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Clips from Kevin Can Wait - Kevin vs. The Dutch Elm (S01E01)

"Okay, I'm gonna put that down."
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"Anyway..."
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"that we haven't spent more time together as neighbors."
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"And that said... Did you receive the invite"
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"to the New Year's Eve party at our place?"
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"You should check your spam folder for that."
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"Either way, you should come next year,"
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"'cause it's gonna be off the chain."
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"I'm in bed at 8:30."
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"I have an early flight to Florida in the morning."
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"You should go."
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"My sister died."
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"I was thinking... I could do you a favor,"
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"and kind of half on our yard?"
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"That's all. We'll split it."
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"Giving honey and bringing the heat."
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"I don't want you to wash me."
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"Is this man bothering you, Tante?"
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"He wants to wash me."
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"No, no, no. It's an expression."
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"Uh, you know, it's... it's like"
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""I do you a favor, you do me a favor"..."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Ah, good times."
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"So good to see you again. And, Rutger, uh..."
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"I invited her to a, uh... New Year's Eve jam we're having."
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"You're always invited, too."
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"Ooh! Love the tattoo."
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"Okay, I'm gonna assume that's a prison."
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"Saying my goodnights."
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"A nasty, Dutch badger."
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"Yeah, they were like, Hey, look at her."
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"- That is not okay! - I know."
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"Believe me, I didn't like it at all."
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"Oh, we are so taking that tree down!"
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"I wish we could, all right?"
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"It would be the perfect weekend, too,"
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"'cause she's going to Florida, but..."
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"'Cause then, they would come back,"
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"and they would know it's me."
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"Right. Look, I..."
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"I promised you I'd move that pool,"
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"Tomorrow. No excuses."
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"you can't do it tomorrow... There's a big storm coming in."
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"Honey, there's a big storm coming in."
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"You know what that means."
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"I don't have to come up with an excuse tomorrow?"
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"It's the perfect cover."
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"So, she goes to Florida, and we knock down the tree,"
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"See, now I am happy! Okay!"
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"I didn't make fajitas."
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"- That's not cool, Donna. - Okay."
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"Okay. See? I'm happy again."
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"Okay, we called this family meeting because..."
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"Well, we just want you to know tonight's gonna be..."
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"It's just a little iffy, you know?"
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"No, it's more like..."
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"w-we're gonna rip down Mrs. Hoost's tree."
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"And so we just want to let you guys know,"
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"just in case somebody says something to you,"
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"You would say..."
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"Okay, Dad, you cannot kill that tree."
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"It's a mercy kill, all right?"
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"we're just... We're basically"
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"just putting a little pillow over its face."
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"Okay, no, I don't care about the tree, guys."
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"I mean, where will they go?"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"I like to watch them run back and forth."
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"All right, y-you do know that we tell people"
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"you're the smart kid?"
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"Exactly."
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"Chale, can you help me out here?"
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"Uh... Mr. Gable, I agree with Kendra."
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"You need to relocate those adorable squirrels."
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"I can't see anything in here!"
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"They're in there. I guarantee it."
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"I'll start tapping."
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"Okay! You got to slow it down now!"
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"My eyes!!"
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"All right, the squirrels have been relocated"
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"to the trees behind Carvel."
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"I would have helped you out, but you, uh..."
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"Oh, don't."
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"Yeah, it's simple... Mott cuts a wedge in the tree,"
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"we tie the main line to Duffy's truck,"
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"we bring her down like a baby's head on a pillow."
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"You've done this before?"
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"All right, storm's picking up,"
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"so let's get crackalackin'!"
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"Come on, come on, come on!"
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"Oh, by the way,"
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"I'm proud of you, babe, for saving those squirrels."
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"And I know if it came down to it,"
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"I'd hire someone to gas them."
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"Like... sleeping gas?"
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"Over."
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"My coffee tastes weird."
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"Copy that. It's almond milk."
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"Donna's going through a thing again."
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"Roger that."
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"There's a tree that needs to come down!"
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"Okay, Uh, yeah. All right."
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"Let's do this. We're ready."
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"Stand by, 1."
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"Okay, well, don't be a big baby, all right?"
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"There might be a problem."
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"Okay, she is not home."
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"The lights are on a timer."
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"We are good to go."
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"Honey, we can't take this tree down."
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