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Clips from Childrens Hospital (2008) - Nip/Tug (S03E03)

"Man, this locker room isn't haunted."
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""Brazil's Most Haunted Locker Rooms.""
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"Best damn administrator in all of Brazil."
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"Sweet surgery, yo."
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"And he's even better than gooder with the ladies."
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"He's teaching her yoga."
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"Uh-oh."
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"The Tug man will be putting the moves on these ladies,"
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"Not my problem. Thank you."
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"In this class, you will learn how to beat the rapist at his own game."
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"Ooh. Churros."
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"Cocáina fresquinha. Cocáina fresquinha."
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"- You want some cocaine? - Nah."
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"Dos churritos."
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"no one's gonna want to touch him."
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"We'll be back on top, which is my favorite position."
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"then it's not considered rape."
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"I'll volunteer."
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"There she is."
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"Hey, girlfriend."
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"- Guess who has a crush... - Not now, guys."
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"I'm late to go have sex with Tug."
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"Excuse me."
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"emasculating and ridiculous drama has opened up the door for"
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"Hey, bro-bros."
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"Hey, man."
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"Let's didgeridoo this, guys."
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"What's happening up there on the maternity ward?"
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"I'm the one that mixed up los niños."
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"I'm the one that stirred up this hive, so let me take the sting."
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"The Tug rug needs to lay in other rooms."
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"Let's get out of here."
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"Here we go."
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"- Hey, Tom. What's up? - Hey, what's up, guys?"
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"The second thing you said... Totally."
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"Previously on Childrens Hospital..."
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"No, don't worry."
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"The name can be misleading."
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"It's more of a disease than a syndrome."
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"The prettiest shiksa in all of Brazil."
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"Come on."
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"Which, by the way, is where we are right now."
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"This hospital is in Brazil, as we all know, fully staffed by"
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"and in service of expatriate Americans."
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"Vanity."
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"When you don't see beyond yourself, you fail to see others,"
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"and when you fail to see others, you become the"
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"You don't see alive people."
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"My point is you are so much hotter than Bruce Willis."
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"We removed that boy's tumor just in time."
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"Oh, is that what we did?"
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"I was so in the zone, I was just ripping out whatever looked weird."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Is that Sarah Hyland from "Modern Family"?"
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"No, it's not."
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"That's the work of Tug Spano, the new pediatric plastic surgeon."
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"Who's Tug Spano?"
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"The new pediatric plastic surgeon."
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"Check this out."
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"He can make a kid look like a teen pop idol, their favorite politician..."
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"Anything they want."
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"Before, after."
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"And this kid's career is blowing up right now."
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"- He is good. - No. He's gooder."
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"Look like the natives are getting jealous."
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"Namaste, doc-docs."
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"Tug Spano, M.D."
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"femalic doctors around here, so I want to be up front about this."
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"and by "moves," I mean I will be putting my fantastic penis in them."
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"Wow."
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"- Are cigarillos cool again? - God, I hope so."
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"I'm telling you... This is not our baby."
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"All right, Mr. and Mrs. Dunn, I'm gonna"
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"chalk this up to first-time parent jitters."
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"This baby is Chinese!"
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"Yeah, well, maybe your wife blasted a Chinaman."
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"Number 19."
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"Okay, here we..."
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"R-A-P-E: Resist All Possible Encounters."
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"Or her own game."
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"Beat the rapist at her own game."
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"Oh, Blakey."
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"Somebody help me!"
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"I was just date raped!"
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"All right. Everybody got their rape whistles?"
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"Always keep them with you, especially at discount movie theaters."
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"Well, I'll be damned if I'm gonna let some skin-slinger like..."
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"Move in our turf."
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"Yeah, if we back down now, we'll never get back on top."
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"Come on. Let's go get a churro."
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"I mean, think about it."
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"If our patients find out that we're not getting laid right and left,"
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"they're not gonna respect."
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"And the next thing you know, they're taking away our hospital-issued Escalades."
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"- I practically live in my 'sclade. - I literally live in my 'sclade."
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"Next thing you know, they're taking away our record contracts."
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"But my album just dropped!"
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"- Cocáina fresquinha? - Si."
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"Hey, I got it!"
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"You know how Cat has venereal warts, right?"
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"Of course."
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"Okay, we trick Cat into sleeping with Tug, then when he gets warts,"
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"Let's get back to the hospital, which is in Brazil."
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"It's kind of a gray area, but yes."
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"All right."
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"Today, we are gonna go over a great self-defense strategy:"
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"Pooping yourself."
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"Why, Blake, I didn't ask for a volunt..."
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"But first..."
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"I'd like to make a testimonial."
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"And hopefully she'll take the bait and sleep with Tug."
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"We did it."
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"Doctor, this is not our child!"
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"We got the wrong child, too!"
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"We had a girl!"
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"I ordered a meatball sub, and you gave me an Eskimo kid!"
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"People, people. Please... Shut up."
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"You have got to trust the system that is in place."
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"Now, the babies that you have are probably yours."
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"Please take them and... And raise them."
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