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Clips from The Detour - The Road (S01E01)

"That's not actually how you remember it, is it?"
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"If you hadn't used our names,"
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"- Let's do it on the casket. - No!"
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"What? You wanted the truth,"
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"Mom! Mom! Dad's right. Nobody cares."
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"Right. Hey, what's your favorite city?"
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"- You didn't play hockey! - Yes, I did!"
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"No, "jealous" is not the word I would use."
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"Relax. It's gonna be fine."
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"What decision?"
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"Um..."
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"You were thinking about giving us up for adoption?!"
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"- Babe, did you see that? - Mnh-mnh."
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"'Cause I-I've got something to say."
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"- I don't. - I know."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"- I made it. - You're so good."
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"- has ever happened in my life?! - Seriously, Nate! Go play bowling!"
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"pouring my heart on my sleeve..."
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"No, I can't."
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"I want us to strike, every time, like a... ball in a..."
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"Come on! Move your car out of the way!"
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"Ohh!"
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"Not my fault."
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"Haven't had my lunch yet."
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"No. What are you doing? What are you doing?"
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"I know something that'll loosen you up."
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"and get the hell out of here before I have to call the cops?"
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"She's not gonna miss 'em."
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"- get rid of it? - I don't care who you're going with."
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"- Oh, reading's the best. I love books. - Books are the best!"
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"I would love to see your place."
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"Oh, my god. We don't need to know this."
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"Yeah, it was too... well, it's different."
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"This doesn't really look like the apartment of a roller coaster designer."
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"Get off the ice!"
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"Uh, what should I do?"
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"so I'm gonna ask you two things..."
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"And they can't bowl. What are we doing here?"
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"Look, all that matters is that we're together..."
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"You know, we go to the movies"
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"You were gonna propose to me that night?"
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"It was just a ceremony and a few I.N.S. Meetings."
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"before you guys arrived,"
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"A piece of paper isn't the important thing."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I don't wanna do it."
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"No, you cannot! This is my choice!"
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"I am Jareb!"
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"We're gonna rent a car and we're gonna go home. Come on."
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"Guess what, kids?"
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"- Then go get a sandwich. - Ooh. I love finger food."
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"- It's not a choice. - No."
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"- it's very much a choice. - You're a homophobe."
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"Here I am, coming out of the closet,"
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"Hey, how many times do I have to tell you?"
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"Hey, excuse me? Hey, can I get two beers, please? Yeah. Great."
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