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Clips from Community (2009) - Intro To Knots (S04E04)

"Give me some rope Tie me to dream"
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"Somebody said It can be here"
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"I'm sorry. I can't stay long. I've got my daughter in town."
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"Didn't want to appear rude."
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"A lovely place. Very feminine."
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"Did you hear him use feminine as an insult?"
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"Typical phallo-centric worldview."
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"I bet he gave us a failing grade"
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"Excuse me, I've just seen an old friend. Hurry back soon."
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"Hey, Abed, got you an early Christmas gift."
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"And your recent divorce."
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""To Abed, yippee-ki-yay, Father Christmas.""
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"I tried to get you taking off shoes but I didn't know how to wrap it."
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"John McClane's tank top? You're getting really good at Christmas, Troy."
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"It's Macallan 18. I like to serve it neat if that's okay with you?"
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"Don't you mix it with cherry pop or Monterey Jack cheese?"
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"Professor, these are melon slices with ham."
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"And asparagus wrapped in salmon."
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"I see somebody's been attempting tapas."
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"Britta."
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"The professor seems to be responding to things that I don't have,"
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"He hates me. He called me Broken Barbie all year."
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"We're all gonna have to work it if we're gonna get that grade changed."
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"Be honest. Your section sucked, right?"
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"No way. I read an entire book on the Peloponnesian War."
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"Wow. You pronounced it right."
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"Someone else?"
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"Can you keep a secret? Yeah."
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"I blew my section off. What?"
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"There was a secret Tom Waits show in town, so I did the math."
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"There's seven sections to the paper."
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"Annie gets an A, Pierce buys his from Neil, so that's solid."
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"Then you guys get Bs and Cs, so I figured if my section gets an F,"
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"You just left your section blank? Of course not."
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"I pasted the lyrics to "War, What Is It Good For.""
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"Good God. Shh."
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"Your friends were counting on you. That's their fault."
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"That's my judgey face. Noted."
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"How's it going?"
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"so that's good. Kevin's showing him a card trick."
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"What? Oh, God."
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"Is this a card? No, it isn't. Queen of hearts."
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"What? Poppy-poppy paper-"
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"I mean, why do you indulge that idiot?"
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"I too was skeptical at first, but now I actually have some sympathy."
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"I believe it was Tacitus who said-- Mr. Winger,"
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"your pathetic attempts to suck up to me are a wee bit transparent."
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"C-minus? Thank you. Is this the--?"
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"If you'll excuse us."
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"He's giving us a C-minus. Right."
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"A C-minus is not a failing grade. To me it is."
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"I'm on a Valedictorian track,"
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"and a C-minus means I fail to get Valedictorian."
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"You ruined our dinner so you could be crowned"
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"because I thought we were getting an F."
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"You may remove your lips from my buttocks"
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"because you have in fact succeeded in changing your grade."
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"It's now an F. JEFF: What?"
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"Professor, if you could just give us a minute,"
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"this has been a terrible misunderstanding"
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"and I'm sure we can get this whole thing sorted out."
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"Jeff just got us an F. I thought we had an F."
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"No, we were lied to. This isn't fun. That guy's creepy."
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"If there's a human Scrooge McDuck, this guy's it."
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"This wouldn't have happened if Jeff hadn't taunted him."
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"It wouldn't have happened if you hadn't decided a C isn't enough."
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"When are you gonna realize that grades don't matter outside of school?"
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"and we had it until you dragged us into this mess."
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"It's the best we can do right now. Let me handle this."
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"CORNWALLIS: Let go of me, you big, hairy nutter."
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"Kevin, bad. I have Chang-nesia. I'm not a dog."
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"Professor, we're so sorry. Obviously, Kevin made a mistake."
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"Or did he? Why are you "Or did he"-ing him?"
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"I'm saying the professor can't get any more tied up,"
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"and we can't get less than an F,"
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"so let's just take a beat and think this through."
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"This is way better than Die Hard in a restaurant."
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"as I really loaded up on that dreadful tapas."
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"Oh, but you already have changed it, professor."
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"You dropped it to an F, thereby proving the work on the page"
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"we have our moment of maximum leverage, so let's just talk about this F."
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"Maybe it can come up to a C-minus, or who knows, perhaps an A."
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"This is actually a felony."
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"Let me explain why you won't do that."
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"and second, who can be sure what happened in this apartment?"
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"Maybe you attacked one of us. Where are the signs of struggle?"
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"Oh!"
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"You were full of Scotch when things took a dark turn."
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"We'd all heard about your troubles with co-eds back at Oxford,"
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"As you lumbered around the room,"
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"we had to assume you were coming after me or Britta."
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"Ahem!"
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"because she intimidates you sexually."
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"Thank you. Point being,"
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"Empires are always destroyed from within."
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"And I can prove it to you from the comparative comfort"
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"of this tacky chair."
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"I will give an A right now to the first person that unties me."
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"This is amazing and possibly all in real time."
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"Everybody, stop it. No one listen to him."
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"The professor's job is to make us turn on one another."
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"We hold all the cards as long as we stay united."
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"All right."
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"Who will be the betrayer?"
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"the put-upon housewife? Is that me?"
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"I mean, come on, you don't deserve an F."
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"I'd like to get some popcorn."
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"Why don't we just let him go? It's Christmas."
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"We have gifts. Don't you see?"
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"We can't. Someone will get the A. No one wants to screw the group."
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"You see that?"
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"Your offer actually made it harder for you to get untied,"
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"because no one wants to be the betrayer."
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"Beware the Ides of March, Mr. Winger."
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"Everyone wants to be the betrayer."
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"What the hell is your game?"
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"I'm trying to teach you history."
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"The Romans loved Rome when it was raping half the world,"
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""E Pluribus Unum. " I'm pretty sure it's anus."
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"I've noticed that the damaged blonde is dating the childish black one."
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