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Clips from BrainDead - Playing Politics: Living Life in the Shadow of the Budget Showdown (S01E01)

"♪ They shipped it off ♪"
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"♪ So they could study it in Washington ♪"
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"♪ Now they're loose and eating peoples' brains ♪"
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"♪ To make her documentaries ♪"
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"♪ She listens to constituents complain ♪"
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"♪ A Southerner, Republican ♪"
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"♪ And start controlling him ♪"
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"♪ And flips him to Republican ♪"
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"♪ And now everybody's mad again ♪"
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"♪ Probably has a space bug problem, too ♪"
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"I can tell you, they are very ashamed."
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"Many of the women have come forward saying,"
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"But let's not forget"
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"during that previous government shutdown,"
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"It's now 9:10 a.m. and time to get an update"
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"Highs today are expected to hit 72 degrees."
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"Yes?"
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"trashing the U.S. Constitution?"
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"- to back-alley abortions? - Uh, uh, I don't know."
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"of Denmark's energy comes from wind power?"
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"Yeah, FBI, too."
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"His head just..."
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"...exploded."
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"You ever met the driver before?"
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"I mean, I don't even know who the driver is."
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"Not on any of our watch lists."
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"- About what? - Terrorism."
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"- Thank you for answering my questions. - Of course."
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"Sure, yeah."
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"He likes you."
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"Democratic caucus in five minutes."
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"On my way."
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"It's the first caucus after losing the majority."
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"She's a little intense this morning."
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"Get some rest, come back tomorrow."
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"Okay. Well, then, there's two constituents"
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"No, well, I mean..."
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"Uh, we-we just need a picture inside in front of Lincoln"
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"She knows the whole Gettysburg Address."
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"Okay."
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"Luke, you need to man up and accept that this is your fault."
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"You lost us the majority."
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"Look, I understand everyone's frustration,"
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"The job is not just counting votes, you're supposed"
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"Finally."
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"This is exactly what the Republicans want."
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"and go back out there and fight."
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"Yes, and offer that person the moon to flip to our side."
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"but at a certain point, the mob needs blood."
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"We're suddenly talking about you again."
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"and she couldn't sing."
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"if it makes you effective."
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"I want you to come to DoubleSpeak today."
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"I'm on with Red."
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"You know, for someone who disdains politics,"
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"so use him back."
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"- Senator Wheatus? - It's simple. The Democrat Party..."
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"- It's Democratic. - Well, not lately."
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"Why don't we speak to what's right"
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"- with our constituents and the GOZ, - Teeing them up,"
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"Really?"
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"- How did I take advantage of you? - Oh, my God, seriously?"
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""People are going hungry.""
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"Red changed his mind, okay?"
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"Apology accepted."
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"Senator Spitz switched parties"
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"Tax Prom."
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"Hill staffers dress up, get drunk,"
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"Well, it's got to be good."
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"- No. - Hmm."
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"Boom."
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"It's okay to go. Do-do-do-do-do-do."
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"Check."
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"The King's Indian defense."
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"Nope, sorry."
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"I'm gonna count down."
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"911!"
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"Make 'em stop!"
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"Focus on the board. Queen's pawn to E4."
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"Which one? Which pawn?"
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"Come on, Oscar. You really gonna let me win?"
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"Thanks for coming out during the shutdown."
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"We all need to do something, right?"
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"It's been a great year for tax policy."
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"That's right. Conforming SECA Taxes for Professional"
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"Service Businesses. Yeah."
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"And now it's time to celebrate."
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"Come on! Are you ready for some major tax funk?!"
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"I came back to make some money. What about you?"
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"You had all those amazing photos online."
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"I thought she was whitewater rafting"
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"Come on."
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"At the Tax Prom?"
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"Look, Laurel, I know you're into Democratic politics,"
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"It makes a lot of sense."
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"you said you won the Genius Grant last month"
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"It's my boss."
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"There you are."
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"- Here I am. - You look great."
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"Thank you."
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"The Clintons, 2:00 in the morning."
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"they're idealists and then they get it beaten out of them."
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"shells of themselves."
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"I mean, that's where we find the..."
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"Don't leave."
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"Oh, he's not gonna be very happy about that, sir."
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"He already thinks Spitz took his chair."
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"No, yeah, no problem. I'll make the call."
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"Hey."
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"That makes sense. Barneki is a moderate, and Red hates him."
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"I know. She's a real human being with a real name."
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"Let's dance."
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"I believe you're next."
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"How may I help you, Rochelle..."
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"You were with him in the ambulance?"
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"The autopsy said he died of tepefactisque sanguinem."
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"And that's what happened, right?"
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"Anything you have to say,"
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"He said they were inside him."
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"A CAT scan was performed."
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