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Clips from BoJack Horseman - One Trick Pony (S01E01)

"Start over, but do it right this time."
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"Ugh!"
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"Hey, Wayne, you still work for BuzzFeed?"
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"a shit-ton of hearts or digs or smileys"
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"Curses!"
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"My evil plan has been defeated, but I'll be back."
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"You haven't heard the last"
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"Oh, no, I'm dead."
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"True dat."
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"Cut, cut."
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"Is this even a movie anymore?"
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"- Oh, my God, this is so good. - Oh, this is gonna be awesome."
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"Yes! Go, Todd."
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"Hello?"
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"But thank God I have one good thing in my life,"
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"as a wild stallion, but I am tired of the rodeo,"
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"I guess what I'm trying to say is,"
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"this mustang wants to rest his head in the comforts"
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"of your spacious barn."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"But look at the bright side."
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"and as Diane, we had a real connection."
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"Naomi what?"
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"See? Nothing."
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"What's going on? Why are they packing up?"
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"- so many permutations. - So many."
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"Those are the dumbest words I've ever heard."
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"We thought, is it a high-end perfume?"
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"A series of interrelated fortune cookies?"
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"but I've been trying to put it behind me and do my job."
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"into playing an addictive video game."
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"thump me once in the stones and then we'll be even?"
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"It has gone bad."
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"Give me your phones. I'm a celebrity."
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"Don't look at me. I'm well-adjusted."
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"I know, I know. But if you just listen for..."
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"You posted your dumb little book on the Internet."
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"This is wildly unprofessional. Who do you think you are?"
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"I know you're mad, and you have every right to be,"
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"- Your book? - Our book."
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"BoJack, I stand by my work."
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"the best in each other."
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"It's like you're chocolate and I'm Mr. Peanutbutter."
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"Welcome back to Excess Hollywoo."
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"BoJack Horseman, and his real life inspiration,"
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"Well, that depends on how you define..."
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"You know, I'm just over the moon to be producing"
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"this movie about my daring exploit."
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"It's such a treat to be shooting in my very own casa."
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"dare I say best amigo?"
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"We even finish each other's..."
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"- It never... - Happens."
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"Ah, see? I'm inside him."
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"BoJack, you haven't worked in quite some time."
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"which, again, I thought you were not."
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"You want me to play Mr. Peanutbutter"
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"in the story he stole from me?"
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"and what he also is."
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"If you think about this like a professional"
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"instead of a big titty baby."
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"Quentin Tarantulino is known for revitalizing dead careers."
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"did for Rin Tin Tin."
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"I could play myself."
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"No, BoJack's already being played by Wallace Shawn."
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"What? The short guy from The Princess Bride"
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"who says "inconceivable"?"
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"I don't want to play that boob."
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"I'm trying to help you out, Wally."
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"You're the one who keeps buying expensive Rothkos."
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"I have a disease."
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"going up for auction next week."
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"and the words "I hate my agent" smeared across the walls"
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"in blood, you'll know why."
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"Cast and crew only."
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"so I'm a little tired."
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"Cast and crew only."
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"Hey, stranger."
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"I'll see you at the pep rally."
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"Hope we don't get Mrs. Kirkman for trig this year."
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"and a slut, they make me eat a lipstick."
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"Uh..."
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"So what have you been up to these last couple months?"
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"Well, I've been pretty busy. Met a girl at Soho House."
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"- Was she your waitress? - Yes."
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"- Was she also your waitress? - Yes."
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"Then I met a girl at P.F. Chang's."
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"Let me guess. She was your..."
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"the aspiring food-service worker"
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"who finally gets you to settle down."
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"- Yeah, anyway... - So I'm sending the first draft"
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"of the book to Pinky this afternoon."
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"I'm excited for you to read it,"
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"but I'm also cripplingly nervous."
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"I actually kind of feel like throwing up,"
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"because this lady won't let me in my own kitchen."
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"Cast and crew only."
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"Listen, if reading a book you wrote is anywhere near"
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"as great as it is to actually spend time with you,"
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"Tell me, what attracted you to the role of Diane?"
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"I just keep getting pigeonholed"
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"as these complex characters in highly acclaimed movies."
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"For once, I would just love to phone it in"
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"with no inner life of her own."
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"Oh, we all do. The director insists upon it."
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"to help me get in the headspace."
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"Diane, looking good."
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"I was talking to Diane."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Right over here, Q."
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"Did someone call for BoJack?"
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"It really cuts down on confusion."
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"Please, Mr. Peanutbutter was my father's name."
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"Ooh, speaking of Mr. Peanutbutter,"
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"Keep that air spritzed for me."
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"Aloha, kemosabe."
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"Hey, allow me to put on my producer hat"
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"Let's see."
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"I find it really troubling that my movie self"
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"I only wear V-necks."
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"- I do not. - I just think if we're telling"
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