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Clips from King of the Hill - Torch Song Hillogy (S06E06)

"NANCY: [On TV]The Olympic torch is lit from oie of the few eitities,,,"
King of the Hill
"That, and the four-man bobsled."
King of the Hill
"I'd trade a village full of Spiri for one Hank Hill."
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"And then you'll have to build me my very own trophy shelf."
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"Yeah, I started it right after you were born."
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"Oh, not too close, Bobby."
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"Hey, Bobby. Look who's here. Me."
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"Now, I know you thought you'd never win a trophy..."
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"-I don't remember competing for anything. -Oh, yeah?"
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"I don't know."
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"It all sounds pretty much like just getting up in the morning."
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"And he buses those tables better than most two-armed folks."
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"No, he doesn't."
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"Well, Bobby, it could...."
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"But you've gotta earn it."
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"Now, most Little League teams need a husky fellow to play catcher."
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"And you like to wear masks."
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"Hank, I am just trying to boost that boy's self-esteem."
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"Honey, how would you like to carry the Olympic torch?"
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"Defacing my trophy was bad enough."
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"It actually detracts."
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"The same could not be said of your average matador."
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"I should be nude."
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"Just in case you are chosen, you're gonna have to run a half a mile."
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"The only Olympic sport..."
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"Oh, my God. I did it! I won!"
King of the Hill
"I'd jump for joy but, you know, the knees."
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"Oh, dang it, I just took our camera in to be developed."
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"-Congratulations, Hank. -Hank?"
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"And I specifically remember, it was not ""Why I Should Carry the Torch."""
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"It was about hammers."
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"Paragraph one, paragraph two, Hank's signature."
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"What? Dang it, Dale. You remember how mad I was..."
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"it is a land of redemption."
King of the Hill
"Hoist her up. Let's see how she looks."
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"How's it feel, Dad? Is it everything I hoped it would be?"
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"Y'all want to see what Dale's been keeping in the basement for the last 20 years?"
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"Boomhauer."
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"Every week the entire nation turns for hope to Laverie aid Shirley,"
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"And Arlen's leading all-time rusher is Hank Hill!"
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"rest squarely on the broad athletic shoulders of their star running back..."
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"and his trusted towel manager."
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"Film's a little grainy, but I think you can see bone."
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"and you'll see that old snap. And then you hear that snap. Oh, man!"
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"Dad..."
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"I'm just saying I hope you aren't backing out because you feel bad for me."
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"God was punishing me for being prideful."
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"You're right. We drove home safely."
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"You know, he's only 13 years old..."
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"I know running with the torch won't get me on the front of a Wheaties box..."
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"but it sure does give me that front-of-a-Wheaties-box feeling."
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"Look at us, it's just like when we were in high school."
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"And you know, these are the very same towels from back then."
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"Hey, it's Hank Hill, the torch guy."
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"You were 12 across in today's Arlei Bystaider crossword puzzle."
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"Will you sign it for me? In pencil?"
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"[Crowd chanting]"
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"so do not do that thing with your nose that you're not aware of."
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"I'm here live with Arlen torchbearer, Hank Hill."
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"[Crowd cheering]"
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"Well, they're not exactly swift in Durndle."
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"Hank, wait!"
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"You're tarnishing the spirit of the Winter Games."
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"Yeah!"
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"Thank you, Bobby."
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"No. But I deserve to be."
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"Oh, my God! The flame is out! The Olympics are over."
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"I'm not gonna ruin these games."
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"All right, here's the plan."
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"He's running with a flaming lie."
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"How am I gonna enjoy the figure skating with this dark cloud hanging over us?"
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"the Hills will be forever known as the family that ruined the Olympics."
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"Stop hot-dogging it. You had your time in the sun."
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"[Sighing]"
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"Oh, man. That is weak."
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"You don't understand. I lost 500 pounds. I'm a hero."
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"-All right, Bobby. -It's going out."
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"Brother running with the torch and not a damn thing you can do about it."
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"of the Olympic flame and all it represents..."
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"older thai the games themselves,,,"
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"to its fiial destiiatioi, Salt Lake City, Utah, USA,"
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"Aid the first leg is beiig rui by Greece 's very owi Spiro Thaiatopoulis,,,"
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"who appareitly sa ved a whole herd of goats from a ruiaway truck,"
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"Boy, I've always been a sucker for the torch-lighting ceremony."
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"I just wish they didn't have to sit so close together."
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"to carry the flame as it passes through town."
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"You may drop off your essay at the station or at any Pinky's Liquor."
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"He reminds me of a young Hank Hill, only hairier."
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"You took Arlen High to the Texas State Football Championships, you did."
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"And we would have won it all, too..."
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"if your ankle hadn't snapped just two yards from the goal line."
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"No, no. The guy who beat that shark away with his own arm, he's a hero."
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"I've toyed with the idea of being a hero someday..."
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"either by doing something or stopping something."
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"Then I'll get a trophy."
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"Well, actually, Bobby, I already have."
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"And then, well, you know."
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"I tell you what. The spider plants have thrived on it."
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"Boy, look at all Dad's trophies."
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"Oh, honey, you'll be able to win a trophy."
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"I haven't won one yet and my body's already starting to go."
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"but that was before this."
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"Congratulations!"
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"All right!"
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"Wait a minute. I don't remember winning anything."
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"Well, you won first place in the international competition..."
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"for being the best you you could possibly be, huh?"
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"You're one of the funniest people in the house."
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"And you always turn off the light when you leave a room."
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"Well, the great ones make it look easy."
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"Look, Bobby."
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"But they should. And they have. I did."
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"I'd like to thank my mother, my agent, and my baby's mama."
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"Things didn't look so good at the beginning of the season..."
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"but they believed I could be the best Bobby I could be."
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"I wonder who'll get nominated to carry the torch through Arlen."
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"I think it ought to be that boy down at the Waffle House."
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"His Jesus T-shirts are an inspiration."
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"-Hey, that's my trophy. -It's my trophy."
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"Mom gave it to me for being the best me I could be."
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