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Clips from American Horror Story - Murder House (S01E01)

"Hopefully we can sell the place without taking too much of a loss."
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"Sure."
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"I'm sure we can."
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"Don't lie to me again."
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"If you lie to me again, we're through."
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"I hardly know what to say really."
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"And I can just imagine how you might be feeling a little anxious, given all of this."
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"You know, that's how I felt when the boys, you know, did what they did."
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"We'd gotten rather close."
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"They'd have me over for Bloody Marys..."
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"and omelets on a Sunday."
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"So to find out what nasty little perverts they were-"
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"You probably heard about the poker from the fireplace being rammed up his-"
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"Marcy, we have to put the house back on the market."
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"And we have to make back everything we put into it."
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"We just can't afford to take a bath on this."
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"You know, you might want to adjust your expectations."
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"The housing market is dropping daily."
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"And these things aren't about to change until 2013, when we vote that bum out."
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"Well, here's the bottom line."
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"You owe our family."
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"Under the law, you were obligated to disclose..."
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"Excuse me, dear, but the law requires us to disclose..."
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"any death on the premises within the last three years."
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"I did that."
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"- Nobody's buying me cooking classes, Mrs. "Hormon." - Harmon."
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"I live in a 350-square-foot guesthouse..."
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"in Valley Village- with rats."
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"I'd kill to live in this house, regardless of the history."
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"You know, you probably need a more seasoned Realtor."
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"- Someone who specializes in- - Oh, you think you were my first call?"
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"I called every Realtor in the city this morning- Coldwell Banker, Century 21."
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"No one will take this listing. So here's the plan."
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"You are going to bake cookies. You are going to go buy..."
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"beautiful, expensive, fresh-cut flowers."
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"You are gonna maybe make up some nice stories..."
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"about all the lovely people who have lived here over the years."
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"You're gonna do whatever it takes, and you are gonna sell this house..."
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"and then my family and I are gonna go live someplace safe."
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"And in return for that, I am not gonna sue you for gross criminal negligence."
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"Are we on the same page?"
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"Good."
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"See? Somebody's looking out for you."
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"It's fresh. I just made it."
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"- [ Knocks ] - [ Gasps ]"
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"- [ Sighs ] - I thought I'd knock this time..."
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"so you didn't have a heart attack."
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"Though Lord knows I wish you were dead."
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"Do me a favor, will you? Before I take this one..."
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"polish it up."
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"It's cruddy with corrosion."
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"And you know why? Because you're a shitty maid."
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"Adding those to your magpie stash?"
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"Until I have a full set."
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"Then it's off to eBay..."
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"where I'll make a pretty penny..."
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"and you'll be accused of theft."
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"You are a thief of biblical proportions after all."
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"Your specialty being weak husbands."
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"I don't want to be here anymore!"
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"I'm frightened! I miss my mother."
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"Do you think I want to stay..."
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"in this world of death and rot and regret?"
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"Try to find some dignity in the situation."
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"Move on, missy."
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"I can't. I want to, but I can't!"
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"Every time..."
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"I find my heart breaking just a sliver for you..."
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"I suddenly remember:"
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"You made this mess for yourself."
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"And I also remember..."
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"every time I see that ghostly eye..."
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"that I was and continue to be-"
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"[ Chuckles ] a hell of a shot."
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"You need to pay for what you've done."
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"[ Softly] Oh, I do."
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"Every goddamn day."
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"[ Footsteps Retreating ]"
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"[ Woman] I'm at the end of my rope."
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"[ Beeps ]"
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"He's going through with it, and there's nothing I can do to stop him."
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"We're supposed to sign the papers next week, and that's it."
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"Twenty-three years gone with the stroke of a pen."
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"And I wonder if I'll ever be able to love or be loved again."
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"What was the reason your husband is seeking the divorce?"
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"He says I'm very boring."
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"Sports, for instance."
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"I even learned the names of the football teams he follows."
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"Let's see. There's the Chargers..."
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"the 49ers, the Raiders, the Seahawks up in Seattle."
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"That's the West Coast. Then the Cardinals."
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"They're in Arizona. I memorized them... for him."
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"I'm very good at memorization."
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"which I learned in the sixth grade."
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"I'm an accountant by trade, but I'm branching out into taxes."
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"- [ Bird Squawking ] - [ Dog Barking ]"
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"[ Breathing Heavily]"
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"[ Barking Continues ]"
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"- What are you doing? - Cleaning up your mess."
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"- My mess? - Well, it's not my blood."
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"How long have you been out here?"
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"Why, nothing."
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"Nothing at all, if anyone should ask."
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"Don't worry."
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"I did this room first. It's all ready for your next victim."
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"- I mean patient. - Where's my tape recorder? It was right here."
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"I just get the stains."
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"Do you wanna make a new one?"
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"Think about the blood."
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"Rushing. Pumping."
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"I'm done playing this game! You're goddamn fired!"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"I have rebuffed every advance, and believe me..."
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"there have been many, but she just won't stop."
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"Unbuttoning and bending over and-"
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"I don't mean to be presumptuous, but my days of romance are long over."
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"Oh, please. Is that why you prance around in that little maid's outfit..."
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"like you're headed to a fetish ball?"
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"Don't want to clean other people's houses in your own clothes, my ass."
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"- Ben. - It's all right, madam."
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