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Clips from Down Periscope (1996)

"I was wondering why you chose to embarrass me."
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"No embarrassment intended. You've been chosen for a specific mission."
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"That's where the Russians have got their diesel sub fleet."
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"But each week they're fewer because they're selling them off like hot cakes"
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"to countries like Iran, Iraq and Libya, to name a few."
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"With respect, sir, one American nuclear attack sub could defeat several diesels."
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"In conventional battle, certainly that's true."
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"a terrorist intent on getting a nuclear warhead into a harbour?"
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"Absolutely, sir."
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"But me, personally, I'd like to know for sure."
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"One rebel diesel against the US nuclear navy."
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"Come on."
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"First you'll attempt to invade Charleston harbour."
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"If you're good enough to evade further pursuit,"
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"Simulated, of course."
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"Think like a pirate. I want a man with a tattoo on his dick."
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"If I pull it off, that is get both ports..."
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"I'll give you two live torpedoes. I'll set a dummy ship in Norfolk harbour."
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"Nice pants. Lose the cigar."
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"Good morning, sir! Martin G Pascal, Executive Officer of the Stingray, sir!"
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"- Do you come with a volume control? - Sir?"
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"Lt Commander Tom Dodge."
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"- You're kind of young for an XO. - Excellence knows no age, sir."
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"I need a tetanus shot just from looking at it."
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"The only thing holding her together are the bird droppings, sir."
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"We have our crew here, I see. What do you say we board them?"
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"Yes, sir. Seaman Stanley Sylvesterson, sir!"
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"- Though my friends call me Spots. - Spots."
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"I'm a bit of a gambler, sir."
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"Ever bet on a sure thing and the horse gets a cramp, sir?"
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"Oh, good. Our chaplain has arrived."
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"Sonar Technician, Second Class, ET Lovacelli, sir!"
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"- Goes under the name Sonar. - Welcome aboard, Sonar."
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"- Not a float in a parade or something? - I'm afraid so, Sonar."
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"Isn't that odd."
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"Excuse me, sir, I don't hear everything. And I'm quite trustworthy too."
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"Engine Man, First Class, Brad Stepanak!"
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"Sit on it and rotate, sir."
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"What did you say, sailor? You can't say that."
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"- He can't say that! - Pascal, down. Heel."
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"punishable by one month in the brig. I'm ready to go, sir."
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"I'm a dedicated pain in the butt, sir."
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"- Stepanak. - What?"
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"If I throw you off, it'll be in the middle of the Atlantic."
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"- Board the damn boat. - Oh, man."
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"What's our mission, rescue Gilligan?"
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"- You're mine, maggot! - Ha!"
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"I love this job."
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"And who's our next contestant?"
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"(groaning)"
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"Sorry. The name's Buckman."
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"- Nitro, hi. - Interesting nickname."
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"What's your real name?"
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"- I'm working on a nickname, though. - Oh, yeah?"
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"Listen to this."
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"Mike."
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"- You're Stoneball Jackson. - Who you calling Stoneball?"
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"I lost a grand on that army game, butterfingers."
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"For your information, I was mugged. Gaines was all over me that play."
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"I saw that play. I saw the replay."
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"That's cute. But it's on now."
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"Small, but... filthy."
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"Come in."
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"Hell of a day, huh, Marty?"
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"It's not over yet, sir. Lt Lake is here."
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"- Show him a bunk. - There's a problem, sir."
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"Lt Lake reporting for duty, sir. And there's no problem."
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"I get it. Please, don't take off your clothes."
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"Thank you. Nice job on that uniform though."
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"I am Lt Emily Lake, your new dive officer."
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"Well, that's impossible. They must be confusing you with Emilio Lake."
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"Women aren't allowed on submarines."
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"They are now. Admiral Graham instituted a trial programme."
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"- I'm it. - Good old Graham."
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"Men! At ease."
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"I'd like to introduce our newest crew member - Lt Emily Lake."
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"to test the feasibility of women serving on submarines."
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"Can she do a back inward one-and-a-half in the layout position?"
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"(raucous laughter)"
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"Look, gentlemen, I know this is an unusual situation."
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"It can't be easy for Lt Lake here to be thrown into this jungle."
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"And I know it will make things hard on all of us."
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"But if we just work together as a team, I'm sure we can handle ourselves..."
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"Ping!"
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"(kissing noises and wolf-whistles)"
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"(lascivious mumbling)"
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"I'm a detriment to the entire operation. A total morale-crusher."
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"You know that the submarine service is entirely volunteer."
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"- All you have to do is quit. - My old man won't let me."
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"I'm afraid you leave me no choice but to relocate you."
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"- Really? - Really."
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"- Buckman. - Yes, sir?"
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"1C..."
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"Hot."
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"Let me guess. Our electrician."
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"- 2B... - Yes, sir."
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"- Hey, Gomer, can you get this hatch for us? - This week."
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"Aaargh!"
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"Uh-oh."
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"You forgot like an idiot, because you're stocking the pantry like an idiot."
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"What are in these cans, Buckman?"
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"That one's coffee. That one looks like cooking lard, sir."
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"And which do you think we're going to be using more often?"
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"Well, if it's a cold morning, sir, you might..."
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"The lard is in your head, Buckman!"
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"Now you take a look at that galley chart."
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"Cos I want that cabinet repacked regulation-style by 1100."
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"- Do you know what time 1100 is? - That would be after 1000, sir."
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"- Marty. - What?!"
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"Can we speak in my cabin?"
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"Marty, I'm a little worried about your health. Not exactly a people person, are you?"
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"I'm afraid you're headed straight for an ulcer if you can't ease up a little bit."
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"Requesting permission for a transfer."
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"What?"
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"It's a rustbucket. It's a shitbox!"
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"You know."
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"Wow!"
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"You think you're the only one embarrassed to be here? That it's what I dreamed about."
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"We're all in this together, and you and your career are in the hands of those assholes."
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"Including this one. Does that answer your question?"
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