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Clips from Family Guy - Death Lives (S03E03)
"I'll, uh... This is a bad time."
Family Guy
"Robert Reed got Florence Henderson and he was a burgermeister."
Family Guy
"Thanks, Quagmire. Hope you live next door to me someday."
Family Guy
"Hey, does this look like a "Q" to you?"
Family Guy
"How about now?"
Family Guy
"Rhode Island. That's not too far, is it?"
Family Guy
"Nothing's too far away from Maxine, the cheatin' queen. Women."
Family Guy
"Holy crap! Do you see what I see?"
Family Guy
"- I'm afraid I do. - We're being chased by ghosts!"
Family Guy
"You went through all this to see your girl?"
Family Guy
"- Chicken? You take that back! - Yeah? Make me!"
Family Guy
"I don't make monkeys, I train 'em."
Family Guy
"- Oh! Holy crap! I'm sorry. Did that hurt? - No. But this will!"
Family Guy
"- What the hell is going on out here? - Actually, I, uh... I, uh..."
Family Guy
"Actually, he wanted to ask you something."
Family Guy
"Wanna go somewhere and grab a coffee?"
Family Guy
"- Sure. I get off at two. - Great! Great! I'll meet you here."
Family Guy
"- I'm not following you. - Intercourse."
Family Guy
"- What are you doing here? - Loretta's mom was hankering for a snack,"
Family Guy
"so we had to pick her up some Kibbles 'n Bits."
Family Guy
"- Cleveland! - I mean Cheez-its."
Family Guy
"- Did Peter give you a clue for me? - Peter?"
Family Guy
"He's golfing? On our anniversary?!"
Family Guy
"Oh, boy. You just put Peter in the doghouse, which is where your mother..."
Family Guy
"Don't say it!"
Family Guy
"Your mother smells."
Family Guy
"See, this is why I hate clothes shopping. I have no ass. I'm minus an ass."
Family Guy
"You're trying too hard. She won't care what you wear."
Family Guy
"She's just gonna be glad to see you. That's how it was with Lois."
Family Guy
"Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!"
Family Guy
"It's a long story - with terrific performances and a wonderful scene in a carnival."
Family Guy
"I'll cut to the ending. I want to marry Lois!"
Family Guy
"Out of the question! Now, listen, Griffin."
Family Guy
"I want you to take this and stay away from my daughter for ever."
Family Guy
"- I love her, Mr Pewterschmidt. - Oh, Peter!"
Family Guy
"Holy crap! Back then I gave up a million bucks just to be with Lois."
Family Guy
"Now I won't even miss a golf game to spend our anniversary together."
Family Guy
"- No wonder she's gonna dump me. - Or is she?"
Family Guy
"Wait a minute. That's my revelation. I gotta pay more attention to my wife!"
Family Guy
"Eureka. Now, come on back to the golf course. I've got a date."
Family Guy
"Death, wait, wait, wait. Before we go, I need you to do me one more favour."
Family Guy
"Peter. Peter Frampton."
Family Guy
"All right. If you want to live, come with me. And bring your guitar."
Family Guy
"And bring that thing you use to make it go wah... wah-wah-wah-wah-wah."
Family Guy
"Hey! Get out of the way!"
Family Guy
"Damn. How could he lie to me on our anniversary?"
Family Guy
"I had a little help... from a very special friend."
Family Guy
"Yeah... Hey, you ever go on the Internet?"
Family Guy
"They got some cool stuff there on that Internet."
Family Guy
"I bought these shoes from a company on the Internet, cos they don't test on animals."
Family Guy
"Wow."
Family Guy
"You know, animals never have war. War is an invention of mankind."
Family Guy
"What the hell are you talking about? Animals fight all the time!"
Family Guy
"Not with nuclear arms. You can't hug your children with nuclear arms."
Family Guy
"Check, please."
Family Guy
"ENGLISH SDH"
Family Guy
"I told him it'd be nice if we could spend a romantic day together."
Family Guy
"No! Oh, crap! I'm late. I'm in big, big trouble!"
Family Guy
"You got any SPF-50? I bleach like a gym sock."
Family Guy
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