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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Anniversaries (S06E06)

"I'd like to apologize to our listeners"
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"for my co-host's sudden and violent outburst just now."
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"Our guest is former city councilwoman Leslie Knope."
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"- Leslie, thought... - For your thoughts."
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"I said it."
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"Absorb the aggression."
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"Well, I just want to say thank you so much"
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"It's a thrill to be here."
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"has really created such a big, quiet, arcane ball of fun."
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"It's been a couple of months since Pawnee and Eagleton"
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"officially merged."
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"Things are going... okay."
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"There's still a little animosity between the two towns."
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"I haven't seen Pawneeans this mad"
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"since Frankie's discontinued their pizza-stuffed-crust pizza."
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"It was a pizza whose crust was stuffed with little pizzas."
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"And the crust of those little pizzas"
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"was made of chocolate."
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"to try to convince us"
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"was, in any way, a good idea."
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"And a rather large-scale brawl at the dump."
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"But overall, the state of the merger is very strong."
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"Scoff."
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"has been fraught with antipathy."
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"with a fatuous twerp who shall remain nameless."
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"Hello."
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"Thank you so much"
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"for letting me help plan your anniversary."
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"Okay, remember, under no circumstances"
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"can Leslie know about what's going on."
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"She has to make that face, do you understand?"
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"to a gorgeous woman."
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"Which, honestly, is still a mystery to me."
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"Like, was it a hypnosis accident or something,"
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"where they put Gayle under"
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"and made her fall in love with Larry"
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"Like, if I say "nutmeg,""
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"will she wake up and start screaming?"
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"We have dogs, cats, rabbits."
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"Um, I work here, so, legally, you can adopt me."
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"The girls want an actual dog."
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"And they want it to look like this."
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"Interesting."
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"So, like a banana made of spiders?"
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"I've said it before and I'll say it again,"
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"children are terrible artists."
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"And artists are crooks."
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"I think I know a good dog."
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"Ron, how about this guy?"
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"I'll take him."
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"Well, Donna can help you get started on the paperwork."
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""Why lie? I'm shopping. Back in an hour.""
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"Ugh! God, she's always just leaving and not telling me."
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"Hello, caller. You have a comment?"
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"Yeah, ever since the merger,"
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"Well, yes, there has been some confusion"
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"And the Sanitation Department is stretched a little thin."
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"No, I mean Eagletonians are human garbage."
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"And we should throw them in a dumpster."
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"Kapow!"
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"Yeah, I really like the merger,"
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"but I hate that Eagleton was forced to join Pawnee."
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"- It's Andy! - Hey."
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"I'm on the radio!"
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"That's all the time we have on Thought For Your Thoughts."
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"- I'm Derry Murbles. - And I'm August Clementine."
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"And I talked last. Good day."
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"Partially."
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"Why?"
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"Because I want to blow up Donna's desk"
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"so I can teach her a lesson about what happens"
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"when you skip work."
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"I'm not sure that's how you should go about this."
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"I'm kind of her boss, now, but I still feel weird disciplining her."
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"What do I do?"
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"What? Some fool just slammed me on Yelp."
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"I took Ron's advice."
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""Stopped by to adopt a dog,"
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""but the employee, Donna Meagle,"
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"Thanks for nothing, Donna Meagle. Booooo!""
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"With five "O"s."
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"Oh, my God, that sucks."
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"Just have to work harder, I guess, huh?"
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"This freak thinks he can hide behind some anonymous user name?"
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"I'm about to hunt you down."
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"Don't be upset, Leslie. No one listens to the radio."
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"I wasn't even listening. I was listening to podcasts."
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"Podcasts are great. Radio is boring."
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"Tom, this merger needs a win..."
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"something symbolic and bright and happy"
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"that will show that there's light at the end of the tunnel."
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"Now is not the time, Larry. Please leave."
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"- I think you... - Larry! What are you still doing here?"
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"Aw, jeez. Okay."
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"I just wish Pawnee and Eagleton were as happy as Ben and me."
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"you look really old in this picture."
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"Andy, this is a picture of us."
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"Rosie and Doug DeMarco."
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"They've been married for 50 years."
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""Rosie Hails from Pawnee, while Doug is originally"
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"from the former Eagleton.""
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"A Pawnee-Eagleton couple that has been married for 50 years"
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"is a perfect symbol of how our towns can get along."
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"And we are gonna hold them up as an example"
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"of Pawnee-Eagleton unity."
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"Whoo! I'm getting the epiphany sweats."
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"Stop where you are and take off your clothes."
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"It's couples massage. Ugh. Where's Leslie?"
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"And then she yelled at me,"
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"and she said she was too busy to come."
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"And since you had said do not tell her the secret"
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"- under any circumstances... - Aw, man."
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"and then hopefully we can get her in for the next thing."
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"Okay. I have been kind of tense lately."
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"Just thinking about the new Star Wars sequel."
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"Well, can't believe I'm saying this, but, uh..."
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"Larry, would you like to get a couples massage with me?"
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"Are we sure we should do this?"
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"Last time we scared an old person, Larry had a heart attack."
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"That was awesome. He farted so much."
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