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Clips from 30 Rock - Flu Shot (S03E03)

"Hey, guys!"
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"Nowhere. We don't get next week off."
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"We've got to load out the sets and take them to storage."
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"With your flat, manly, milking thumbs and your long, graceful knuckle hair --"
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"and, after the French custom, people wear dark socks to the beach."
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"I even bought a new swimsuit."
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"You may have seen it in Us Weekly"
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"You have the flu."
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"Just hold on a second."
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"There you go."
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"I once had a very under-cooked fish sandwich at a parade."
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"Oh, no. But..."
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"I can only stay for five minutes."
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"Oh, that reminds me. I owe Lou Dobbs a call."
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"Don't let that keep us apart. When are you back with my mother?"
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"I'll cook you dinner."
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"Plus, Colleen doesn't seem to like that we're together."
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"I should be going to the Caribbean."
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"Dr. Spaceman: You may, Jack."
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"Are you going to alter your voice or dress up in any way?"
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"I don't know what to do about Elisa."
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"Jack, you can't call her that!"
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"You said the same thing about C.C."
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"Count yourself lucky you're getting one of these."
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"He only has five left."
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"Hold on. You're rationing healthcare?"
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"One of the elite."
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"No, I'm not. I am from White Haven, PA."
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"And I don't want anything they don't get."
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"Lemon, you don't want to get sick."
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"When is modern science going to find a cure for a woman's mouth?"
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"The agency would fire me if they knew I was having guests."
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"Hey, it's me. Matlock. I need your help."
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"Okay. Very funny, Jack."
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"Of course I do. I've been living in New York for 15 years,"
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"Or had a romantic dinner with a man in a suit."
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"Ay."
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"But it's not all going to be fun and games. Mr.Templeton's foot is still healing."
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"Of course. You do your job and I'll just..."
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"Liz, Tracy says Kauai is more beautiful than Maui"
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"and keeps shouting when I try to give my opinion,"
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""La-la-la-la-la-la-la!""
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"They said it was a flu shot."
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"If I were you, I'd be doing something special to thank them."
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"That would make us look pretty great."
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"and be given the traditional burial of a Parcell man."
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""Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop!""
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"You know, to thank them for being sick."
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"We didn't know what to get them. But then, I had a brainstorm."
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"It was a bad one. Jenna had to put my tongue guard in."
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"But after he stabilized, we decided we'd get them all hot soup."
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"I don't understand."
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"...and go downstairs to the basement."
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"...then, you go to the soup place and bring the soup back up here."
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"...make sure to take your ID's with you."
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"That would be the worst part!"
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"Wait. Tracy, we have to do this."
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"I had a wonderful time last night."
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"I wish I could convince you to go with me."
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"Be a member of the elite."
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"# Candlelight, caviar... You and I...?"
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"# The plan's such a simple one... Templeton...?"
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"So, in order to thank you, we got you a meat plate."
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"Enjoy."
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"I am so happy, the number four, the letter "U"."
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"Oh, God. They're all sick."
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"I can't get sick. I can't get sick."
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"Oh, my God, Pete! Thank God it's you."
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"I want to go on my vacation. I take back all the stuff I said."
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"You have to promise me you won't tell anyone I'm getting this shot."
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"I'm cheating on my wife."
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"Nope. We forgot about that too."
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"We went out shopping together. We had fun, though."
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"# Every girl crazy about a --?"
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"We have to think of something else."
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"I know."
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"while we spend time together on this adventure."
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"Hey, Liz."
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"Uh, I'm a little achy. Probably because I didn't get the shot."
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"No way, dude. If you're working, I'm working."
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"Elisa and I."
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"And it was magical."
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"About 24 hours after receiving the flu shot..."
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"...you develop a distinctive rash..."
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"Tracy and Jenna."
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"No, no, no. This is a dream."
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"But now, God has sent him to punish me for being so bad."
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"You need to hide. I cannot lose this job."
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"He's coming in."
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"Of course I'm here. Always."
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"Sorry to surprise you. I just wanted to check on Dad."
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"Okay. That's surprising."
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"Dad? It's me, Michael."
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"Yes! He was in prison."
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"But now, he owns a railroad!"
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"No. I know what we can get the crew."
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"Laughter. Do you see where I'm going with this?"
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"Because there is something in the other room that I need to show you."
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"What we did was wrong. But we did it for the greatest reason of all."
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"...can't let that happen with Elisa."
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"Is Elisa the Puerto Rican?"
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"Wow. That really doesn't sound okay. But, yes."
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"And I beg you."
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"All right."
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"It's where I proposed to my wife."
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"Are you ready to feel better?"
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"Because we have just the thing!"
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"What? Why aren't you laughing? This is happening to Liz!"
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"No, they love Liz now."
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"She got a flu shot! She... She lied to us!"
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"No, guys. Listen, you don't understand."
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"I want to take him as my island lover!"
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"There! I said it! Are you happy?"
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"I just suck pie off my sweatshirt for the next half hour."
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"Well, that goes with out saying."
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"We pretend it never happened and give ourselves a giant bonus."
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"Says who?"
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"Face it, Lemon. Not everyone gets a shot."
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"Not everyone gets to go to the Caribbean. But you're special."
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"Go to your..."
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