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Clips from South Park - Whale Whores (S13E13)

"- 140,000 japanese were killed by atom bomb."
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"fuck you, dolphin and whale!"
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"- dude, it actually wasn't a dolphin and a whale"
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"it was the-- - shh! shh!"
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"is completely wiped out."
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"look, i--i think i can make everything okay here."
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"can i just use a phone?"
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"i need you to do something for me."
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"because the real bombers feared retaliation so badly"
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"dolphins and whales were just framed by the real bombers."
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"chicken and cow!"
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"[chickens clucking]"
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"* i'm goin' down to south park, gonna have myself a time *"
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"* humble folks without temptation *"
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"* i'm goin' down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind *"
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"* ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor *"
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"* headin' on up to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind *"
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"* [muffled]"
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"welcome to the dolphin encounter"
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"here at the denver aquarium."
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"my name is chad, and i'll be your guide and trainer"
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"as you meet these intelligent and truly magical creatures."
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"and here they come."
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"this is trigger and dolly. there's bubbles."
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"- wow! cool!"
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"- pretty neat birthday, huh, stan?"
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"- yeah, this is gonna be awesome!"
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"- if they come near you, you can touch their backs."
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"just no grabbing please."
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"what whimsical creatures, aren't they?"
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"are atlantic bottlenose dolphins."
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"now who would like to get a kiss from one?"
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"- i would like-- - me, me, me!"
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"i want to kiss it! i want to kiss it!"
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"- uh, all right."
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"let's just get you to put your hands palms-down in the water."
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"[charging yell]"
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"- what the hell is that?"
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"[angry yelling]"
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"- fuck you, dolphin!"
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"- these are our favorite animals here at the atlanta zoo."
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"it's dolly and seamore."
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"they're beluga whales."
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"[angry yelling]"
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"- fuck you, whale!"
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"- all right, jessica."
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"now put your arms out like this."
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"[applause]"
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"great job, jessica."
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"- fuck you, whale!"
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"- [sighs] hey, pal."
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"- dad, why did they do that?"
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"- well, stan, the japanese just..."
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"don't really like dolphins very much."
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"certainly not as much as us normal people do."
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"but, hey, at least you still got your t-shirt."
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"and you'll always have your neat picture."
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"- dan dierdorf here welcoming you"
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"to this great football matchup"
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"between the kansas city chiefs and the miami dolphins."
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"we're all set for kickoff and--"
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"- oh, and, dan, it looks like japanese people"
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"this is not the kind of thing"
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"you want happening during kickoff."
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"- several whales and dolphins were again slaughtered"
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"by the japanese today."
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"this time at the six flags discovery kingdom"
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"near san francisco."
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"aquariums had been experimenting"
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"with methods to keep the japanese out,"
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"but so far, nothing seems to stop them."
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"the slaughtering of whales and dolphins,"
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"the current prime minister of japan,"
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"yukio hatoyama, had this to say."
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"- [clears throat]"
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"and fuck you, dolphin!"
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"* no he can't read my"
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"* poker face"
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"* p-p-poker face"
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"* m-m-m-my"
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"* p-p-p-poker face"
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"* p-p-poker face - you guys."
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"- look, i really think it's time for us to do something."
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"- no, not the song."
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"i'm talking about the japanese"
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"killing whales and dolphins."
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"- dude, they've been doing that for a long time."
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"- so? dude, don't you guys care?"
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"we have to do something!"
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"it's not like we can change the way an entire country thinks."
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"i don't like it, but it's just the way they are."
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"- it seems like everyone has an attitude of,"
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""that's just the way they are," or "that's just the way it is.""
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"nobody likes it, but everybody's too busy"
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"to do anything about it."
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"- you're not?"
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"- no."
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"you don't care about whales and dolphins being slaughtered?"
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"- stan, me and kenny don't give two shits"
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"that at some point they'd taken a little time"
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"to care just a little god damn bit!"
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"* a hard pair we will be"
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"* so go and hug a tree"
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"about the japanese slaughtering whales."
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"- yeah! butters, do you want to help?"
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"- no, no, no, no. i got stuff to do."
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"but i wanted to tell you there's these fellers on tv."
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"they go out in the ocean and try to stop the japanese"
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"wherever they are."
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"people who are doing something?"
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"and they take volunteers."
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"- * the world is a vampire"
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"* sent to drain"
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"- yeah, we're badass."
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"- * i am still just a rat in a cage *"
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"- we're not protesters."
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"we're pirates."
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"- that's definitely a japanese boat."
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"looks like they're whaling now."
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"- fuck you, whale!"
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