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Clips from Rick and Morty - Big Trouble in Little Sanchez (S02E02)

"Ah ah ah ah ah aah aah."
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"Okay, fair enough."
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"Summer, you bitch!"
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"You think you're tough, huh, Morty?"
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"I'm the coolest kid in your school."
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"I'm gonna do what real Rick would do if he was here..."
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"Morty! Summer!"
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"It's me! It's Rick!"
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"on the vat's control panel, a blue one and a red one."
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"Oh, God, what kind of world is this?"
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"the blue one to my left temple and the red one to..."
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"Focus, grandpa! Just put the stupid"
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"totally fail to bend metal?"
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"Good old Beth!"
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"The mind of a robot and the heart of an insect!"
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"Stop."
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"A goddess."
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"Honey, when it comes to the subject of your ego,"
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"Ugh, it's... Never mind."
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"Thanks, kids. You figured it out."
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"to sell my existence out for some trim, Morty."
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"The teenage mind is its own worst enemy."
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"Oh, I also learned this..."
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"Operation Phoenix is not the fallback I thought it would be."
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"Put pants on."
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"They have been blowin' me up."
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"For the love of God, get dressed!"
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"It worked."
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"Uh, just so you're prepared,"
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"Oh."
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"Old Rick! Ruinin' everything!"
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"♪"
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"was discovered by the humans."
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"When a vampire is pretending to be a human,"
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"It's crazy, right?"
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"I mean, am I being an asshole?"
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"Oh, my g...!"
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"Nothing! Oh, uh, one of the lunch ladies died."
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"and all the blood drained out of her."
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"Good lord! Who does something like that?"
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"Obviously a vampire. W-w-where's the pepper?"
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"Wait, what?! Vampires are real?!"
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"Yes, Summer, vampires are real. Who knew?"
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"Get used to it. R-right, Rick?"
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"Well, what are we going to do?!"
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"We're gonna live our lives until we die."
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"or heart disease, but possibly vampire."
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"Grandpa Rick, couldn't you, like, use your superknowledge"
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"and help us hunt the vampire down?"
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"Um... wow."
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"and hang out in the zit-covered, hormone-addled,"
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"Why in the [Bleep] would I ever do that, ever?"
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"And why aren't you more ashamed of yourself?"
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"Dad!"
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"To a conversation about vampires?!"
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"because I wasn't paying attention,"
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"or am I married to a mean, unfair monster"
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"Will you fix your marriage or get a divorce already?"
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"That's earth therapy."
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"You might as well ask a horse to fix a merry-go-round."
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"I mean, he'll try his best, but mostly,"
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"he's just gonna get horrified."
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"It's just... - then it's settled."
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"Do you think mom and dad are, you know,"
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"gonna get a divorce?"
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"I booked you for a two-day intensive at nuptia four,"
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"They could save the marriage of a porn star and a porn star."
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"Well, I know I'm ready to try whatever it takes."
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"Oh is that how you're gonna try to win,"
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"Don't insult my father."
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"He's the reason our kids are only half-stupid."
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"Oh."
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"Beth and Jerry Smith? Yes."
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"Your marriage can rest easy now."
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"containing all perceptions of its romantic partner."
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"And we will now render Jerry's perception of Beth"
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"with artificial biological life."
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"Interesting."
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"I didn't do anything!"
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"They scanned it out of my brain."
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"Can I take it back?"
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"There's nothing to regret. We're dealing with"
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"unconscious, unhealthy thoughts."
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"Now, we scan for Beth's perceptions of Jerry."
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"Everything's dead to you."
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"Read it and weep, bitch."
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"Any leads on the vampire?"
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"No, Summer! I mean, you know,"
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"I think it might be time that we just l-let it go."
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"What up, my Helsings?"
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"Who wants to hunt a vampire? Ha ha ha!"
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"Rick? How... how did you..."
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"this morning, how I blew Summer off, and I thought,"
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"Go to the garage, transfer your mind"
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"into a younger clone of yourself, and get embroiled"
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"in some youthful hijinks, what's the bfd?"
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"So here I am. I'm tiny Rick!"
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"Well, it's good you're here, Rick."
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"I was pretty sure we didn't have what it takes"
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"to deal with a bloodsucker on our own."
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"Don't short-sell yourself, Summer."
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"to do this as a [Bleep] team, mother[Bleep] tiny Rick!"
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"Yeah! Oh, my God, Toby Matthews!"
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"Hey, Toby. I'm tiny Rick. I'm new."
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"and that lab coat's pretty cool."
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"Why wouldn't he? You're great!"
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"But, listen, just be careful."
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"not even the dreamboats."
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"Stop, tiny Rick."
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"Huntin' a vampire with my grandkids!"
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"[Bleep]! Tiny Ri-I-ck!"
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"The next step is to watch your mythologues"
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"Here we have garrrh and zharbidar gloompfschs,"
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"or, should I say, here we have the way"
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"Which is good, because the relationship"
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"it's unsustainable."
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"All of these relationships are different,"
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"none of them are real, and none of them work."
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"That's what makes us better than them."
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"We can find solutions."
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