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Clips from The Simpsons - Screenless (S31E31)

"But now I got two new hotshot lawyers working my case."
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"I was on the jury that convicted him."
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"(all babbling)"
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"Uh, when is she not gassy?"
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"Or maybe not."
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"(gasps) I could finally talk to my baby."
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"Maggie, we have a fun week of repetitive drills ahead."
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"because our government funding "ran out.""
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""More"?"
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"Eh, suit yourself."
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"Hmm."
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"Dad, check this out."
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"Classic aggravation humor."
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"Yeah, that's great."
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"Steve Jobs wouldn't let his children use his iPads,"
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"And? And?"
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"Well, let's pray this place won't be necessary."
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"-(cow bell rings) -All right, let's round 'em up."
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"Let me check your screen times."
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"I'm so proud of you."
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"(laughs softly)"
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"I'm calmer, I'm happier,"
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"Sorry, last time I was here,"
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"(footsteps descending staircase)"
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"(jackhammer grinding)"
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""D-D-A.""
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""Dad." I got something!"
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"Call the newspaper. Tell them someone has solved it."
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"(coughing)"
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"(gasps, screams)"
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"(deep voice): They know that, Steve."
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"(imitates static)"
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"(snickers) Bart has to use his imagination."
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"I copy."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Um, I'm doing a very important two-page paper."
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"Do you have any way to find a book without using a computer?"
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"Well, the old card catalogue is in the basement."
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"Okay."
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"-(hissing) -Uh..."
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"I'm solving words I don't even know."
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"I've got cookbooks."
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"Padma Lakshmi's Hot and Zesty."
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"Oh, what a great day."
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"Oh, you said it."
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"I spent five minutes today just looking at the sun."
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"(grunts, groans)"
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"And why do I hear clicking from this closet?"
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"Hold on a beat."
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"I have a problem."
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"That's exactly what an addict would say."
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"That's also what an addict would say."
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"Not that, that's for sure."
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"We'll all go there starting tomorrow."
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"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
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"If this is an addiction center, I'm hooked."
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"Doc, this prison is great."
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"Your stay is entirely funded by donations"
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"(gasps) It's free?"
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"Take that, Second Amendment!"
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"auf wiedersehen forever to your old online life."
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"You all entertained me and scared me."
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"Yes, Marge, yes."
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"I don't know if I can live in a world without online solitaire."
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"The box is shut."
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"I-I will deal the cards."
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"Hello, Dad?"
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"(gas hissing)"
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"-I need my phone! -Must retweet, must retweet!"
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"You couldn't be more wrong, Marge."
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"of staying together without driving each other crazy."
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"to invent the devices that isolate us completely."
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"Finally, the American family was safe..."
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"Okay, we'll just say goodbye"
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"What's going on here?"
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"Want to know how?""
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"You signed a contract."
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"You have lasers at a rehab center?"
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"Stick that spammer in the darkest,"
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"to scramble your Spotify suggestions."
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"(Wiggum continues humming)"
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"(siren wailing)"
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"Captain Wiggum,"
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"Huh? Uh, what do you mean?"
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"Psychologically, you are a baby with a gun,"
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"sticking food in his mouth."
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"Eat, eat, eat, all the day, like a schwein."
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"Shh!"
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"Am I the only one who remembered daylight savings time?"
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"CONVICT: Been here 17 years."
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"Been on the HBO, the Netflix"
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"and one House Hunters International."
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"No sign of a struggle, no DNA evidence in the cabin"
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"and no attractive young woman declared missing."
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"I think there's a very real chance no one was murdered."
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"¶ ¶"
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"Had we known there was no victim,"
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"we might not have voted guilty."
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"I repeat, might not."
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"We got picked up for a second season."
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"And my appeal?"
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"Mostly to women 25 to 54."
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"Oh. You mean "appeal" appeal."
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"Oh, well, that's not happenin."
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"(babbling)"
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"What is it, sweetie? Are you gassy?"
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"Baby burn."
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"(moans) If only you could talk."
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"It's the people who can't speak that have so much to share."
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"(babbling)"
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"(gasps) Wait a minute. I think there's a show"
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"I wonder what the kid was so upset about."
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"Don't worry, little baby."
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"I'll be okay till morning."
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"Congratulations, babies, we've learned some great signs today."
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"I hope you don't want "more," because we're "all done,""
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"Okay, Maggie."
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"Do you want "more" or are you "all done"?"
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""More" or "all done"?"
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