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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Anniversaries (S06E06)

"Okay, so, the big day is tomorrow."
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"- And no gifts. - That's right, no gifts."
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"because I'm giving it to her today, one day early."
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"So she's gonna make the face this year."
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"comes from the Edgar C. and Janis R. Lumway Foundation"
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"dedicated to the idea that all human beings"
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"And I'm your Eagletonian host, August Clementine."
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"n'est-ce pas?"
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"Absorb the aggression, Derry."
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"for having me."
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"As a listener, I think the merging of your two shows"
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"Ms. Knope, I understand you're here today"
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"that this disastrous merger of our two towns"
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"Yes, there were some bumps and bruises."
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"And a brief rash of arson."
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"Did you just say the word "scoff"?"
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"You must admit, Ms. Knope, that the merging of the towns"
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"For example, I now have to share my studio"
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"And it's August N'gutu Liebowitz-Clementine."
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"the most successful marriage of anyone I know,"
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"and never said the magic word to snap her out of it?"
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"There he is!"
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"Hello, dog."
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"we've had a really bad trash problem."
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"with some of the garbage routes."
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"Well, that's what the merger is."
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"I think the merger was great."
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"Look her in the eyes and tell her exactly what you need from her."
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"God, I am so stressed."
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"Something very special to show you."
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"Yeah, by the way, I was gonna mention,"
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"What?"
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"This is a picture of an elderly couple."
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"Oh, my God, this is perfect."
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"Should I text her and try again?"
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"Why don't you just go ahead and get your massage,"
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"I'm afraid they're gonna rely too heavily on CGI."
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"I would love to."
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"Okay, look, obviously, we don't really know"
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"and celebratory, and merger-y."
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"and we would love to treat you and your husband"
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"A golden anniversary celebration."
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"Here, here's some money. Everybody give 'em money."
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"that gave me that cracked-out Yelp review."
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"Computers are mostly pointless, but that Yelp thing"
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"and a nonfat frozen yogurt bar."
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"Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars.""
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"but a lot of these deposits were non-refundable."
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"God, that movie really was amazing."
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"- The score. - Music."
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"God, that... from the movie!"
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"Okay, you two, head on up there."
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"- to complement the shellfish. - Okay."
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"Could I have a glass of water before we go on?"
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"He does this annoying thing where every time"
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"Dougie, are you sure you want to go on television?"
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"You look like a leather glove got caught in a lawnmower."
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"Then you tried to blow up my spot online."
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"Did you bribe them to be here?"
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"Well, I figured I could really tick off my parents"
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"by shacking up with some Pawnee trash."
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"Oh, my God, I wanna be an old person."
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"- You did good! - Larry!"
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"Can I help you?"
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""Veganism is the sad result"
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"How did that guy know where to find you?"
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"Which is why the makers of carbonated water"
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"- I know. - You do?"
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"It was a review of a funeral home that said"
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""Great first date spot.""
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"And I'm sorry I toyed with you instead of coming at you straight."
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"From now on, we say what we feel."
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"Their generation's the past."
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"Okay, the people in this room"
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"so let's just think of this as a like a super chill,"
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"Worse. That's worse."
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"And she drove me here!"
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"and your youth, and for some of you, your mental age,"
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"were having some fun, getting to know each other."
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"It's gonna be like a giant Woodstock,"
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"they'll be rolling around in happiness."
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"Or maybe mud. I don't know. I can't control the weather."
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"Donna said she might be able to get Ginuwine."
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"What's wrong with her? Why is making those noises?"
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"Oh, right, you don't know Leslie."
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"Happy anniversary."
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"This is amazing."
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"I actually defeated Leslie Knope at a gift exchange."
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"- Yes! - Uh, yeah."
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"It's the Iron Throne."
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"Okay, I know I'm making that dumb surprise face,"
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"This is the greatest gift I've ever received, Leslie."
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"No."
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"Come here. Come hither, peasant."
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"If you're not... if you don't know what you're talking about..."
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""Leslie Knope and Ben Wyatt were married"
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""one year ago this week at the Pawnee city hall."
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""The bride wore a gown made by her friend Ann Perkins."
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""And the groom wore a butt so perfect it could make an angel hang itself.""
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"- You wrote this, didn't you? - I did."
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"- They cut it way down. - Thank God."
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"So let's go over this again. What are the anniversary rules?"
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"At lease 100 kisses."
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"Dinner at 7:00."
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"No gifts."
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"Oh, I'm getting him a gift."
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"I always say that I'm not gonna get him a gift."
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"And then, bam, I surprise him"
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"with the best gift of all time."
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"He makes the cutest, dopiest face when he's surprised."
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"I'm not gonna make my stupid surprise face this year"
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"because this time I got her the most amazing gift ever."
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"And she'll never see it coming"
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"She will make that stupid face!"
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"and the Richard and Lois Wallenberg Foundation Foundation..."
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"deserve a chance to hear about foundations."
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"I'm your Pawneean host, Derry Murbles."
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"Yes, if you have not heard our program in a while,"
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"Thought For Your Thoughts now has a co-host,"
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"I believe that is the Eagleton-Pawnee merger,"
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