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Clips from 30 Rock - Flu Shot (S03E03)

"Jack..."
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"Your house... is my workplace."
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"A Puerto Rican."
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"Oh, Miss Lemon. Mr. Donaghy wants to see you in the green room."
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"Leo's giving out flu shots."
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"My favorite part is attending executions."
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"That is sweet."
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"which is that..."
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"Kenneth, I'm considering giving you one of the remaining flushots."
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"Are you ready for your shot?"
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"Maybe... the two of you could go get the soup?"
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"# The night's like a banquet... Give it a try...?"
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"# And Templeton... Mr. Templeton...?"
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"I just want to let you know we appreciate what you said before."
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"Liz. What's wrong?"
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"...you're going to have to dance for it."
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"Ay!"
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"But then, some of them, I was like, "Yeah!""
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"I admit it's an ethical gray area."
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"Ta-da!"
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"Well... he's stable, but vegetative."
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"Dad!"
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"Iike a Bolshevik Commissar."
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"They don't need soup. They need medicine."
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"No. Thanks. I'm not tired."
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"And I'm just a guy dating your nurse, and I took advantage of your condition"
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"and Jenna!"
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"Really? Do you really think this is helping?"
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"This vacation --"
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"You sold us out for a vacation?"
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"I work so hard, guys. Don't I deserve to sit on a beach?"
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"There is a gentleman involved!"
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"Last year, he was totally sending signals."
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"No, I can't. I feel like a jerk."
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"It's really hot in here."
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"I'm not going to make it!"
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"I am still way more like those people than you."
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"Never."
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"Oh."
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"Why?"
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"You two should be ashamed of yourselves."
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"Miss Lemon!"
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"Hey, Cerie. What is this text you sent me supposed to mean?"
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"# But it's 1/3 funner With you-know-who?"
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"A Filipino gentleman. His name is Banyani."
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"Elisa."
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"Oh, I was trying out my spray tan for my trip to St. Bartleby's next week."
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"With what? My arms?"
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"Thank you, Kenneth."
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"Oh, come on, Lemon. Embrace your elitism."
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"Oh, Miss Lemon."
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"No!"
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"of Tracy the Amazing..."
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"Instead, I'm stuck here with you and a bunch of guys named Sully."
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"Yeah, I get it. You went shopping. I don't need the montage."
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"# Don't roll away...?"
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"Wait. My vacation is back on?"
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"Now, have you ever had sushi?"
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"I hope you know she acts like that because she hates every woman I like."
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"Oh, Miss Lemon, how could you do that to your beautiful hands?"
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"Oh, my God. Jack gave you two flu shots?"
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"But I know it's really a truth serum."
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"Because it's their birthday."
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"I have tickets to a special charity performance of The Lion King."
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"They're all diseased!"
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"Yeah."
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"Liz, I believe doctor-patient confidentiality is a two-way street."
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"It's called a "Tankoort", Cerie."
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"being worn by Dame Judi Dench..."
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"Oh, that reminds me..."
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"Yeah. I guess since this flu, there's been a bunch of cancellations."
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"I have revision pages for you!"
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"I'm such a hypocrite."
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"Get in before somebody sees you."
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"Give it to me! It's mine!"
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"island lover."
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"You know it's cancelled, right?"
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"You know, in Cuba, everybody gets equal healthcare."
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"Hey. You tell him, Liz!"
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"That's right!"
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"I live in the Big Apple."
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"Why can't you?"
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"# Why should he stay at home... Just get his medication...?"
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"That Liz Lemon is okay."
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"It's Mr. Templeton's son."
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"Can I help you?"
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"He comes to the house and takes me."
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"And what's the best medicine?"
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"I'll see what I can do."
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"You know, the flu vaccine is actually a small dose of the virus itself."
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"# To our own special friend... Mr. Templeton...?"
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"- Hey, Liz. - Hey!"
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"Are you sick? Because I am not getting sick before my trip."
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"Very nice."
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