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Clips from Modern Family - Great Expectations (S01E01)

"No. Your grandfather is fine."
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"[Quietly] For now. [Game Beeping]"
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"[Doorbell Rings] Hmm. Who could that be?"
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"You expecting someone special?"
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"- [Door Opens] - Thank you."
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"Flowers too? I'm sorry."
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"Oh, what are you apologizing for? They're gorgeous."
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"That's too much. With the View-Master and the bracelet..."
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"and the flowers and the balloons-"
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"Balloons? They're attached to your car."
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"[Gasps] I just don't want you to feel bad..."
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"about your little... coupons."
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"Wait a minute. You- You thought the coupons were your only present?"
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"Are you kidding me? They aren't?"
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"No! Oh, Phil, come on. It's our anniversary."
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"Those coupons were just, like, a fun little way to kick off the day."
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"Your real present is coming tonight, and you're gonna love it."
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"[Chuckles] Love it."
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"Cool."
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"I got nothing."
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"I'm so screwed."
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"Oh, this place brings back so many memories."
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"Get up! Get up! Get in here! Big bear!"
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"Oh, my God. Look at you."
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"- Oh! You guys notice anything different? - Your hair's longer, right?"
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"No. Let me give you a little hint. Ba-boobs!"
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"Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Those are sensational."
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"I know, right? You wanna touch 'em?"
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"I'm gay, not dead. Are you okay with this?"
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"Yeah. You're drinking a passion-fruit daiquiri. I'll be fine."
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"Okay, get in there. I'm coming in."
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"♪♪ [Gloria Singing Loudly In Spanish]"
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"So, Lily likes that, that... singing?"
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"- Yes. It relaxes her. - Oh, okay."
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"♪♪ [Continues]"
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"So Lily's deaf."
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"[Doorbell Rings]"
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"- [Door Opens] - There are my little stinkers."
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"Come on in. [Gloria] Hey."
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"[Alex] Hola. Hola, hola."
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"Well, hello there, Haley."
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"What?"
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"I love you, Grandpa, and I'm never gonna forget you."
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"Okay, okay. Back at ya, champ."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is a pajama party. Where's your p.j.'s?"
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"Yeah, they're in my bag. I need to talk to you about something."
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"- She wants to go to a party with Dylan, Grandpa. - Shut up, Alex."
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"It's at my friend Andrew Adler's. He lives three blocks from here."
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"Oh. Walking distance. Right."
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"So I wouldn't ask you this, because I love coming to your house,"
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"but it's kind of an important party, and I-"
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"Somebody invites you over, the last thing you wanna do is insult them."
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"- Exactly. - I'm glad we agree."
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"[Laughs] Oh, my God."
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"That was so easy. This is awesome."
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"You really don't understand what just happened there, do you?"
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"[Jay] P.j.'s on, Haley! What?"
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"[Doorbell Rings] Hmm."
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"Who could that be? Are you expecting someone special?"
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"What did you do?"
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"Nothing. I just know that there's someone at the door."
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"- Rock on, Phil Dunphy. - Bam! Read it and weep, Phil."
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"Oh. It's the Iz."
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"- [Phil] Who? - Izzy LaFontaine from Spandau Ballet."
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"Dizzy Dontaine from Spa- Hey. He's got it now."
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"Phil loves Spandau Ballet."
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"That song "True" was playing in the car the first time we kissed."
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"It's our song. So I did some research,"
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"found out that the lead guitarist lives, like, 40 miles from here."
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"He was in the phone book. How '80s is that?"
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"I never liked Spandau Ballet."
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"Our entire marriage, I never once mentioned Spandau Ballet."
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"Am I even pronouncing that right?"
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"Here to play a private concert for us is the guitarist-"
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"Well, backup, backup. Of Spandau Ballet."
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"Between Richard Miller and Martin Kemp. Oh, those guys."
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"So, so much. To us. Yeah."
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"To us. To us, the Three Musketeers. Whoo!"
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"- Cabo! - What?"
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"Seriously, you bastards. We've been talking about it forever."
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"We're doing it. We're going to Cabo. Let's do it. Let's do it."
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"All right. Let's go. Yeah. Yes. Yes. That would be fun."
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"Fun? Are you joking?"
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"Margaritas, you guys, these guys."
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"It's gonna be epic. Yeah, but we need to find someone for Lily."
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"how much are you gonna pay me to go make out with the waitress?"
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"All right. Now, wait. Which one? The old one or the young one?"
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"- Ooh. - Ten for the young one, 20 for the old."
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"I am about to make 30 bucks. [Squeals]"
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"Yeah. It'll just take a second. Well, I'm just-"
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"You're gonna miss me sluttin' it up with Driving Miss Daisy."
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"It'll just take a second. Real fast."
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"[Sighs] You should kill that baby."
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"- What? - You should call the baby."
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"I love you guys so much."
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"Did she just- I'm scared."
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"I got nothing. I think I have a very good pair."
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"You sure do, honey. [Alex] And I got squat."
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"I don't think I have anything either."
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"Really? [Jay] She wins."
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"[Alex] You won."
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"I win. You got it, Haley."
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"You know what? I think I deserve a soda."
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"- [Manny] Good job, Haley. - [Alex] Did you see that?"
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"[Gloria] "I don't know how to play." [Alex] She didn't even know."
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"[Manny] You know, she deserves it."
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"[Jay] Hi, honey. Oh!"
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"Gee, you scared me. How did you-"
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"Lightbulb went out. You don't change these right away, you never get around to it."
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"There. Now I can see everything that goes on around here."
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"Haley wasn't throwing anything at me I hadn't seen before..."
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"from her mother and then some."
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"Right. Here's a track. Wasn't so popular in America."
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"Got to number six on the Netherlands charts though."
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"That whole summer I couldn't walk to the corner in Amsterdam..."
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"without mobs of birds coming up and asking me for the double bubble."
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"Okay, just play it, I think. Yeah."
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"♪♪ [Bass] He's- He's awesome, honey."
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"You're welcome. ♪ Tonight ♪"
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"♪ So right ♪"
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