Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Peep Show - Conference (S04E04)

"It should take 45 minutes, I'm done in ten."
Peep Show
"OK, now is the time for you to know the meaning of Project Zeus."
Peep Show
"But won't Marketing kick up a shit-storm?"
Peep Show
"We need them sweating facts and shitting stats till D-Day. OK..."
Peep Show
"'I'm going to be Johnson's queen.'"
Peep Show
"'That's not businesslike."
Peep Show
"First up, remember, this is a brainstorm."
Peep Show
"'That is a brilliant jokette.'"
Peep Show
"How's it going?"
Peep Show
"when, actually, I'll be keeping a rigorous note of every contribution."
Peep Show
"She doesn't understand about not taking people's stuff."
Peep Show
"Can you get that please, Jeremy?"
Peep Show
"- (Mark) Alan! - Hi, guys."
Peep Show
"Uh... no."
Peep Show
"Nice room. Here, have a drink."
Peep Show
"A mighty fine piece of ass."
Peep Show
"An indecent proposal?"
Peep Show
"What's your answer, Jeremy?"
Peep Show
"I'm not bargaining with you."
Peep Show
"So, finance, logistics, etc."
Peep Show
"These are the key tasks for you to get done for my presentation."
Peep Show
"Sounds like a nice man."
Peep Show
"Sleep with a man? For money?"
Peep Show
"Pimp me out, Pimp My Ride - there's a new climate."
Peep Show
"But also, is it really so different"
Peep Show
"I take it all back. There. Normal! We're back to normal."
Peep Show
"'Er, Kettering. Got to force Sales and Marketing together"
Peep Show
"before we started, there are a few questions..."
Peep Show
"I didn't actually mean, "Relax and take your time." Jesus!"
Peep Show
"to see if, with one big department, we can't..."
Peep Show
"I'm going to the loo. I can have a look at it"
Peep Show
"- Jeremy. - What the hell are?"
Peep Show
"- Suze, what's he doing here? - We're in a relationship, Jez."
Peep Show
"No, I wouldn't."
Peep Show
"- You said it was voluntary. - It's not."
Peep Show
"- I didn't. - Yes, you did."
Peep Show
"You said she should knuckle down or you'd knuckle her fat head."
Peep Show
"Then you stamped on Gerrard's foot."
Peep Show
"Shall we go get some dinner?"
Peep Show
"'Have your fancy dinner, till the bill comes and the bodies pile up.'"
Peep Show
"Come in."
Peep Show
"< See you later, then."
Peep Show
"'Sales, Marketing, Marketing, Sales."
Peep Show
"I'm here to party, man."
Peep Show
"That was before we stopped going out."
Peep Show
"So now she's finished with you, you're in love with her again?"
Peep Show
"Exactly. D'oh! That's how love works, Mark."
Peep Show
"(Johnson) Hi, it's Charles."
Peep Show
"Mark, if you say it's done, it's done."
Peep Show
"Yeah, seriously cunted."
Peep Show
"Hey, Suze."
Peep Show
"Me? Nothing."
Peep Show
"Come on, Suze."
Peep Show
"Well, you're making a mistake, Suze."
Peep Show
"Because he's terrible at being black."
Peep Show
"SHE SIGHS"
Peep Show
"I tried to rent out her sexual organs on a one-use basis."
Peep Show
"SHE SIGHS"
Peep Show
"I've always wanted to come somewhere like this."
Peep Show
"'Oh, my God, this is horrible."
Peep Show
"'Oh, she's touching the tube."
Peep Show
"No, Suze, I really don't think l-l-I really have time,"
Peep Show
"'Oh, great. Here we go."
Peep Show
"'Bond-like neutrality, as though I'm so used to real-life naked women?"
Peep Show
"'Or - don't want to be rude - smiling encouragement?"
Peep Show
"'Now I'm getting an erection."
Peep Show
"You haven't written very much, have you?"
Peep Show
"Relaxed."
Peep Show
"Do you wanna?"
Peep Show
"'Shit, is this going to happen?"
Peep Show
"'But I won't know for certain until I've actually done it."
Peep Show
"Cool. Well, I'll probably head off."
Peep Show
"You know, get some sleep in the utility area."
Peep Show
"'and by God, I think I'm right about the congestion charge.'"
Peep Show
"So half an hour till the board roll in and I pitch this mother."
Peep Show
"It's the mucus this side."
Peep Show
"That's just table talk, that's not fit for public consumption."
Peep Show
"Where's the beef? Gerrard, we've got..."
Peep Show
"nothing, Gerrard, you prick!"
Peep Show
"Jeff..."
Peep Show
"Yeah. That wasn't actually that funny, was it? Have you got a copy?"
Peep Show
"Mark?"
Peep Show
"'God, I really hope I don't still smell of Sophie.'"
Peep Show
"Have they stopped history books?"
Peep Show
"Oh, that's horrible. Who sent you that?"
Peep Show
"- and pitch to the JLB board in ten minutes. - Shit."
Peep Show
"Right, thanks, Jez."
Peep Show
"What do you care? You'd be in the woods"
Peep Show
"'Maybe I wouldn't have said it"
Peep Show
"if I thought there was any chance of him actually doing it,"
Peep Show
"'God, I'm running away."
Peep Show
"OK, sure, fine, if it will make you feel any better."
Peep Show
"In that case... if you'll excuse me..."
Peep Show
"'That's not going to look good on my quarterly review."
Peep Show
"Project Zeus, it's unworkable. What am I going to do?"
Peep Show
"You know what, you should just go in there and tell the truth."
Peep Show
"'What is Plan B? '"
Peep Show
"Just say you never met me"
Peep Show
"You're obviously very talented but I should just get on with this."
Peep Show
"You should sum up your aims in the first line."
Peep Show
"so I don't think you could sum up all the aims in one line."
Peep Show
"If you can't sum up your aims in the first line, they're too diffuse."
Peep Show
"Fine. Jesus!"
Peep Show
"They just might be too diffuse, that was all I was saying."
Peep Show
"Hi, Mark, how are you feeling?"
Peep Show
"They were going to a lap dancing place."
Peep Show
"Really? God."
Peep Show
"Men!"
Peep Show
"I should keep a clear head."
Peep Show
"Go on. Before we get your booty locked up by Captain Corrigan."
Peep Show
"'She must have some massive character defect"
Peep Show
"'that only becomes apparent after a while.'"
Peep Show
"So how's it going with Big Suze?"
Peep Show
"Oh, pretty terrible."
Peep Show
"I sometimes wonder what I'm doing with Mark. Getting married."
Peep Show
"I mean, whether he's really into me."
Peep Show
"Have I lived enough. I've only slept with four men. Is that enough?"
Peep Show
"Four? Oh, yeah."
Peep Show
"'Jesus, I've had sex with more men than that"
Peep Show
"'and I basically only sleep with women.'"
Peep Show
Show more clips