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Clips from Childrens Hospital (2008) - Nip/Tug (S03E03)

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a meatball sub to eat."
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"I need some chips, need some chips, need some chips."
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"And I see her here every day."
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"And I have to pretend like everything's cool."
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"You know, but it's not."
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"And it never will be."
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"Blake... Your courage to share such an"
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"I'm proud of you, Blake."
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"Let's have a group hug."
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"- You did it. How do you feel? - Good."
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"Of course, we had to change Muno primarily for legal reasons,"
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"but I think Barney purple was an awesome call, little man."
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"- So, it's that easy? - Oh, I wish."
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"First, we'll put this knucklehead to sleep so he's not"
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"asking to play his iPhone games every five minutes."
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"Then once he's out, these practiced hands will slowly and"
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"gently remove the epidermal layer, leaving him completely..."
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"Oh."
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"Then what?"
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"Yeah. Then what, Doctor?"
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"Then I'll manipulate the myofascial layer with my finger,"
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"maybe two fingers, if you know what I mean."
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"I actually don't know what you mean."
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"Then, when the muscles are responding to my touch just the"
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"right way, I'll know that you're ready for insertion..."
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"Of an epidermal tap."
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"Valerie, I need to speak with you right now."
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"What you did to me in that closet last year was an act of"
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"power and aggression, and it was wrong."
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"But you know what?"
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"I am strong, and I am taking back the night!"
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"You are worth nothing."
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"You're ugly."
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"Everything that has ever gone wrong in your life is your fault"
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"because God hates you."
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"But I don't hate you."
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"I'm the only one."
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"I'm... in... your... head."
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"Boo!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, hey, Tug. Guess what."
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"The Tug thug is making this kid look like a giant purple cucumber,"
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"so you two need to shove off."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Well, I think you're gonna want to hear this."
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"Yeah, it involves a certain someone you did a certain something with,"
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"who then transmitted a certain sexually"
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"transmitted something to a certain penis on your groin."
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"Normally I'd love to talk about all the poonanny I get,"
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"but right now, as always, business comes before pleasure."
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"Hot glue gun."
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"He chooses doctoring over sex."
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"Impressive."
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"Hey, I got an idea."
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"You guys want to take a hit off this surgery?"
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"Hell, yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"Tug, you were incredible back there..."
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"I mean, just so relaxed!"
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"It's called flow... Just doing what I love and loving what I do."
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"Whoa!"
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"The whole maternity ward is a mess,"
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"and it's all my fault."
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"I gave everybody the wrong baby, I'm gonna get fired,"
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"and my meatball sub tasted a little off today."
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"Hey, little doc."
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"Maybe I can help out."
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"I can perform plastic surgery on the mismatched infants so that"
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"they'll look more like the parents they're supposed to be with."
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"Yeah, let's do that... Now."
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"What do you say?"
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"Bros helping bros?"
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"This seems wildly irresponsible."
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"Yeah, but if there's one thing I've learned from all this,"
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"it's that doing unnecessary plastic surgery on"
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"little kids gets you crazy laid!"
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"We're in."
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"Hey, remind us to tell you about this crazy goof we"
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"pulled on you when we hated your chiseled guts."
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"Can't wait, man."
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"I love a good goof."
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"You, Max!"
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"What are you thinking?"
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"Not to worry, Sy."
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"Too late. You're fired."
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"Whoa, easy, Sy."
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"Okay. You're fired."
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"Tug!"
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"I realize now that the old Tugboat pulled into this harbor"
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"Unless the sign reads, "This property is condemned,""
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"I move right in."
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"Sometimes, I even squat, if you know what I mean."
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"We got to let Tug make things right here at Childrens,"
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"and that, my friends, is the dug-dug on smug Tug."
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"Tug, you can't go. You're one of us now."
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"It's time for the Tug slug to slither on down the road."
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"Plus, I don't have a medical degree... Tug."
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"♪ You took some chances leaving the way that you did. ♪"
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"We're gonna miss you, Tug Spano."
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"And you have warts."
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"Come on."
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"When you look beyond yourself, you open your heart to others,"
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"Here we go. There we go."
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"Here we go. There we go."
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"♪ You're never gonna be that far away from home. ♪"
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"♪ but you don't know where you're from. ♪"
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"♪ I want to go home. ♪"
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"I mean, as far as Tug Spano is concerned,"
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"I have a screwdriver in my hand."
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"This is not a drill."
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"I repeat, this is not a drill."
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"Your son has brain stem syndrome."
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"- What's his name? - Tug Spano."
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"How pretentious."
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"Look, I know that each of you has a history with some of the"
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""Her"... That's impossible."
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"Generally speaking, if it happens on spring break,"
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"Kudos."
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"Here. Take that."
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"Hold on, Tug, this seems extreme."
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