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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S02E02)

""Look at me." I was like, "Whoa!" Ha, ha."
Archer (2009)
"Who obviously never saw River's Rage. ."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and that wet clingy shirt she wears the whole time?"
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"Nippletown."
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"The rest of you, don't you have something better to do..."
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"What part of "highly classified" do you not understand?"
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"And, Lana, please, you have to, have to, have to help me."
Archer (2009)
"LANA: So, obviously, he can't give you..."
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"...a woman's perspective like I can."
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"I should be teaching Rona Thorne how to be a secret agent, not Lana."
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"- Well played, sir. - Thank you."
Archer (2009)
"...with my real assignments, we are finished."
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"PAM: Ha, ha, you're kidding. - And just what exactly is so funny?"
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"- Uh, it's just... - It's hard to picture you as a young actress."
Archer (2009)
"And she's also having a torrid affair with one of her sexy young agents..."
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"RONA: Ahh. - At least that time you fired downrange."
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"Eh, I shouldn't have started you off with a fully auto."
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"...which, you know, I'm all for, heh-heh, rimshot, but not on the range."
Archer (2009)
"...who turns out was just leading me on to get out of the draft."
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"Mawp... Mawp..."
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"But I'm on my way to a SexAnon meeting."
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"- Which is exactly why I need you. - You..."
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"I'm talking about this, the script for Disavowed."
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"Yikes, yeah. You can't have a flashback with a flash-forward in it, that's..."
Archer (2009)
"I don't need you for content, just for plot structure."
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"Yeah, but racist overtones aside, it really limits your casting options."
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"And it was his fault for grabbing me with his throwing hand."
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"- What exactly is your point?"
Archer (2009)
"...that this guy... Who, also, cannot be named Cassius."
Archer (2009)
"You do realize there's a finite supply of Vaseline in the universe?"
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"[ARCHER CHUCKLES]"
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"Picking up chatter about a bomb threat in the Middle East."
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"Who cares? I'm talking local."
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"Was that so hard?"
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"Until Mom and Dad come to visit to tell you she's got Lou Gehrig's disease."
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"- We're on a mission too. - Da-da-da..."
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"...and you idiots are tying up ISIS resources on high school bullshit."
Archer (2009)
"Where? Tell me where Pinch Two is supposed to go, and I'll..."
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"But even though it's super-dangerous, I'm preventing World War III, so..."
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"If you don't mind, I have to stop KGB snipers..."
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"- Now, there's a Pinch Two. - That's pretty good."
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"[ALARM CLOCK BEEPING]"
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"You know, if I'd gone to the thing."
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"- This is the real thing, Rona. - Which is why it's a job for a man."
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"[WHISPERING] Amazing."
Archer (2009)
"- Wait, hang on. Hang on. Jeannie! - What?"
Archer (2009)
"[MALORY GRUNTS]"
Archer (2009)
"You know what I do when I'm tense?"
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"Oh, my God, I can see my penthouse."
Archer (2009)
"I just this second realized why you do macramé instead of knitting."
Archer (2009)
"[GUNSHOTS AND GLASS BREAKING]"
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"- Give me. Give me it. - What the shit?"
Archer (2009)
"It's tetrodotoxin from the fugu fish."
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"- But it's so unnecessarily elaborate. - Oh."
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"Oh, my God, I know, but the lengths they go to, look at me, you have no idea."
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"[IN AMERICAN ACCENT] I mean it. With the schnoz and comb-over..."
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"[GROANS]"
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"RONA: There's Kolchenko's motorcade. Oh!"
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"ARCHER: I don't know. Oswald's pretty famous."
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"Now some guys in some country I've never been to..."
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"[GUNSHOTS]"
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"Oh, and please read The Unleashing Of Me."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my... You're getting off on this."
Archer (2009)
"[English - US - SDH]"
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"She's battled ivory poachers, raging rivers, even tuberculosis."
Archer (2009)
"And now, Oscar-winner Rona Thorne takes on the CIA and the KGB..."
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"...in Dietrich Viener's new thriller, Disavowed."
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"Oh, my God. It's going to be amazing."
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"I play a spy accused of being a double agent..."
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"...so she has to clear her name. I read Dietrich's script, I was like:"
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"So it's going to be amazing."
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"PAM: Oh, my God, she's amazing."
Archer (2009)
"Wha...? Are you nuts? That scene where her baby gets swept away?"
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"- Well, they find the baby... - Aah! Don't tell me."
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"- Dead. - Damn it."
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"Jammed up under a log."
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"Oh, my God, that river was so cold."
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"- Why are we screaming? - Do you know who you are?"
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"I'm supposed to be meeting Malory Archer, so..."
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"...than stand around all day and shriek?"
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"- No. - Nope."
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"- I'm sorry. That sounded like no. - Lana, she has to research her role."
Archer (2009)
"This isn't the sheriff's department..."
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"...where you wear a windbreaker and go on a ride-along."
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"- This is highly classified covert ops. - Yes. Covert ops."
Archer (2009)
"This is exactly the kind of spy lingo I wanna soak up."
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"All of it."
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"That's why I'm here doing research, so you can teach me."
Archer (2009)
"Wait a minute. What are you getting out of this?"
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"Nothing. Well, apart from a small consideration from the studio."
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"- Who's your agent, by the way? - He's not taking new clients."
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"- I don't, don't, don't. And I'm not... ARCHER: Not really qualified."
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"- I'm sorry? - It's not your fault, Lana."
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"I, on the other hand, am qualified..."
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"...since I happen to be the world's greatest secret agent."
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"- Uh, but you're a man. - And then some."
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"- So, yes, I will be happy to help you. - What?"
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"[IN SINGSONG VOICE] Oh, my God, this is gonna be amazing."
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"- You're just doing this to spite me. - And?"
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""Woman's perspective." I mean..."
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"...l'm so obviously the best agent. Duh. How could she pick Lana over me?"
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"The mind fairly boggles."
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"- Exactly. Wait, was that sarcasm? - No, sir."
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"Oh, good, because your opinion matters."
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"And since you seem unclear on the concept..."
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"...that was sarcasm."
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"Thank you."
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"LANA: The minute this interferes..."
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"Oh, my God, totally. Yes."
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"I mean, I'm just acting, but your work is so... So vital."
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"- It is, but... - Don't do that. I am so..."
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"Look at me, I am so inspired by you."
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"Oh, my God, you're like the epitome of an empowered woman."
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"If I can bring even one-tenth of your strength..."
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"...and sexiness to my character..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- For your information... PAM: A young anything."
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"- Was really taking off."
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"I was on my way to a callback for a TV commercial..."
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"...doing the crossword on the 41 bus and a man leans over and says:"
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