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Clips from Gravity Falls - Roadside Attraction (S02E02)

"It's perfect for spraying in the face of hitchhikers."
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"Dude, it's the ultimate Oregon road trip adventure."
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"Time to let the Road Dawgs bark."
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"Just sign these non-disclosure agreements."
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"None of your parents are lawyers, right?"
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"Whoa! What the..."
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"Uh, nothing."
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"I can't believe we're sitting at a table"
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"Ooh! Informational travel pamphlets."
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"I want to read them all and gain their travel knowledge."
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"The only wrinkly old travel guide you'll need is me."
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"Now look alive."
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"We're coming up on an attraction"
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"Don't let the face fool you."
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"Okay, like Soos said,"
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"I mean, you're not not cute."
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"Look, earlier this summer, I ruined my chances with Wendy."
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"The moment I open my mouth around them,"
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"I unravel like... like..."
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"to be a sad loner like Toby Determined."
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"When it comes to girls, always be confident,"
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"and be funny, but not too funny."
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"to bad-mouth innocent jerks."
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"Confidence, comedy, some third word starting with a "C.""
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"The three C's of the Stan Pines Dating Technique."
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"Why, you gol-darned son of a no-good!"
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"I'll get you, Stan Pines!"
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"Ah, Upside-down Town."
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"The nausea capital of the state."
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"Road Dawgs!"
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"- Whoa! - So weird."
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"All right, kid, this is it."
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"Be confident."
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"Huh, yeah. Weird, right?"
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"Pretend you're screaming."
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"Okay. You gotta take a picture of me, though."
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"Ho ho, just kidding."
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"Here's my email address."
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"I'm better than okay."
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"Candy, looking great, looking great."
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"Is that a new pair of glasses? Very shiny."
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"Maybe it's the blood pooling in my head,"
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"Yes, good different."
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"What a lovely normal home."
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"The more girls you talk to, the better you get at it."
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""Where's your ID, ugly?""
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"Okay, it's time for..."
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"I choose don't."
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"You always choose don't."
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"Uh-oh. Someone's blushing."
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"Okay, maybe just a little."
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"I don't know for sure. It just started."
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"Tell us, tell us!"
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"and ends with an "ipper.""
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"I'm so excited, I can't breathe!"
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"But how do I approach him?"
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"Don't even worry about that, Can-Can."
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"Mabel's got a plan."
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"of breakin' laws and breakin' hearts."
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"Mystery Mountain."
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"Even their made-up legends are better than ours."
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"Today, the mountain falls."
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"Can I sit up front today?"
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"Also question: I'm the size of two people."
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"Candy Chu. Sixth grade."
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"So Dipper, I was wondering,"
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"You and me. Candy and Dipper."
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"for whoever can tip the big blue ox."
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"Hey, what's with the mopey mug, kid?"
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"Hey, look at this little champion."
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"Candy's great, she's sweet, and she's smart,"
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"This-this is all moving way too fast."
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"Don't you see what's happening here?"
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"That's your dumb obsession with Wendy gettin' in the way"
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"you gotta say yes to whatever comes your way."
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"Oh, I can't believe this is happening."
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"A real date."
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"I wonder what they'll name the baby."
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"Sort of confused by the phrase"
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""new mummies daily" though."
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"I can't believe it."
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"Well, answer us. Which one of us do you like?"
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"I mean, I don't like any of you."
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"I mean..."
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"What a jerk."
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"It's so scary."
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"What can I say? I'm a real catch."
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"Yeah, you can say that again. Where are you?"
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"The good news is, I've solved the mystery"
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"But beyond that, the date's been okay."
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"One minute, we're having the perfect date,"
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"Also this acid she spit in my face."
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"You got it."
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"Ha! Men will fall for anything."
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"I love a man with shoulder hair.""
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"You, with your cheesy lines and fake confidence?"
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"Sorry, toots."
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"I wonder what beverage pairs well"
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"with a vintage 70-something-year-old man."
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"I feel like such a fool."
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"Look, I'm so sorry about everything,"
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"You can totally kill me later,"
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"but if you are, please save me, Paul Bunyan."
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"Mr. Pines!"
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"I have a plan."
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"- Ha ha, yes! - Perfect."
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"Enjoy the sights at 0.1 miles per hour."
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"Can't this thing go any faster?"
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"No, it can't. This is Trambience."
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"Kid, are you crazy?"
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"My only weakness, a giant boot."
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"A giant newspaperor a giant cup would also have been pretty bad."
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"Tell your friends it was a boring, boring ride."
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"How'd you know that would work?"
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"Stanley."
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"As long as there's men like you out there,"
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"I'm no expert on women."
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"and slapped more times than I can remember."
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"but at the end of the day,"
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"When it comes to women, I'm a failure."
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