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Clips from Family Guy - Death Lives (S03E03)

""Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
Family Guy
"A tragic accident in the Providence area."
Family Guy
"I was remembering I accidentally put my shirt on inside out this morning."
Family Guy
"My goodness. A human thumb. Where did you ever find this?"
Family Guy
"This year, instead of exchanging gifts,"
Family Guy
"Oh, dear. I think we all know what that means. Boi-oi-oi-oiing. Gross."
Family Guy
"Hey, fellas. I got us a tee time tomorrow at Barrington Country Club."
Family Guy
"What the hell? "Lois, it's an anniversary scavenger hunt. ""
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""Your first clue is at the Quahog Mini-Mart. Love, Peter. " Oh, how fun!"
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"- It's about time. - Sorry, fellas. I'm not gonna be able to play."
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"- Come on. - Maybe we should play another time."
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"Waffles! Tasty waffles with lots of syrup!"
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"Waffle! Waffle! Waffle! Waffle!"
Family Guy
"OK, kids, keep your eyes peeled for a clue."
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"He's behind the door!"
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah. Thank God I get to hang out with a fascinating gent like yourself."
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"What are you talking about? Lois would never leave me."
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"Oh, my God! I love Arte Johnson!"
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"- Come on. Give Arte Johnson a kiss. - Peter, stop it. I mean it!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"It's like I can really be myself with you. I'm so happy."
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"- I love you, Lois Pewterschmidt. - I love you, Peter Griffin."
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"- You can't get in that way. - I'm sure as hell not going in the back door."
Family Guy
"Wait, I got it. I figured out my revelation."
Family Guy
"That's world-class juice you got brewing in the old flesh balloon."
Family Guy
"Are we talking a slope or full-blown fried eggs hanging on a nail?"
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"- What do you think of this? - It's nice."
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"- Brilliantly choreographed. - That's your tax dollars at work."
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"- Ma, she's gonna dump him. - At least he got that far."
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"All we gotta do is get you fixed up. Get your hair cut, give you a good, clean..."
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"...shave, cologne... Chicks'll be all over you."
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"Heads up!"
Family Guy
"You have to counterbalance the weight at the point where the lever pivots. Like so."
Family Guy
"I'm taking you out for shore leave."
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"You guys go on without me."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah? Her name's Amy. She works at a pet store."
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"Let's go get her."
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"I found the note! "Go back to the mini-mart"?"
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"Maybe I'll just come back."
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"- Who am I kidding? I'll never get her. - Not with that attitude. Come on!"
Family Guy
"You gotta find a way to make it happen."
Family Guy
"So long. I hope you find your girl."
Family Guy
"So, where is it that you need to go, my new honky friend?"
Family Guy
"That's not fair. I'm just speaking out of hurt."
Family Guy
"That truck's coming up on us awful fast."
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"I sure did, and I'm a fat idiot. What's your excuse, you big chicken?"
Family Guy
"Aah! Aah! You bastard!"
Family Guy
"You did it! All right! Hey, who knows? You might even, you know..."
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"He's at Barrington with Brian and Quagmire."
Family Guy
"- Hi, Mr Pewterschmidt. - What are you doing here?"
Family Guy
"No deal. Lois may be worth a million to you, but to me, she's worthless."
Family Guy
"Oh, no! God, please no! I'm too young to die!"
Family Guy
"Sure you're not supposed to get Keith Richards?"
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"- Oh, Peter. Our song. - Happy anniversary, Lois."
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"This is the most romantic gift you've ever given me. How did you put this together?"
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"- I like animals. - Uh-huh."
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"Cos they're like people, little furry people."
Family Guy
"My, this is certainly a beautiful night. I love looking at stars."
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"Now put me back in my freakin' body."
Family Guy
"Mom, you remember that goldfish we flushed down the toilet?"
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"- A million dollars? - A million dollars."
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""It seems today that all you see"
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""But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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""On which we used to rely?"
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""Lucky there's a family guy"
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""Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
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""Laugh and cry"
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""He's a family guy"
Family Guy
"A family lost their lives when they swerved off the road"
Family Guy
"and into a ravine, exploding on impact."
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"- Do you find this funny, Tom? - Oh, no."
Family Guy
"It's fine now, though. So what were you saying? A fashion show?"
Family Guy
"Turn the TV off. We gotta find an anniversary gift for Mom and Dad."
Family Guy
"Don't look! We're shopping! We're shopping!"
Family Guy
"Kids, you don't need to do anything special for our anniversary. Just your father."
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"I hope he doesn't get you a gift at the last minute again."
Family Guy
"It was on e-bay. Oh, God! Call an ambulance!"
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"- Barrington? Wow. - I'm in."
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"- Peter, tomorrow's your anniversary. - Oh, crap!"
Family Guy
"If Lois finds out I'm ditching her, she'll hit me with a frying pan."
Family Guy
"Which is why I'm gonna drink this frying pan antidote."
Family Guy
"All right, hit me with this. Didn't work."
Family Guy
"Before you tee off, here are your complimentary monogrammed bag towels,"
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"a sleeve of balls, and this mobile ball cleaner."
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"- Clean as a whistle, sir. - I won't get short by touching your spit?"
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"You'd be the first, champ."
Family Guy
"Loretta's mother is in town and we have to go buy new sheets for the dog bed."
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"- Cleveland! - I mean the pull-out sofa bed."
Family Guy
"You could be the first black guy to play this course. People are gonna be impressed."
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"- Hey, a black guy. - Ooh, fun."
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"Screw that. I busted my ass keeping Lois busy so I could be here. Grip it and rip it."
Family Guy
"The fed will be lowering rates, so get your money out of T-bills and put it all into..."
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"Waffles! Buy waffles!"
Family Guy
"Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!"
Family Guy
"What Jughead has done here - and it's quite ingenious actually -"
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"is paint pupils on his eyelids"
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"so he can sleep through class without Miss Grundy being any the wiser."
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"He's sleeping."
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"- Mom, I found Dad's first clue. - I can't believe your father organised this."
Family Guy
"Usually he can't even handle simple tasks."
Family Guy
"Peter, why is there a diaper in the lamp socket?"
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"Lois, he's done it again! Wait a minute."
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"Ha!"
Family Guy
"- Let's pack it in. There's too much water. - Let's hit the bar."
Family Guy
"Oh, come on. There's worse things in life than rain. Like... like spiders."
Family Guy
"Peter, he's bothering everyone. Say something."
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"I'll kick his ass. Someone ought to kick his ass."
Family Guy
"Don't go in there!"
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"- Peter! - All right, all right. Give me a Kleenex."
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"I knew he was bad. I knew it... Aah!"
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"Out of me way! They're after me Lucky Charms!"
Family Guy
"I paid him ten bucks to say it. Classic."
Family Guy
"- We'll be in the clubhouse. - Go on, run away. More golf course for me."
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"That was close. That looks dangerous. Somebody's gonna get hurt."
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"Ah, it'll be fine."
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"You again?!"
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"- Death, please don't take me now. - Relax. You're not dying."
Family Guy
"- You're having a near-death experience. - Thank God!"
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"- So, when am I gonna die? - Two years after your wife divorces you."
Family Guy
"She's been crazy about me since the night we met."
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