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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror XXIX (S30E30)

"the Beast was born!"
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"One American creates this much garbage in one day."
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"Oh, just kill me. Don't teach me."
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"(crying): I'm your brother."
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"(Bart cries)"
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"now would be the time."
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"I'm rooting for ya."
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"Lis, please forgive me."
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"When your boyfriend dumps you,"
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"When he takes you back, I'll tell you he's great"
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"I'll humanize your campaign biography."
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"(gasps) It worked."
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"I'm back."
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"Sometimes, Mom, a woman gets pushed so far, she just snaps."
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"How am I supposed to know the day we got married"
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"You know, you're cute this way."
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"¶ ¶"
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"So, Smithers, what do you think?"
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"I'll rejuvenate the elderly using untested dinosaur DNA."
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"It could make me a fortune or fill the world with monsters."
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"It could make me a fortune."
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"Why do you need doors?"
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"You could just fly over the wall."
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"-Damn it. -I hope Grandpa's happy"
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"in this new retirement home."
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"is what we'll always say about old people"
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"no matter where we put them."
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"that doesn't show up on any map."
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"Oh, Lisa, you're always so suspicious."
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"Welcome to Geriatric Park"
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"where our motto is, "No further questions.""
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"ANNOUNCER: Here at Geriatric Park, we combine"
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"speculative theories with untested technologies"
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"to give our seniors a better life."
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"Possible side effects include: back spikes, protective plates,"
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"giant claws, fear of asteroid,"
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"being a precursor to our modern birds,"
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"a second tail brain, loss of ears and increased libido."
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"If you are currently egg-laying or expect to be egg-laying,"
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"Now, meet your Jurassic perked-up loved ones."
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"¶ They were old ¶"
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"¶ Now they're here ¶"
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"¶ They've hit pay dirt ¶"
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"¶ Geriatric Park ¶"
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"¶ It's so, so safe ¶"
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"¶ Nothing can go wrong ¶"
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"¶ Can go wrong-- ¶"
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"Abe, I've never seen you so vibrant and alive."
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"Well, I don't like to complain."
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"But they keep it a little cold here."
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"Anything for you, Dad."
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"What's happening?"
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"Someone has raised the temperature."
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"Let's take a look at the microscopic level"
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"Huh?"
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"Ah!"
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"You even taste disappointing."
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"Half of that taste is you."
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"(grunts)"
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"(shouting)"
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"(grunts)"
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"I'm your creator, for flaving out loud."
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"Credit hog."
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"In the best mood we've ever seen her."
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"(gasps) It's raining."
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"The old people will head to the TV room"
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"and watch The Weather Channel."
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"(roars)"
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"Lisa, no!"
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"Sorry, I just believe in the ultimate, basic goodness"
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"of people."
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"Grampa, I don't think you want to hurt me."
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"You just want me to see you as a person,"
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"Grampa, I want to hear your opinion"
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"I still love you."
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"All they wanted was to be cherished."
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"They've even learned how to get respect from the orderlies."
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"I don't care if you haven't finished."
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"I'm off the clock. (grunts)"
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"And once again, the true monster, the soulless CEO,"
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"Oy. Too rich for my blood."
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"That was a lovely visit."
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"without some of the decapitations."
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"Uh, Mom, where's the pilot?"
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"Virgin Air I'm not."
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"(eerie organ music plays)"
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"(sobbing)"
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"to an evil god from the ocean depths."
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"To him, the Great Barrier Reef is just an average barrier reef."
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"(whispers indistinctly)"
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"Now for a word from our late, beloved Mapple founder,"
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"which comes in the colors black..."
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"-...and that's it. -(cheering)"
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"You know, my feelings haven't dissolved yet, Lou."
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"Now, kids, that's just air escaping."
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"(tires screech)"
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"(man laughing)"
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"iPod people, phone checkers, tablet gazers."
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"But even heroes fall."
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"(Milhouse's voice): Who are you calling crazy?"
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"¶ ¶"
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"¶ ¶"
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"(laughter)"
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"(normal voice): If you have a great speech to save yourself,"
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"No, not at all."
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"Aw. Have a perfume sample."
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""I'm sure he's happier here""
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"(music resembling "Theme from Jurassic Park" plays)"
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"¶ And their joints all hurt ¶"
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"Wow, you have changed."
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"Don't want to read. I'm on vacation."
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"with the peephole and the twisty thing"
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"and the little slide of glass."
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"(gurgles)"
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"escapes unscathed."
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"(laughs)"
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"We didn't kill you. We have saved you."
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"Have a piece of my ass."
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"(loud footsteps approaching)"
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