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Clips from Family Guy - He's Bla-ack! (S12E12)

"Leave me alone!"
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"I love my wife Donna."
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"I wish she and Peter's wife got along better."
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"I'm Cleveland."
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"Ah, dang it!"
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"Peter?"
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"Hey, Cleveland, this is just so we can talk"
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"without getting spotted by Lois and Donna."
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"- Peter, there's got to be a better way... - He's got a knife!"
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"- Ow! - Cleveland, try to grab my gun."
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"Oh! Trying to grab my gun, are you?"
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"Hey, rookie, save some for me."
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"Wow, the whole gang's back together."
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"Shut up! We don't need you in this town!"
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"We don't need you in this town."
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"Oh! Oh, hi, Lois."
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"- You were with Cleveland, weren't you? - No!"
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"- Then what were you doing? - I'm, uh..."
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"I'm having an affair."
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"It's Cybill Shepherd. She's attainable for a guy like me now."
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"Peter, enough lies. I know you were with Cleveland."
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"Until further notice, you can sleep downstairs."
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"Oh, man. I wonder how it's going for Cleveland."
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"Cleveland, get in here! And pull your pants down!"
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"We now return to"
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"Slightly Too Early Comedy Club Audience Member."
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"Not like when Clinton was in the White House, huh?"
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"When Clinton was in the White House,"
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"Yes, yes!"
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"But things are different with the Republican majority."
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"They're totally in the pocket of the oil companies."
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"I mean, the President of the United States might as well be..."
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"Amen! Why not? Why not, right?"
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"But I guess it could be worse."
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"The other day, my wife asked me if her ass looked fat in her jeans."
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"And I'm like, "Honey...""
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"Wow. Wow!"
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"Dad, what are you doing down here?"
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"Your mom's making me sleep on the couch"
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"'cause she caught me hanging out with Cleveland."
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"- How about you? - Mom's making me sleep in the basement."
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"Well, this isn't working."
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"I can't keep sneaking around trying to hang out with Cleveland."
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"Maybe you could figure out a way to get Mom and Mrs. Brown to be friends."
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"Yeah, you know, I bet I can."
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"I mean, I'm the guy who figured out how much eye contact"
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"a band should make during a guitar solo."
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"Yeah, we're in sync, and showing others how much we love the song."
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"Okay, okay, time to turn away now, Vince."
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"Come on, we got a lot of song left! Turn away!"
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"Look at something else!"
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"I'm glad you didn't listen."
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"Chris is right. I got to do something."
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"All right, Cleveland, nothing bonds women together like"
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"having to take care of invalid husbands in the hospital."
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"Oh, Cleveland, I'm gonna hate those Griffins forever."
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"Only my side had airbags."
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"Peter, what are we doing here?"
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"Well, women will always band together"
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"to stop an offensive art exhibit from coming to town."
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"So I've arranged for all my photos of baby wieners"
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"to be put on display."
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"Oh, Peter, I'm gonna have to call the police on this."
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"What? Why? It's to get our wives back together!"
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"Peter, these are hundreds of naked babies in suggestive situations!"
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"And they're time-stamped as far back as 1998,"
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"which is way before we had this idea!"
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"I need help!"
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"All right, Cleveland, one thing that always bonds women"
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"is healing an abused animal."
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"So I got us an injured bald eagle."
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"Somebody put cigarettes out all over him."
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"- Peter, that's a symbol of our country. - This particular eagle is a dick."
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"Everything out of its mouth is a taunt."
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"Peter, you're being ridiculous."
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"And you need to release that eagle out into the..."
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"What'd that eagle say?"
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"Lock the door."
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"I don't want to be here with that Brown family."
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"That sounds even more racist than it is."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Great Quagini!"
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"Hey, everybody! There's the birthday girl!"
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"Oh, oh. What's that behind your ear?"
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"Oh, it's a condom!"
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"Quagmire, please stop touching my baby with a condom."
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"And for my next trick, I'm gonna split my beautiful assistant in half."
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"And not the way you think."
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"Okay, time for the three-legged race. Pair up, everyone."
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"- No, Lois, I'm not gonna be your partner. - What?"
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"- I'm gonna be partners with Cleveland. - Peter, I told you..."
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"And I'm telling you Cleveland and I have won every three-legged race in Quahog"
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"except that time those two one-legged guys formed the perfect running person."
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"Cleveland, what do you think you're doing?"
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"Peter's right. We're friends and that's that."
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"Now, let's go win a race with no prize."
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"How are we doing? Are we beating anyone?"
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"Oh, my God! Peter, are you okay?"
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"I'm down! I'm down, Cleveland! Go on without me! Save yourself!"
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"I'm gonna carry you, Peter!"
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"Oh, my God, Peter."
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"Well, then there's only one solution."
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"Hug and roll!"
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"Boy, those fools sure do love each other."
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"Yeah, I guess they do."
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"You know, Donna, they've known each other a lot longer than we have."
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"That's true."
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"And if we're gonna be neighbors,"
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"we're gonna have to learn to set aside our differences."
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"- Friends? - Friends."
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"We're gonna win! We're gonna win!"
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"You know, Cleveland, I got to say,"
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"it's great having the old gang back together again."
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"Well, it's great being back."
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"To Cleveland!"
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"- To Cleveland! - To Cleveland!"
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"To me!"
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"You know, not a single person stopped watching 'cause you left."
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"He doesn't have the guts to say anything back."
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"- Sure. - Yeah. Go ahead."
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"Well, last night, Bonnie and I got really kinky."
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