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Clips from Modern Family - Great Expectations (S01E01)

"What the heck is that? Phil, you didn't."
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"I'm surprised I didn't see it."
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"Where? It's there. The red envelope."
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"I am so excited."
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"But this makes it official, which is so great."
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"♪ Hey, hey Hey, hey ♪"
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"I can't tell if she needs a diaper change."
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"Cam, do you think that maybe we need a-"
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"We'll get Gloria to babysit. We're going out."
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"You got some spittle. Do I? You know who'd be fun to call?"
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"Sal is our very best friend in the whole wide world."
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"is she has absolutely no inhibitions. No."
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"Andrew only lives, like, a couple blocks away from Grandpa's."
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"No. Did you get your teeth bleached?"
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"[Alex] Howdy. Hi, Grandpa."
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"Take it down a notch, Jethro."
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"He's got it. He's just seriously freaking out. Yes!"
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"Bass player, actually. And lead singer-"
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"I miss you two guys so much. Oh."
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"Okay, okay. Um,"
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"I'm just gonna go check on Lily real quick. Right now?"
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"Are you kidding me? That's a straight."
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"[Jay] I've had a little practice at this."
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"But nobody gets off The Rock."
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"Okay. Can I get you some water there, guy, or-"
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"That's why it's in the noodle. So I guess-"
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"♪♪ [Humming]"
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"Hey. What are you guys doing?"
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"He let me touch it!"
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"Yeah, I think she said "kill," Cam. I do."
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"It's Lily at the zoo. Oh, cute."
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"Okay, that wasn't even close. Nope."
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"that maybe- maybe you're jealous of her? Pfft!"
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"And you know what? Because Lily's here doesn't mean we love you any less."
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"And last week I had a really bad dream,"
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"and I was thinking, "Okay, I'm gonna call them.""
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"because you might wake up their baby.""
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"[Crying] I don't understand why she's not falling asleep."
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"I miss you already. What's wrong with this kid tonight?"
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"- What's that smell? - Sloppy jays. Help yourself."
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"[Claire] Okay."
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"Two, three, four."
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"as the radio played this song."
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"Ignore him. This is beautiful. I love it. I hate this. I hate this."
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"Rekindled fires of a dying passion? Sure."
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"♪ Ah, ha-ha, ha-ah ♪"
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"Ah- Fix that step."
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"Morning! I'm still sleeping."
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"Happy anniversary. Hmm."
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"And they said we wouldn't last. Yeah."
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"Who said that? Oh, look at you. You're cute."
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"Go ahead. Open it. What have you done?"
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"Nothing. Something. Nothing."
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"Oh, it's us. [Chuckles]"
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"Look at how young we are. [Chuckling]"
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"[Clicks] Oh, God, that perm."
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"Yeah, it really framed my face."
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"[Clicks] Why is there a picture of a bracelet?"
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"Huh. Must be some kind of a mistake."
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"What did he- did he? Oh, my God."
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"[Gasps] It's beautiful. Oh, sweetie, I love it."
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"Okay, your turn. My turn? Where is it?"
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"It's on the bureau. Oh."
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"Hey. Coupons for..."
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"five free hugs."
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"- You don't like it? - Are you kidding me? I love it."
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"It's so creative. Coupons for hugs, which are usually free."
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"I was so proud of myself when I thought of it..."
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"because you're impossible to buy for."
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"You never want anything."
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"Um, things I want:"
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"Robot dog, night-vision goggles, bug vacuum,"
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"G.P.S. Watch, speakers that look like rocks."
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"I love my wife, but she sucks at giving gifts."
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"I'm sorry for the pay-channel language, but- Oh, yogurt maker."
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"I can't not think of things I want."
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"[Man] ♪ Hey, hey ♪"
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"♪ Hey, hey Hey ♪♪"
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"I'd think we'd be able to tell. No, with these diapers, it's hard to tell."
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"Triple leakage protection. LeakLock. Contours to protect her little body."
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"No gapping or chapping."
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"Night out. Yeah."
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"Yeah. Yes. Just a few hours with a couple of adults,"
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"few drinks, no baby talk."
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"It'll make us better parents. Stop drilling. You've struck oil."
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"Sal. Sal. [Gasps]"
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"Ooh, raise the roof, Lily. Yeah."
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"We're calling Sal."
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"The reason we love her so much..."
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"[Cameron] And that's before she starts drinking. Hanging out with her..."
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"is like an Amsterdam Saturday night every day of the week."
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"And, ironically,"
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"Sal's not allowed back into Amsterdam. Any day of the week."
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"[Gloria] Of course we would love to have the baby."
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"All the other cousins are sleeping over tonight."
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"The more, the merrier. Okay, see you tonight. Bye-bye."
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"Is Haley still coming? [Phone Beeps]"
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"You're related. I will spray you with the hose."
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"All the grandkids are coming over for Jay's Night. Family tradition."
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"Everybody wears p.j.'s, which they love."
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"I make my famous sloppy jays, which are really sloppy joes..."
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"but made by Jay, which they love."
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"And then we all watch a Western together,"
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"which they don't really care for, but hey, it's Jay's Night."
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"So, Mom, there's a party tonight at Andrew Adler's,"
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"and everybody's gonna be there."
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"Ooh, that sounds like so much fun, but I have other plans."
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"Oh, that's hi-larious. But I'm talking about me."
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"That's unusual. Honey, you said you'd go to your grandfather's tonight."
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"See, that's what's so perfect about this."
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"- So I figured that I could go- - Sweetie, you made a commitment."
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"But I really want to go. Plus, every time I go over to Grandpa's,"
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"Manny just stares at me the whole time."
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"- Maybe if you wore a bra- - Alex."
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"What? I can't wait to go to Grandpa's."
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"Family means everything to me. 'Cause you have no friends."
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"And he's getting older."
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"Who knows how many years he has left?"
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"Is Grandpa dying? Didn't they tell you?"
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"Alex, stop torturing your brother."
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