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Clips from Family Guy - He's Bla-ack! (S12E12)

"Check it out."
Family Guy
"for a week or two and, yeah, so, that's my left foot now."
Family Guy
"You know, it's not a good sign that this is the first time"
Family Guy
"Who did you make it for?"
Family Guy
"I..."
Family Guy
"It seems today that all you see"
Family Guy
"All the things that make us"
Family Guy
"Sorry, Mort. I... I hate to do this."
Family Guy
"Uh... I wouldn't know. You need to talk to Marla."
Family Guy
"I'll take little cocoa butter here."
Family Guy
"- Oh, like up here? - I think maybe higher."
Family Guy
"- How do you feel? - Awesome!"
Family Guy
"Nah, that's a sitting chair, what for children."
Family Guy
"these promotional McDonald's cups from the '80s."
Family Guy
"How do you live in a house with all this junk?"
Family Guy
"Uh, please take the potty seat off the toilet, don't try to pee through it."
Family Guy
"and if you get hungry, there's plenty of Goldfish in the couch."
Family Guy
"Hey, I just realized."
Family Guy
"I can't believe Japanese men pay good money for this."
Family Guy
"God, look at the size of that handprint."
Family Guy
"and you couldn't poop it out?"
Family Guy
"Donna, what gives you the right to spank my child?"
Family Guy
"I don't want you ever talking to Cleveland again."
Family Guy
"Peter, we can't risk seeing each other."
Family Guy
"You know, keep it a secret."
Family Guy
"Then that's what we'll do. 'Cause I can't lose you again, Cleveland."
Family Guy
"I'm closer to you than I am to my own right hand."
Family Guy
"Leaves me alone with nothing but my thoughts."
Family Guy
"But I don't want to kill all these people!"
Family Guy
"I don't care about the alignment of the dark forces!"
Family Guy
"That's why we're on this airplane."
Family Guy
"Do you have any idea how fast you were going, sir?"
Family Guy
"Sorry, Cleveland, it's got to be authentic. Stay down! Stay down!"
Family Guy
"- That's ridiculous. - It's not ridiculous."
Family Guy
"At least turn me over to my back side!"
Family Guy
"all you needed to vote was a piece of duct tape and a..."
Family Guy
"Oh, no!"
Family Guy
"- What? - Don't die!"
Family Guy
"Peter, let's just give Susie her gift, eat our cake, and leave."
Family Guy
"Won't be needing this."
Family Guy
"All right, Peter, let's do it. You're my three-legged race partner."
Family Guy
"Did you see that? My dog had a gun."
Family Guy
"No, I won't leave you."
Family Guy
"We started this race together, we're gonna finish it together."
Family Guy
"I don't know. My car can't go up hills, though."
Family Guy
"Mrs. Brown? I want you to spank me again."
Family Guy
"Damn it!"
Family Guy
"Hey, guys, can I share something with you?"
Family Guy
"Well, you know how I don't ever brag about my sexual exploits."
Family Guy
"That would be an accurate statement, yes."
Family Guy
"She painted my toenails."
Family Guy
"What? You serious?"
Family Guy
"- What the hell is that? - Nail polish."
Family Guy
"No. The foot."
Family Guy
"It's a child's foot, Joe."
Family Guy
"You were crippled when you were an adult."
Family Guy
"A few months back, I got really drunk"
Family Guy
"and was playing around with an elastic band."
Family Guy
"I wrapped it around my thigh and forgot about it"
Family Guy
"- I mean, it still works the same. - Oh, yeah, sure."
Family Guy
"Still a foot, I guess."
Family Guy
"Whassup?"
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"- Oh, hey, Cleveland. - Hi."
Family Guy
"Wait, don't you have a show to do... That's right."
Family Guy
"All right."
Family Guy
"I knew this was coming. Everybody give me your best shot."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God. Where do I even begin?"
Family Guy
"a lot of people are realizing you had a show."
Family Guy
"Your logo was stupid."
Family Guy
"It looked like a big, purple penis and your ratings blew."
Family Guy
"We did about the same as Bob's Burgers."
Family Guy
"That's your bar? Oh, shame on you!"
Family Guy
"This is good. This is constructive."
Family Guy
"The talking bear was so bad,"
Family Guy
"Seth MacFarlane quit voicing him after season two."
Family Guy
"It's hard to make a talking bear funny."
Family Guy
"It worked out okay in movie form."
Family Guy
"What was supposed to be the show's audience?"
Family Guy
"Like, some black guy who's never met another black guy?"
Family Guy
"- Anything else? - Yeah."
Family Guy
"Here's four seasons worth of DVDs of what we've been up to."
Family Guy
"You know, just so you're back up to speed."
Family Guy
"And I'll warn you ahead of time, these have jokes in them."
Family Guy
"I don't have a DVD player."
Family Guy
"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
Family Guy
"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
Family Guy
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
Family Guy
"Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry."
Family Guy
"- What... What's happening? - They want me in the line."
Family Guy
"- Well, where do I go? - Home?"
Family Guy
"Okay, but I still get paid for today, right?"
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"- Sorry."
Family Guy
"- You okay? - What do you care?"
Family Guy
"All the things that make us"
Family Guy
"He's a family guy"
Family Guy
"It'll be nice having Cleveland back across the street."
Family Guy
"Why?"
Family Guy
"I think a lot of times you only say things because they make you sound good."
Family Guy
"You know, Cleveland, it must be weird for you guys to move"
Family Guy
"and not 'cause of a hurricane."
Family Guy
"Oh, Lois, I'm so glad to see Peter and Cleveland back together again."
Family Guy
"Yeah, me too."
Family Guy
"Now Peter will have something to do"
Family Guy
"besides flushing the toilet to Foghat's Slow Ride."
Family Guy
"- Peter, what are you doing in there? - Nothing."
Family Guy
"Slow ride"
Family Guy
"Take it easy"
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"Slow ride"
Family Guy
"Peter, you're wasting tons of water!"
Family Guy
"It's not a waste! And we need a faster toilet."
Family Guy
"Keep walkin', you Boondocks rip-off."
Family Guy
"Home, sweet... Huh?"
Family Guy
"This house is a disastrous area! I can't move my family in here."
Family Guy
"You're right. Well, we'll all have to do our part."
Family Guy
"What the hell happened?"
Family Guy
"Well, a lot of people rented your house."
Family Guy
"Uh, Ryan Reynolds, Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd..."
Family Guy
"For a while, it was an orphanage where the children sang desolate songs."
Family Guy
"We're too old to ever be adopted"
Family Guy
"No one wants a nine-year-old"
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