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Clips from Family Ties - Not with My Sister You Don't (S01E01)

"Mom and dad are never gonna believe this."
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"So, everything went okay, huh?"
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"Ugh! You guys are only going for the weekend."
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"Are you meeting the davises up there again? -Yeah."
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"Why is it every time you go up to the lake, it's with them?"
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"Well, i-it's tradition."
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"We met Ron and Suzanne when we were all on our honeymoons,"
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"It's kind of like an old-timers' baseball game, you know?"
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"You don't really remember how to play,"
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"but you go through the motions."
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"Four rackets?"
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"Well, i-i don't have any idea what Ron is bringing."
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"You're not gonna get into that competition thing again. Now, you promised."
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"Of course not. We worked that out years ago."
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"Now it's just friendly... Survival of the fittest."
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"If you guys don't get going,"
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"along with numbers for police, fire,"
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"doctor, every neighbor in a six-mile radius,"
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"and our congressman."
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"Yeah, I guess so. As ready as I'm gonna be, anyway."
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"Hold down the excitement level, dear."
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"You don't want to peak too early."
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"about leaving the kids alone."
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"What's the matter? You think we're babies?"
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"No, no, it's just we've never left the three of you alone before."
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"Mom, don't worry about a thing. We're gonna be fine."
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"Isn't each of us responsible for his or her own life?"
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"Jennifer, i appreciate existentialism,"
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"even in a 9-year-old,"
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"but since Alex is the oldest, he's in charge."
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"Why don't we go by life expectancy?"
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"Look, maybe it's not fair to leave Alex in charge."
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"The more I think of it, the more I begin to realize"
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"that Alex is an excellent choice to be in charge."
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"Thank you both for suggesting it."
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"You don't have to lay it on so thick, Mallory."
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"- We're going. We're going. - Okay."
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"Take care. Call if you need any help, all right?"
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"Hey, don't worry about a thing."
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"- We're gonna be fine. - Come on, Elyse, let's go."
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"I'll probably read the kids a book first,"
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"and maybe make them some hot chocolate"
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"♪ I bet we've been together for a million years ♪"
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"♪ and I'll bet we'll be together for a million more ♪"
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"♪ when I can't remember what I ever did before ♪"
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"♪ without us?"
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"♪ what would we do, baby"
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"♪ without us?"
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"♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪"
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"♪ we can't love each other through ♪"
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"♪ without us?"
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"Jennifer. Jennifer, what are you doing?"
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"I'll bet mommy and daddy are taking pictures"
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"of their trip to show us."
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"I want to show them how we spent our weekend."
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"Uh, Jennifer, that's not a good idea."
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"Uh, you see, uh, these two kids are involved"
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"in something very delicate."
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"She's got something in her eye,"
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"Is that what you really think they're doing, Alex?"
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"I think we'd better have a little talk."
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"Alex. Alex. I've got to talk to you."
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"What? What is it?"
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"I told you not to look!"
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"The boy over my left shoulder... Is that who I think it is?"
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"I don't know. I'm not allowed to look."
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"Okay, you can look. But don't be obvious about it."
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"Now, is that or is that not Eric morrison?"
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"You know Eric morrison, and you didn't even tell me?!"
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"Will you cut it out? I'm gonna end up in the hospital."
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"Introduce me to him."
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"Alex, he's captain of eight varsity teams."
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"That is a good recommendation."
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"Yeah, all right. Maybe later."
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"He's coming over here now."
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"Hi, Eric."
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"How you doing, Keaton? Nice party."
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"Well, what have we here?"
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"Oh, this is nobody, just my kid sister."
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"Uh, Mallory Keaton, I'd like you to meet..."
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"I know who it is. You're Eric morrison, aren't you?"
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"Yeah. Kind of lucky for me, isn't it?"
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"Hello."
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"That goes double for me."
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"Well, I was gonna get myself something cold to drink."
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"This is amazing. I mean, this is really kind of scary."
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"We must be on the same psychic wavelength."
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"Must be."
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"- Hello, Eric. - Hey, kitten."
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"You know, this is really a terrific party, Keaton."
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"You're a wonderful host, really."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"The way I see it, my biggest problem right now"
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"to take for a ride in my new car."
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"Well, anything i can do to help."
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"I think I can handle it, but just remember,"
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"when you hear that horn go "owww!""
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"I'm on the prowl."
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"So, come here often?"
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"You think the kids miss us as much as we miss them?"
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"Not necessarily."
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"I am so glad that we're up here."
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"So do I."
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"You're right. You're right. We'll skip the javelin."
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"Ron isn't even here yet, and already you're competing."
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"It's not like you're here with a couple of kids."
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"We're two mature adults."
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"Well, forgive me for being concerned,"
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""I'm taller than you are, nyah, nyah-nyah, nyah, nyah!""
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"Well, I am. I'm just kidding."
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"Steven!"
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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"I'll get this stuff put away."
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"Uh, not that way, Elyse."
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"- Why? - Why?"
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"Because that room is 18x24 and our room is 18x26."
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"Steven, no one in the world could tell the difference"
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"between those two rooms."
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"- Hey, hey! - Hey!"
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"- Lobo. - Hi, Ron."
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