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Clips from Family Guy - Death Lives (S03E03)

"Oh, my God, that's me! Look how thin I was!"
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"- Say no more. - Peter, wait. I..."
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"Very interesting... but stupid."
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"- Then why don't you give him a kiss, huh? - No. Peter, get away from me with that."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, Peter, I hear music."
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"Yeah, me too. From now on, this'll be our song."
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"Ow!"
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"I've never met a guy like you. You're so full of life."
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"- Oh, man, she was beautiful. - This looks awfully familiar."
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"Wait a second. I remember this."
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"That's me! Look at all that hair."
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"I can't believe I thought that looked good. I must've been high."
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"Look at that. Huh? Huh? There's no way she's gonna leave me."
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"I can't until you have a revelation. One of those things that changes your life."
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"The hell with this. I'm going home."
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"Oh, crap. I don't have time for this. Listen, I'm late for an appointment."
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"If you don't want to follow procedure, fine. Stay in limbo."
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"No, no, wait, wait. I don't want to be in limbo."
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"OK. It says the next note will be right under my nose."
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"They're off!"
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"And quick out in front, Silver Dasher, followed by My Nose!"
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"Aha! Hold my purse!"
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"- What's Mom doing? - She's screwing up my six-two quinella."
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"My Nose out in front, followed by Sea Biscuit,"
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"followed by Some Crazy Lady and Middle-Aged Housewife,"
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"followed by Wait a Minute, Who's That and Silver Dasher."
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"And now it appears there's a woman chasing the dogs."
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"- Let's go, kids! - Tell the boys in Kansas City the bet's off."
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"Too late, Stewie. The fix is in and the noodles are boiling in the pot."
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"- God loves a working man. - No!"
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"The Shadow is in reality Lamont Cranston, wealthy young man."
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"You're shook up about that appointment. You're Death. What are you afraid of?"
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"Where the hell have you been? When I said lunch, I said noon, not noonish."
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"- Sorry, Ma. - Is sorry gonna reheat the casserole?"
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"- So, who's your friend? - It's a work thing. Near-death experience."
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"- Where are you going? - To take a leak."
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"Don't forget to zip up your fly. If you don't zip up your fly, a seagull will get ya!"
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"God, she's a pain in the ass! I wish Dad was still dead."
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"Oh, yeah. I'll tell you, Lois's dad was a pain in the ass when I met him."
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"- Hi. Can I take my tie off yet? - Oh, Peter, you look so wonderful."
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"- You aren't nervous, are you? - You'll know when I'm nervous."
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"- Lois? - Now."
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"Take the rap for this. I only get one chance to make a first impression."
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"Hi, Daddy. That was me. And this is Peter."
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"Hey, Mr Pewterschmidt. What are you feeding this gal?"
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"Peter Griffin. Can I take this tie off?"
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"It's a pleasure. My daughter is taken with you."
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"And I'm taken with her. I mean, look at her. Huh? Show us front and back there, Lois."
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"Don't think I don't know where that comes from."
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"- Eh? Eh? Oh, yeah. - I'm gonna go get my purse."
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"Based on what you've seen with your wife, what can we expect in terms of droopage?"
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"- It's Etruscan. - Get out of here."
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"- No, seriously. - Oh, that's great."
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"- Hey, look. A manatee! - We can use it for soup."
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"Ensign Glen Quagmire. Welcome aboard. You picked a great day to get rescued."
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"We were just about to sing a song about mopping."
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""We're mopping the deck Which is Navy for "floor""
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""And when we're done mopping We'll mop it some more"
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"- Oh! - " Swab means mop, deck means floor..."
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"Could you tell me when you're going back in time?"
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"I was talking to a robe for 20 minutes before I realised you weren't in it."
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"Ma, for God's sake, leave me alone! I'm working!"
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"Don't yell at your mother! If you yell at your mother, a hen will lay eggs in your tummy."
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"Why not join us and see the world?"
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"Sorry, pal. I've seen the world, and its name is Lois."
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"How romantic. Why can't you find a nice girl?"
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"You know who he took to the prom? His cousin!"
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"- That's weak. - Yeah."
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"All right. All right, that's it! I'm sick of both of you. Come on, Peter."
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"Death, put your jacket on or you'll get frostbite!"
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"- I don't have skin! - That's cos you didn't eat your beans!"
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"Come on, come on. Get back in your big, fat body."
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"Why should I help you save your marriage when I can't get a girl?"
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"Whoa, wait! What are you saying?"
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"The revelation, jackass! It could have helped you save your marriage."
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"But too late. Oh, and by the way, when the lightning hit you, you soiled yourself. Enjoy."
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"Wait, wait. I can't lose Lois! Please, I'll do anything."
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"- What if... what if I helped you get a girl? - Really? You think you could do that?"
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"- Gee! You really think so? - Absolutely."
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"Death, will you relax? The beach is a perfect place to pick up chicks."
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"Now, I want you to go over there and ask those girls if you can play."
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"- Hey, can I join you? - I guess. What's your name?"
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"- Josh. - Do you, like, live around here?"
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"No. I... I live with my mom."
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"- Let's get out of here - See ya, Josh. Tell your mom we said hi."
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"How do we get up there? Dad put grease on the pole."
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"Don't worry. We've been studying fulcrums in school."
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"Stewie, you wanna play rocket ship?"
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"- What the deuce? - Blast off! Go on. Get the note for Mommy."
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"How dare you use me for your own personal selfish... Hmm."
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"Oh. Pull slower. I must remember to do this game when no one's around."
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"What was I thinking? You don't know anything about picking up chicks."
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"Are you kidding? I learned from the best."
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"Come on, buddy. We're dropping anchor in Jamaica!"
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"- Great! We're closer to Rhode Island. - Rhode Island? Forget that."
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"- Does this look like a "Q" to you? - No."
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"- How about now? - Your crotch just looks like Lois to me."
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"Let's ask her then. Lois, should Peter sit around and mope all night?"
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"Or should Peter go out with his buddy and have some fun?"
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"All right!"
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"That one's a feminist type, she's into he-men,"
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"and that one's mad for jazz. Watch this."
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"The plight of women is deplorable. I can bench-press 800 pounds."
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"You, me and Coltrane till dawn."
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"There you go, Peter. One for you, two for me."
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"- So why didn't you go with them? - You don't know what it's like in love."
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"I met her last summer when her dad hung himself. I was too shy to ask her out."
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"- What's with that moustache? - Let me see that."
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"Sorry. That's Edward James Olmos. Here, this is her."
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"- Nice ass. - Sorry. That's Edward James Olmos's ass."
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"I guess I don't have a photo. Trust me, she's cute."
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"- I'll need that picture of Olmos's ass back. - Oh, yeah."
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"Mom, hurry! I can't stand the smell!"
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"This isn't very creative. Let's go, kids."
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"He wasn't dead."
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"- There she is. That's her. - All right, go on. Just like we practised."
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"- Hey, you. - Hi. I was just, uh... uh..."
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"in... in... I was just in the neighbourhood and..."
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"So I thought that, uh... So... You..."
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