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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show (S07E07)

"- karate! - Hiya!"
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"I don't play by the rules."
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"And I'm sorry."
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"It was left at the crime scene."
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"You're dismissed."
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"This case just keeps getting deeper and deeper."
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"I'm drowning in the adult end of the pool,"
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"the ultimate price."
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"All that and more,"
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"on The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show!"
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"♪ It's time to punch boredom in its stupid face ♪"
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"♪ Jump, kick, punch, and jump ♪"
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"Take a bow for being so cool."
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"one last extra-special April's Animal Corner."
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"That's right."
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"Ah!"
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"I took it out to play hide-and-seek."
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"And as always, when we accidentally end up"
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"we have to show you this disclaimer."
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"Here's a disclaimer, I didn't read this disclaimer."
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"♪ Today we're gonna make something ♪"
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"♪ Being nice to someone ♪"
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"My contract is very specific."
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"which can be used to display an object of great value."
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"Always remember, kids, when you find something new,"
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"Thank you for everything you've done"
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"Hello, Professor Smartbrain."
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"maybe we not use the--"
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"Boring buzzer."
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"you could get there using an airplane, a train, or a car."
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"Now, as you can see, the airplane is the fastest."
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"You know, you asked me to do this. This was a favor--"
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"Who brought me mail today?"
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"Well, Johnny, you got over 500 letters"
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"It's from me."
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"And on the last day of your show,"
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"I don't know what to say..."
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"that I have to stick to, but..."
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"It's kind of a nightmare."
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"are the words I'm saying right now."
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"Or do not."
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"That advice has been passed down from generation to generation."
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"is my Johnny Karate Show return message."
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"He had just broken both legs from falling into a pit."
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"I'm gonna have to start all over again."
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"that I could fall into."
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"- Hi, honey. - Hey. Hi."
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"He was always enthusiastic."
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"by writing them on his arm."
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"Oh, no. I lost it."
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"Oh, my God, Eddie, this is amazing!"
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"Therefore, I hereby dub thee"
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"a knight of the Order of the British Empire."
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"Well, technically, only the Queen can knight somebody,"
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"Cool."
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"Guys, this was so much fun."
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"Friend, coworker, musician, husband, Andy Dwyer--"
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"A salute to Johnny Karate when we come back."
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"We know what you want--"
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"and if you say you like it, you're a chump and a liar."
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"It's awesome."
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"was the success of his band, Mouse Rat."
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"Well, that's not really true."
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"of Dave Matthews songs."
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"Oh, to play in a band like Mouse Rat"
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"I should mention I'm a rabbi now."
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"For the full rockumentary, go to"
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"And now, back to the show."
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"No, you did not achieve your dream"
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"Oh, right."
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"It's ensconced forever in the shadowbox"
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"I'm a cop."
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"He's not. I want to make it clear--he's not."
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"was found at the scene."
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"President Jimmy Carter stole my guitar?"
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"John Cena, you're a great inspiration, a true hero,"
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"Going down? What are you--"
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"You stole Johnny Karate's guitar."
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"I'm just doing this as a favor."
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"And now it's time to celebrate Andy Dwyer's greatest creation--"
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"♪ Those kicks were fast as lightning ♪"
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"♪ In fact, it was a little bit frightening ♪"
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"But it'll be somewhere."
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"And with enough energy, America, nothing can stop us."
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"hat and everything, so..."
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"one last time."
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"old Mailman Barry's face."
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"the most important one."
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"Hey, babe?"
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"Babe, hey, will you--"
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"like, even better than my all-time favorite host,"
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"and you're doing what you're meant to do."
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"And I can't be the person that makes you lose what you love."
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"♪ It's about knowing who you are ♪"
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"♪ While you're kicking for the stars ♪"
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"♪ Keep karate in your heart ♪"
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"♪ And always remember ♪"
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"Karate yell!"
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"Hiya!"
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"Guys!"
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"No--"
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"here is me, Perd Hapley!"
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"Silence!"
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"Welcome to the only show that's all about learning,"
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"music, animals, fireworks, water skis,"
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"and above all, ice cream, pizza,"
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"sharks versus bears, and above all..."
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"Now, why don't you kids help me sing The Welcome Song!"
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"Let me just grab my guitar."
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"Someone has stolen my guitar."
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"This seems like a case for Special Agent..."
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"I don't give a crap, Batman. You work for me."
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"Macklin, the President's called six times."
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"If we don't get that guitar back,"
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"the peace in Iraq will be canceled."
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"Get off my back, Chief!"
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"I'm doing the best I can."
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"But I get results."
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"Dang it! You're right again, Macklin."
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"You're the best agent I've seen."
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