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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S02E02)

"- Damn it. LANA: Archer, look out."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER [SLURRING]: Nice warning, stupid."
Archer (2009)
"This'd be such an amazing finish for Disavowed."
Archer (2009)
"So bummed I won't be able to work on it now. Oh, my God, on anything."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, I won't be famous anymore."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, and the money?"
Archer (2009)
"- Last year, I took home almost 200 grand. ARCHER & LANA: Eh."
Archer (2009)
"- In gift bags. ARCHER & LANA: Oh."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, you think?"
Archer (2009)
"...expect me to throw all that away for some lame, whatever, ideology?"
Archer (2009)
"- So don't do it. RONA: I know, right? Is that crazy?"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Absolutely. - But if I do..."
Archer (2009)
"...there's some amazing stuff happening in Soviet cinema."
Archer (2009)
"And they promised me I could direct."
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Uh, uh..."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Kolchenko's down. Oh, that is so gross."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Huh, that's gross? You use shrimp tape."
Archer (2009)
"Kelp tape. Oh, and, Lana, promise me you'll try it, especially after this."
Archer (2009)
"- Mm. RONA: It really pulls the toxins out."
Archer (2009)
"- And please, please, please. LANA: Mm?"
Archer (2009)
"Don't beat yourself up over this."
Archer (2009)
"- You are a sexy, empowered woman. - Mmm."
Archer (2009)
"...which is gonna be... ARCHER: Don't say it."
Archer (2009)
"[IN SINGSONG VOICE] - Amazing."
Archer (2009)
"[IN NORMAL VOICE] I'm out."
Archer (2009)
"[IN NORMAL VOICE] I'm out."
Archer (2009)
"[LANA GROANS]"
Archer (2009)
"- How long did she say this will last? - Four hours."
Archer (2009)
"[ARCHER LAUGHING]"
Archer (2009)
"And?"
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Uh-huh. - Which we're still negotiating, but..."
Archer (2009)
"Wow, l... Really?"
Archer (2009)
"My acting career... Shut up."
Archer (2009)
"BRETT: I will take you up on that."
Archer (2009)
"- Well, that's no good. - Uh..."
Archer (2009)
"- What? - Stop. Not helping."
Archer (2009)
"The forbidden love between Malory and Cassius is central to the plot."
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: Oh, take me, Cassius. CYRIL: Mm."
Archer (2009)
"I know and, oh, my God, I'm so sorry."
Archer (2009)
"RONA: I'm a Russian sleeper, silly. - Jesus, Lana, how did you not see that?"
Archer (2009)
"Not in a good way."
Archer (2009)
"- That's where you come in. - Bad writing."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and speaking of, wish me luck on my directing career..."
Archer (2009)
"[CHERYL GASPS]"
Archer (2009)
"[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]"
Archer (2009)
"I do. Ha, I do, I do, I do."
Archer (2009)
"Shut up and grab that scope and tell me where they are."
Archer (2009)
"Bawled so hard they made me leave, never saw the ending."
Archer (2009)
"[ALL SCREAMING]"
Archer (2009)
"What the hell, Lana!"
Archer (2009)
"Come in, dear. Come in."
Archer (2009)
"- Eh, I don't know. - Because you're an idiot."
Archer (2009)
"I saw it, but I was like, "Eh...""
Archer (2009)
"Because I wangled a call with the studio execs..."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, there's a... Wait, no, there's... Ahh."
Archer (2009)
"Which she'll be happy to do."
Archer (2009)
"[IN NORMAL VOICE] No way."
Archer (2009)
"Damn it, they're everywhere. There's too many, I can't..."
Archer (2009)
"- Freeze! Wait, where'd she...? Oh, shit! - And we wouldn't want that."
Archer (2009)