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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S02E02)

"Yes. Yes. See, this is..."
Archer (2009)
"Wow, single-space, you wanna broad-stroke it for me?"
Archer (2009)
"Kolchenko, the new Soviet premier, is scheduled to give a speech at the UN..."
Archer (2009)
"...in favor of strategic arms limitations, but the hardliners in the KGB..."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, who am I, Kissinger? Broad strokes."
Archer (2009)
"The KGB's gonna shoot this prick as he walks into the UN."
Archer (2009)
"- And? - And what?"
Archer (2009)
"Count Snackula?"
Archer (2009)
"No, shut up. We go in, drop the journal and get out. No snooping."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, come on, I just wanna see if me and her have stuff in common, like..."
Archer (2009)
"- Tons of cock porn laying around? - I don't have cock porn just laying around."
Archer (2009)
"But sometimes, you know, you forget it's in the VCR."
Archer (2009)
"- How do you forget...? - You rub one out, flip back to regular TV..."
Archer (2009)
"...Superstars is on, and all of a sudden here's Joe Frazier's dumb ass drowning..."
Archer (2009)
"...you forget it's in there."
Archer (2009)
"Why would you think it's okay to share that?"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Why are you idiots in the armory?"
Archer (2009)
"- And give me those. - Hey, we're using those."
Archer (2009)
"No, you're not. All this equipment is for field operatives only."
Archer (2009)
"Now beat it, ladies. I'm on a mission."
Archer (2009)
"- You're not our supervisor. - Shut up."
Archer (2009)
"We're breaking into Rona's apartment to hide the journal Pam stole."
Archer (2009)
"- You're kidding. PAM: No."
Archer (2009)
"There's a sniper out there who could spark World War III..."
Archer (2009)
"GILLETTE: No. PAM: Yes."
Archer (2009)
"I don't see a downside to that, Archer-wise."
Archer (2009)
"Here, load up. Should be a big box of grenades here somewhere."
Archer (2009)
"- Act Two. - Act Two is wall-to-wall..."
Archer (2009)
"...with this love story you're making me shoehorn..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, for the love of..."
Archer (2009)
"Why don't you just make it a shot-for-shot remake of Mandingo."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, I hate to interrupt, but I'm off on a dangerous mission."
Archer (2009)
"That's what people wanna see."
Archer (2009)
"- Not Granny gets jungle fever. - Huh! Get out."
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Wait, what? - Uh, nothing, no big deal."
Archer (2009)
"- Excuse me. Excuse me. - Nope."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, my God, strong and sexy. - Gotta get by."
Archer (2009)
"[IN SINGSONG VOICE] Amazing."
Archer (2009)
"Will you shut up?"
Archer (2009)
"...from assassinating the Soviet premier as he enters the UN."
Archer (2009)
"You're not taking this. You never qualified as a counter-sniper."
Archer (2009)
"I would have."
Archer (2009)
"[ARCHER SNORES]"
Archer (2009)
"- Lf your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle. - What?"
Archer (2009)
"- There's your Pinch Two. - So I'll just be taking these."
Archer (2009)
"- And me. - Nope."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, please, this is perfect for my role."
Archer (2009)
"- No way. - You have to."
Archer (2009)
"Which is why shut up because I and Rona, am and are taking the mission."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, my God, this is gonna be... ARCHER: Don't say it. I swear to God."
Archer (2009)
"RONA: Isn't this amazing? LANA: Not really, no."
Archer (2009)
"I wish I'd let Archer take this one."
Archer (2009)
"But we're, like, keeping the world free for democracy..."
Archer (2009)
"Not if I can't take out the KGB sniper team who God knows where they are."
Archer (2009)
"[OVER RADIO] There's about a bajillion hide sites around here."
Archer (2009)
"And a hidden transmitter in your rifle scope."
Archer (2009)
"You dumb idiot."
Archer (2009)
"- I'm sorry? MAN [OVER PHONE]: You should be."
Archer (2009)
"Look, I took this call as a courtesy to Rona, okay?"
Archer (2009)
"Which now I'm regretting because what kind of farkarkte bullshit is this?"
Archer (2009)
"- I beg your...? MAN: Disavowed is a spy thriller."
Archer (2009)
"- Which is why we want to change the title... MAN: To what, Mandingo II?"
Archer (2009)
"MAN: Anybody doing a Mandingo sequel? When can you get me a treatment?"
Archer (2009)
"- Two weeks. MAN: You got a week."
Archer (2009)
"We're calling it Mandingo Il: The Enslavening."
Archer (2009)
"[LINE DISCONNECTS]"
Archer (2009)
"- Well, Cyril? We did it. - Yeah, we kind of did, didn't we?"
Archer (2009)
"A taut, sexy thriller."
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: Oh, yes. Take me. CYRIL: Mm, mm."
Archer (2009)
"RONA [OVER RADIO]: Oh, my God, you seem really tense."
Archer (2009)
"No, but I bet you're gonna tell us."
Archer (2009)
"RONA: Kelp tape. - What?"
Archer (2009)
"It's amazing, like, kung-fu monks make this 50-foot tape."
Archer (2009)
"- Like a cloth measuring tape, but it's kelp. LANA: Uh..."
Archer (2009)
"You swallow it over, three days and you start to, you know, pass it..."
Archer (2009)
"...then you just slowly, slowly pull it out of you over three more days."
Archer (2009)
"- Wait, what? - It pulls all the toxins out of your body..."
Archer (2009)
"...and you just feel, ahh, so clean."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, yeah? While you're tangled up in a half-mile of shit-covered tape?"
Archer (2009)
"Heh. Fricking actresses."
Archer (2009)
"All right, time for a little tension relief of my own."
Archer (2009)
"- You know what else is great? Colonics. - Shut up."
Archer (2009)
"I got a window opening up... There's another one."
Archer (2009)
"[IN SINGSONG VOICE] This is so exciting."
Archer (2009)
"And another one. Shit, and another."
Archer (2009)
"That's not all. If you order now, you'll also receive..."
Archer (2009)
"[GASPS]"
Archer (2009)
"Yup. He's down."
Archer (2009)
"[IN THROATY VOICE] But not forgotten. Come, Kriegerbots."
Archer (2009)
"Avenge your fallen comrade."
Archer (2009)
"[IN NORMAL VOICE] What voice is that? Is that from Bullwinkle?"
Archer (2009)
"Tell me how to help."
Archer (2009)
"- Uh, okay. There's a nice way to do that. - Ugh. Will you just...?"
Archer (2009)
"- Well, unless there's a sniper in it. - Well, somebody's in it."
Archer (2009)
"Who the **** is in my ******* penthouse?"
Archer (2009)
"We are. We're complying."
Archer (2009)
"- You. Get your fricking hands up. - You're not my supervisor."
Archer (2009)
"- We're gonna go to prison. - No, we're not."
Archer (2009)
"Say the right stuff and they send you to a mental hospital."
Archer (2009)
"No sharp objects on the ward. They were super strict about that."
Archer (2009)
"- Who was...? - She's got a weapon. Drop it."
Archer (2009)
"- You're not my supervisor! - God."
Archer (2009)
"Damn him. I told him no parties."
Archer (2009)
"- Give me. Give me it. - Rona, stop. This is a serious... Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"- Situation."
Archer (2009)
"- Please, please, don't hate me. - Uh..."
Archer (2009)
"[SLURRING] What's wrong with me?"
Archer (2009)
"LANA: What? - Yeah, what?"
Archer (2009)
"But you're a famous Hollywood actress for, like, many years."
Archer (2009)
"How is that possible?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, fun. I never get to tell this."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, well, my parents were sleepers in L.A., still are. Love them."
Archer (2009)
"And we were encouraged to, you know, blend."
Archer (2009)
"And so I ended up being an actress."
Archer (2009)
"[IN RUSSIAN ACCENT] Is my new favorite device of ever."
Archer (2009)
"...you're a dead ringer for Karl Malden."
Archer (2009)
"[IN RUSSIAN ACCENT] Come on, buddy."
Archer (2009)
"RONA: Lana, hush."
Archer (2009)
"If you sit quietly, the poison should wear off in, like, four hours."
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Huh? - But if you struggle, your heart could..."
Archer (2009)
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