Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Family Ties - Not with My Sister You Don't (S01E01)

"Oh, I'm sorry we're late."
Family Ties
"might slow us down."
Family Ties
"You don't have a four-wheel-drive vehicle,"
Family Ties
"do you, Steven?"
Family Ties
"Come on. Come on in. Make yourselves at home."
Family Ties
"Oh, uh, uh, not... not... Not that... that one, r-Ron."
Family Ties
"Sorry."
Family Ties
"Lord knows we had the time for it."
Family Ties
"Took the big room, didn't you, Keaton?"
Family Ties
"Hey. Hey, hey."
Family Ties
"But these lights must remain on... house rules."
Family Ties
"Hey, there's no reason we all can't have good, clean fun"
Family Ties
"with the lights on, okay?"
Family Ties
"Bet we could have more fun with the lights off, Albert."
Family Ties
"Dad."
Family Ties
"Noise? Um, no, I don't... I... oh, oh, that's the TV."
Family Ties
"You... you want to talk to Jennifer."
Family Ties
"Jennifer. Jennifer. It's mom and dad."
Family Ties
"Don't worry. I'm no fink."
Family Ties
"Uh, nothing much."
Family Ties
"I was just taking pictures with my new camera."
Family Ties
"Nature stuff... Birds and the bees."
Family Ties
"Uh, well, you two must be in a hurry,"
Family Ties
"so I'll just let you go."
Family Ties
"- Jennifer, where's Mallory? - She left."
Family Ties
"She did... with some guy."
Family Ties
"What guy?"
Family Ties
"The guy with the... Bedroom eyes."
Family Ties
"They're too fast for me, pal."
Family Ties
"No. She's, uh..."
Family Ties
"Insulating the attic."
Family Ties
"Yeah, yeah. It's a surprise for when you get home."
Family Ties
"Okay, I will."
Family Ties
"All right, bye-bye."
Family Ties
"Owww!"
Family Ties
"When you have kids, you'll understand."
Family Ties
"Why are you so upset?"
Family Ties
"She's with your friend."
Family Ties
"That's why I'm so upset."
Family Ties
"You mean he's not a nice boy?"
Family Ties
"You mean, if he burps, he won't say "excuse me"?"
Family Ties
"Right. Right. That's exactly what I mean."
Family Ties
"Alex..."
Family Ties
"Don't feel so guilty."
Family Ties
"Guilt is a useless emotion."
Family Ties
"That's the way I'm supposed to feel."
Family Ties
"In that case, you blew it with me, too."
Family Ties
"You shouldn't have let me have a third bowl of peanut-butter popcorn."
Family Ties
"My stomach is killing me."
Family Ties
"That's what mommy always does."
Family Ties
"Lift 'em up. Ugh!"
Family Ties
"Mommy usually rubs in circles."
Family Ties
"Not bad."
Family Ties
"But it still hurts."
Family Ties
"I don't know what I was thinking,"
Family Ties
"Alex, what's an or..."
Family Ties
"Don't ask."
Family Ties
"but sometimes the human side of me takes over,"
Family Ties
"you know what I mean?"
Family Ties
"The only song i know all the words to"
Family Ties
"is "the star-spangled banner.""
Family Ties
"I'll have to stand up."
Family Ties
"I don't know the words to anything else."
Family Ties
"Any torch song will do."
Family Ties
"♪ it's quarter to 3:00"
Family Ties
"♪ except for you and me"
Family Ties
"♪ set 'em up, Joe."
Family Ties
"I'm glad you're up. You know..."
Family Ties
"With you god knows where"
Family Ties
"You don't believe me?"
Family Ties
"Oh, no, my dear, you're gonna sit down right now,"
Family Ties
"Alex, I don't have to tell you that."
Family Ties
"- Good night. - "Good night"?"
Family Ties
"Kids today."
Family Ties
"Don't make such a big deal about it."
Family Ties
"It just means that we're the best dancers at the resort,"
Family Ties
"that's all."
Family Ties
"It's just one resort."
Family Ties
"but they're obviously not at this resort this weekend."
Family Ties
"Personally, I thought the band quit a little early."
Family Ties
"My feet were getting sore."
Family Ties
"Really? Mine weren't."
Family Ties
"No one was walking on yours."
Family Ties
"It was an up-tempo number,"
Family Ties
"You got a point total there, Steve?"
Family Ties
"The dancing was worth 14."
Family Ties
"See, I told you that weight training"
Family Ties
"was gonna pay off for you."
Family Ties
"so... For today,"
Family Ties
"But the evening is still young."
Family Ties
"Tag-team wrestling?"
Family Ties
"Or how about the old"
Family Ties
""who can hold his breath longer and turn blue first" contest?"
Family Ties
"Come on! Just making a joke, Elyse."
Family Ties
"Okay. Time for monopoly."
Family Ties
"Unh-unh. My set. I'm the racing car."
Family Ties
"Okay, I'm the thimble, then."
Family Ties
"I'm not getting your dice."
Family Ties
"I'm tired of sharpening your spikes."
Family Ties
"I'm tired of oiling your glove."
Family Ties
"I'm your wife, not your equipment manager."
Family Ties
"Ron, I'm going to bed now."
Family Ties
"If you care anything at all for me,"
Family Ties
"you'd better be right behind me."
Family Ties
"we'd better play the short game."
Family Ties
"Yeah, you're probably right."
Family Ties
"- I'll set up the board. - Steven!"
Family Ties
"Bet I can make up with my wife quicker than you can make up..."
Family Ties
"- Ron! - All right!"
Family Ties
"I'm sorry, honey."
Family Ties
"I really wanted this weekend to be special for us."
Family Ties
"Oh, look, I'm sorry."
Family Ties
"I-i thought we could all come up and have a good time."
Family Ties
"I-i thought Ron and i were past it."
Family Ties
"I guess we're not."
Family Ties
"You're a different person when you're around him."
Family Ties
"when they edged us in the newlywed potato-sack race."
Family Ties
"It's just no fun coming up here anymore,"
Family Ties
"and unless you and Ron can work this out,"
Family Ties
"I think this should be our last vacation with the davises."
Family Ties
Show more clips