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Clips from Community (2009) - Intro To Knots (S04E04)

"And that's coming from Jeff, and we used to date, so--"
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"Britta, information is ammo. And what we did was not dating."
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"Uh!"
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"Ahh! A little friction. That usually indicates heat."
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"Heat? There's no heat."
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"He knows my name. Guys, keep it together."
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"I missed something great, didn't I?"
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"So let's hear it from the one person who needs that A the most,"
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"and can't possibly abide by an F,"
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"What? Abed?"
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"Jeff? Is it me?"
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"Oh, my God, Britta?"
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"First, of all, it's me. And second, you put Britta ahead of me?"
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"None taken. Oh, my God, Shirley."
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"Why didn't you tell me about it? I didn't think it was a competition."
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"Of course, you'd play it that way so I wouldn't be expecting--"
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"A church-going mother of three to be smart, huh?"
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"So, Ms. Edison, it's decision time, isn't it?"
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"and you can eliminate your competition in one easy step."
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"These people, they're not here to support you."
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"I mean, they already hate you for this disaster of a party."
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"Give it up, professor. You've fired all your bullets."
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"Mr. Winger, would you like to tell your friends"
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"Jeff? Jeff?"
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"Tom Waits was-- Agh! You cost me Valedictorian."
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"He cost me Valedictorian. That was my punch."
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"JEFF: Tom Waits, you guys. Tom Waits!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Jeff, do you have any Milk Duds?"
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"PELTON: Jeffrey, I know you're in there. I can smell you."
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"I was spending an evening with my two lady friends,"
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"I can explain."
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"PELTON: No explanation necessary."
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"Next time you decide to have a party without me, Jeffrey,"
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"I'm a blast at holiday-themed parties."
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"Where the hell is he? Professor? Did he leave?"
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"Why in God's name would I leave?"
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"This is just getting interesting. Now, one of you untied me."
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"I wonder who it was."
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"Who is the Benedict Arnold, the true hero of this story?"
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"Oh, no, what's gonna happen when we find out who betrayed us?"
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"No, we'll have to find out now. Otherwise, the lesson isn't complete."
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"That, yes, empires fall, but we're no empire."
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"We're just a bunch of flawed, selfish people."
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"is that the six of us are paying for a mistake made by one of us."
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"And that means, at any given moment, one of us is screwing up so badly"
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"that he or she is gonna forgive whoever screws up next."
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"Yeah, I read the book."
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"I'm gonna say that whoever untied the professor, I don't give a crap."
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"Because whoever it was, I know it was some flawed, selfish,"
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"weak, hopeless soul like me."
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"Exactly what the betrayer would say."
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"Fine, dick. If it was me, I'm gonna lose my A by tying you up again."
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"What? Hey!"
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"That's hurting. That's hurting."
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"CHANG: Mine first, mine first."
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"SHIRLEY: Kevin, did you wrap these presents yourself?"
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"Doink. Kevin, how do you tie a knot?"
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"So you go like this, go."
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"Oh, my God."
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"What?"
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"What do you want me to say?"
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"What do you want me to say?"
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"because she finds me too manipulative?"
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"Or you could say you're sorry for the whole thing."
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"Yes, I suppose that would be accurate."
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"you'll give us an A. Jeff. Overreaching?"
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"but we should all get the same grade."
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"CORNWALLIS: God's sake, don't rub it in. Very well."
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"Seeing as you saved me from my yearly Christmas tradition"
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"of plum pudding, roasted goose and updating my suicide note,"
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"Merry Christmas. ALL: Merry Christmas."
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"Oh, my God."
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"No, there's a gift in there."
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"Oh! I didn't get anyone gifts,"
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"so my gift to you all is you get to lord it over me for the next year."
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"I gotta drop a deuce. See you, guys."
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"Ahh!"
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"I couldn't stay mad at you guys."
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"Here. I was gonna save these for the real Christmas day,"
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"Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Ohh!"
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"August. And this one is James."
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"And these two guys are Jeffrey."
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"I wonder what's happening in the darkest timeline."
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"Timeline? Abed, there are no dark timelines."
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"My client, Ms. Edison, did rob several drug stores,"
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"that someone so beautiful has been removed from society."
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"It's open."
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"a little less short-term corporate housing."
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"Figured just a little something there, a little zhuzh right there."
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"You realize you've put your friends in an awkward position."
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"We failed? This is terrible. I need that paper to graduate."
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"Give me the hope To run out of steam"
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"Was I expected to bring a gift? JEFF: No."
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"Can I show you around, starting with the bar?"
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"That would be me. I think cuisine is like a window into history."
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"Actually, you know, I was talking to the ladies."
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"Oh. Ah."
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"the worst we could end up with is a C-minus."
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"No, I'm asking, is this a card?"
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"Hey, Kevin. Did you know that we have bubble wrap?"
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"Oh, go crazy. Chang-nesia."
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"Bedroom. Now."
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"That's a lie they tell dumb people when fitting them for work boots."
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"I mean, I will call the police and you will all go to jail."
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"but it was becoming all too real."
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"Your failure will be the same as any self-obsessed nation."
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"You care about each other when you're winning."
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"the Romans turned on themselves as quickly as you can say"
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"Usually, the cracks are hidden within the alliances. So let's see."
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"If there was heat, I'd be nervous, and if I was nervous, I'd be rambling,"
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"Well, I think we found our triangle."
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"Not this guy. No. I can't."
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"That way, Shirley and Annie can get their As."
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"Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock"
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"I have to do something else."
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"I can't count the reasons I should stay"
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"Well, he asked me to get my fit bum to the kitchen for a refill,"
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"All true, but I'm probably not your best target."
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"You're fishing. No one has anything against Britta and Troy dating."
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