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Clips from Seinfeld - The Nose Job (S03E03)

"- Hawaii? - Anyway, I think it would be great..."
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"...to get away after all this."
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"Well, you-"
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"You know, Hawaii could be a little tricky now."
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"There's high-pressure winds down there this time of year."
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"There's a lot of debris constantly flying around, a lot of..."
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"...wood and lava."
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"It could be dangerous."
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"We could go to the Caribbean."
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"I have to tell you something. You couldn't get me on a plane now."
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"I get those FAA reports directly."
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"My uncle sends them to me. He used to be a pilot, so..."
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"Big investigation in the..."
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"But you shouldn't let that stop you from going. You could go. I don't mind."
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"- George? - Yeah."
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"I swear, Nelson, I don't even know who you are anymore."
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"I'm Nelson."
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"Nothing's changed, Elma. I just need more time."
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"...I just go crazy thinking about you."
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"Maybe a hobby. Bowling is fun."
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"Yeah, bowling's good, if you're really gross and ugly."
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"Uh-oh. My organs are playing chess again."
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"I'm getting tired of this. What do you say we play one for all the marbles?"
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"Do you have any idea who you're dealing with? Forget about it."
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"I can't take her anymore."
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"- I hate reading her little acting scenes. - Oh, so what?"
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"So you read from a little play."
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"You can't put up with that for an hour to make me happy? You're so selfish."
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"Give me one hour."
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"Then I will take over. You won't have to think for the rest of the night."
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"What about tomorrow morning?"
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"No, you don't care."
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"So long as you get to do whatever it is you do."
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"- You disgust me. - Oh, go read a book."
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"I'm only doing this because you took Audrey to the hospital."
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"Yeah. Yeah. Okay, now, you're clear? You got everything?"
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"- Yeah. - Wait, wait, wait."
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"- What do I need this for? - Because we're engaged."
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"We're engaged?"
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"Kramer, this is too big."
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"- It's my mom's. - Hello!"
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"Oh, hi. I'm Wanda Pepper. I'm Albert Pepper's daughter."
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"My father asked me to pick up his jacket for him."
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"Hello, Miss Pepper. It's a pleasure to meet you."
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"And you must be Professor Von Nostrand."
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"Yes. Yes, I am."
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"- Yes, well, it's very intriguing. - Tell me..."
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"- My contention? - Your contention."
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"It's too bad about your father."
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"- It was a frame-up. - A fine man. He spoke often of you."
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"He's very proud of the work you're doing."
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"Your father gave me strict orders not to turn the jacket over to anyone..."
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"...but I suppose I can make an exception in your case."
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"- The closet's this way. - How kind of you."
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"You know, your father has a very extensive wardrobe."
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"Yes."
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"What's the matter, fella? You look a little tired."
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"Nelson, don't you see?"
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"You are a part of me."
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"And I..."
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"I am a part of you."
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"She's killing me."
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"That's your move?"
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"- Yeah. - Well, that's trouble, my friend."
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"Getting weak. Losing power."
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"You haven't seen the last of me. I'll be back."
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"You're nothing without me. Nothing."
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"Isabel, I don't think this is working."
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"Daddy certainly does have an extensive wardrobe."
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"He is a fine dresser. I don't have to tell you he's quite popular with the ladies."
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"My father? Really? I had no idea."
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"One in particular came around about two years ago."
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"Looked a lot like you, professor. Could have been your mother."
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"What was her name again?"
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"Carter? Kramer. That's it."
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"Babs Kramer. Nasty woman."
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"Many a night I had to throw her on the street..."
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"- ...drunken stumblebum. - You don't say."
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"- I found it! - She walked around here half-naked..."
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"...sucking Colt 45 from a can."
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"...screaming down the hall:"
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"Come back to bed, Albert, you big hairy ape!"
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"- So I grabbed the guy by the collar. - Yeah, and I yelled out:"
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"Kramer, Kramer, you're killing him."
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"- So I assume the jig was up. - Yeah, pretty much."
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"But look."
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"- Hi. Here are your keys. - Hi. Thank you."
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"- Hello. - Audrey."
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"My God, you look incredible. I can't believe it."
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"Well, it was his doctor. He was wonderful."
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"So will I see you later tonight?"
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"Not sure."
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"- Ready? - I didn't wash."
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"Neither did I."
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"We're off to the reggae lounge."
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"My nose, my nose. My kingdom for a nose."
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"Isn't she beautiful? Her nose is in such perfect proportions..."
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"- Who would have thought, she's-? - Elaine..."
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"The technical term for a nose job is...?"
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"Rhino. Okay?"
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"Do we really need to insult the person at this moment of their lives?"
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"They know they have a big nose. That's why they're coming in."
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"Do they really need the abuse of being compared to a rhinoceros..."
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"When someone has a hair transplant, they don't go:"
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"We're going to perform a cue ball-ectomy on you, Mr. Johnson."
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"We're going to attempt to remove the skinheadia..."
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"...of your chromedomus, which is what we-"
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"All right. You wait down there."
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"All right, shut up. Here they come."
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"You look like you've got something on your mind."
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"It's possible."
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"Please help me."
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"So I'm never gonna see her again. I'm going cold turkey."
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"How do you even know the jacket is there?"
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"- You've got it. I want the number. - I threw it out."
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"See how it's collapsed? That's what's causing this huge dent."
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"I don't think this is working."
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"I swear, Nelson, sometimes at night when you're not around..."
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"Oh, brain, what are you doing? You cannot beat me."
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"Her big, fat stomach hanging out, orthopaedic hose up to her knees..."
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