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Clips from 30 Rock - Flu Shot (S03E03)

"Thanks, guys."
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"I am really going to eat this."
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"Your vacation is back on."
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"Well, how is that any easier..."
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"Thank you, Banyani."
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"Thank you, Oscar."
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"Stay away, sick ones!"
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"Give me the shot."
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"If you want a shot..."
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"Hey. Where have you guys been? We were supposed to shoot promos an hour ago!"
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"Okay, we forgot about that. But we have a good reason."
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"Yeah, we were out getting soup for the crew."
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"Yeah. I tried on a lot of outfits."
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"And some of them, I was like,"No.""
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"So we're running behind because you guys forgot to get soup."
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"Is there anything you do that doesn't make my life harder?"
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"I can't believe we forgot the soup."
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"I also want to thank you for controlling yourself sexually"
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"How you feeling? You got this bug, yet?"
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"Ah... You should go home, sweetheart. You don't want this."
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"Later."
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"Why did we hate her guts so much?"
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"Lemon. We actually went on a date last night."
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"Oh! My purse!"
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"You took the old man with you?"
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"No, it's just wrong."
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"Yes, well, we can't all be as noble as you."
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"Turning down a flu shot on moral grounds, coming into work and risking your health"
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"despite your special vacation."
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"It's called principles, Jack."
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"Oh. I think I'm probably getting it."
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"...at the injection site."
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"So, please let Make-Up know for..."
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"I wasn't resting! A Parcell man never lies down on the job."
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"Unless that job involves... milking pig teats."
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"Miss Lemon, what is that?"
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"Did you... Did you get the shot?"
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"You're having a fever dream."
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"We're speaking French, and I'm your mother."
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"What are we doing tonight?"
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"It's a surprise."
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"But he's going to need a helmet."
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"Come here."
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"I thought you said he didn't have any family."
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"Not here. He lives in London."
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"Or maybe it's a business trip."
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"I'd have to go back to working the late shift at Dunkin' Donuts."
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"Oh, the customers are so sad."
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"Yes. What time do you start throwing out doughnuts?"
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"Oh. There you are."
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"How's he doing?"
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"Totally unaware of his surroundings."
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"A man comes at night."
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"He wears a suit. His hair is thick..."
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"He made me watch a giraffe with the legs of a man!"
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"He gave money to a silver man!"
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"He ate a plate of fire!"
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"Dad? There's no man."
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"What is going on? Why is he all worked up?"
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"You know, sometimes, they watch cartoons, and they think it's real."
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"It's very common."
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"Tracy. I've got it!"
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"Medicine?"
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"Well, he's finally asleep."
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"You must be exhausted. Why don't you go to bed?"
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"Oh, good."
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"And I won't remember what it is until I see it."
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"The Dark Man is here! He's come to take me!"
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"Shh! Sir, no!"
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"I did things during the war. Terrible things."
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"Mr. Templeton, my name is Jack."
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"so I could be with her. Do you understand what I'm saying?"
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"I've lost too many good things because I couldn't make time for them. And I..."
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"Please don't tell your son."
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"But the next time we go out, I want to go to Washington Square Park."
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"Oh."
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"And then..."
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"I want to go to a Negro bar."
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"Attention, ladies and germs..."
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"- ...and gentlemen - Hey, Liz."
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"- Soup? - No!"
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"Now, in the grand tradition of Patch Adams..."
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"prepare yourself for the comic stylings"
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"Hey! Leave her alone!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Everybody likes me. It's you two idiots --"
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"Hey! What's that on your arm?"
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"Give us back our meat plate!"
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"Yeah!"
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"No! Not just any vacation."
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"This one has beach socks and ice cream"
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"and sandwich turtles!"
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"Yeah!"
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"It's not what you think!"
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"And this time, I was going to go for it!"
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"It kind of peters out after that."
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"Ugh. I'm so embarrassed."
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"But the good news is that your relationship with the crew..."
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"is back where it should be. And now, you can go on your vacation..."
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"guilt-free."
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"What do we elites do when we screw up?"
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"That you don't deserve. I don't deserve to go anywhere."
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"What Elisa and I did wasn't right, but we're happier now."
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"And you're going to be happier when you go to St. Bartleby's and get..."
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"whatever's left of your groove back."
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"You're better."
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"So, go."
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"Yeah. Alright. Yes. I'm gonna."
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"Did that come out of you or me?"
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"I don't know."
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"So, there's always the risk that -- Oh God!"
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"# The city is hopping With things to do?"
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"# Yes, Templeton... Mr. Templeton...?"
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"# We'll get a bite... Then we'll say goodnight...?"
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"# Please... Look away...?"
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"The place I go to has private beaches, soft-serve ice cream machines,"
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"It's the one thing I do for myself every year. And I am going."
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"Oh, no! I must have ox fever!"
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"I have to go back to work."
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"I have another patient on my off days."
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