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Clips from Family Guy - He's Bla-ack! (S12E12)

"Shut up, you bastards!"
Family Guy
"I really appreciate y'all helping me fix up my house."
Family Guy
"Yeah, no problem, Cleveland."
Family Guy
"Hey, where do you want me to put all these giraffe figurines?"
Family Guy
"Just spread them out. Don't make any one room too giraffey."
Family Guy
"Cleveland, where should I hang the mirror? Right about here?"
Family Guy
"Maybe a little higher."
Family Guy
"You don't want it too high, now."
Family Guy
"Let's get you a different job, Joe."
Family Guy
"Are you sure? 'Cause I already hung all these paintings."
Family Guy
"This place is shaping up real nice."
Family Guy
"- Hey, Cleveland, what's that? - Oh, this is my bead door."
Family Guy
"- It looks stupid. - Why don't you walk through it?"
Family Guy
"Like a suitcase comin' out of the airport."
Family Guy
"Yeah, or like a bug walking through Stevie Wonder's hair."
Family Guy
"Turns out this old house is lacking in storage space,"
Family Guy
"so I gotta make some tough decisions."
Family Guy
"- You gonna keep these neckties? - Yeah, throw them in my car."
Family Guy
"They're just to keep my trunk closed what if I'm ever hauling garbage."
Family Guy
"I ain't no lawyer. I use whatever for my purposes."
Family Guy
"Could be a box spring."
Family Guy
"Could be an old radio. Could be a more recent radio."
Family Guy
"Wait, now I'm confused. So some of this stuff isn't trash?"
Family Guy
"Like this old computer monitor?"
Family Guy
"How about this telephone cord?"
Family Guy
"That's a pet leash."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna go ahead and ditch"
Family Guy
"Nah, that's all we drink from."
Family Guy
"That's the Riddler right there."
Family Guy
"He would make inquiries to set your mind a-jumble."
Family Guy
"I'd rather stay in a house with small kids."
Family Guy
"So you can sleep on the couch."
Family Guy
"There's juice boxes in the fridge"
Family Guy
"Um, feel free to watch TV with the sound off."
Family Guy
"And the kids will be down here first thing in the morning"
Family Guy
"Oh, and everyone here has pinkeye."
Family Guy
""And that was the moment I stopped being Dwayne Johnson"
Family Guy
""and started being The Rock.""
Family Guy
"That's a good place to leave off."
Family Guy
"- We're The Rock! - What do you mean?"
Family Guy
"Together, you and I make one biracial wrestler."
Family Guy
"- Do you have any folding chairs? - No."
Family Guy
"That's all right. I'll use this."
Family Guy
"What was that?"
Family Guy
"That was my great-grandma's vase!"
Family Guy
"On the drive up from Virginia, she kept that vase between her legs."
Family Guy
"What are you doing?"
Family Guy
"Making sure you learn your lesson."
Family Guy
"Here, I am bad boy!"
Family Guy
"We now return to The Gay Bachelor."
Family Guy
"Ew. They're all gross! I'm keeping the roses."
Family Guy
"Mom! Mrs. Brown spanked me!"
Family Guy
"- What? - And you still haven't pulled up your pants?"
Family Guy
"Chris, what happened?"
Family Guy
"I was playing with Rallo and I broke a vase and then she gave me a spanking!"
Family Guy
"Uh, I believe the term is "whuppin'," Chris."
Family Guy
"It's like Doctor J."
Family Guy
"Peter, this is serious! A woman hit our child!"
Family Guy
"What is wrong with her?"
Family Guy
"Whoa! Can I get some white bread on that judgmental sandwich?"
Family Guy
"Brian, why are you bringing race into this?"
Family Guy
"Lois, I've spent my life trying to keep race out of things."
Family Guy
"That's why whenever I walk into Lids, every guy fist-bumps me."
Family Guy
"Oh, you're full of crap, Brian."
Family Guy
"I'm just saying, Lois, some of us go through life without seeing color."
Family Guy
"You're right. I am colorblind."
Family Guy
"Here. And here."
Family Guy
"Hey, remember when you swallowed that rib-eye bone"
Family Guy
"And then you pushed real hard and the poo came through the rib eye hole?"
Family Guy
"Peter, we gotta go over there and talk to Donna."
Family Guy
"All right, but you need to cool down first, Lois."
Family Guy
"Find a way to channel your anger."
Family Guy
"What I do is throw a shot put into a crowd and make it look like an accident."
Family Guy
"I forgot to make it look like an accident."
Family Guy
"That woman is gonna be sorry she laid her hands on our son."
Family Guy
"Hello."
Family Guy
"Hi, just so you know, this is sort of Lois's thing."
Family Guy
"I'm not really upset about it. So... Go ahead, dear."
Family Guy
"It always smells like the same meal over here."
Family Guy
"I hit him for a reason. He broke my vase."
Family Guy
"And maybe I wouldn't have to discipline your child if you did it yourself!"
Family Guy
"Oh, please! The only thing kids learn from spanking"
Family Guy
"is adults don't have the patience to teach them."
Family Guy
"- Bull hookey! - What?"
Family Guy
"I don't spank, and my children are very well-behaved."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah? Your baby's on the roof right now."
Family Guy
"Munch me, bitch!"
Family Guy
"Right now, Stewie, or you're in time-out!"
Family Guy
"How many gray pubes you pluck today, you old bag?"
Family Guy
"Your time-outs are a joke. You're a terrible parent."
Family Guy
"I'm a terrible parent? You're a child abuser!"
Family Guy
"You know what?"
Family Guy
"From now on, I don't want our families having anything to do with each other!"
Family Guy
"Well, Cleveland, looks like these two little alley cats"
Family Guy
"have scrapped it out. I'll see you tomorrow."
Family Guy
"That includes you, Peter."
Family Guy
"And, Cleveland, I forbid you from ever talking to Peter again!"
Family Guy
"Hey, Lois, look! I'm smoking! You can't control dick! I'm a roof baby now!"
Family Guy
"So we're making plans for Susie's first birthday party."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's good bar talk."
Family Guy
"Hey, y'all... Oh. Sorry, Peter, I'll get outta here."
Family Guy
"No, no, no, no, I'll go. I'll go. It's okay."
Family Guy
"What's going on?"
Family Guy
"- You guys touch pee-pees or something? - I wish."
Family Guy
"No, our wives got in a big fight and banned us from seeing each other."
Family Guy
"So what if they're in a fight? What does that have to do with you?"
Family Guy
"- Well, I gotta live with Donna. - Uh-oh. There she is."
Family Guy
"Oh, no! Peter, quick! Change pigments!"
Family Guy
"But, Cleveland, you and I are pals, and I just got you back."
Family Guy
"Well, there might be one solution."
Family Guy
"We just got to hang out where there's no chance we'll be seen."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, you like scrambled eggs, too? Here, go ahead, have some."
Family Guy
"Whoa! That's a big bite there. Slow down, buddy."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! Oh, my God! He's choking!"
Family Guy
"Thanks for coming."
Family Guy
"where you and I can hang out and not be seen by our wives."
Family Guy
"Oh. That makes sense. So, what have you been up to?"
Family Guy
"Sorry, Cleveland, I'm gonna have to cut you off there."
Family Guy
"Whenever I ride on a plane,"
Family Guy
"I have to put on my noise-canceling headphones."
Family Guy
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