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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - From Russia Without Love (S30E30)

"Let's invite, then dis-invite him."
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"Okay, I know this is a tough one, but... Moe?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Why won't you let me pop her?"
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"No. It's bad juju."
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"we're keeping Thanksgiving super small this year."
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"Hey, I was thinking of making, uh, slivered green beans,"
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"-pearl onions in there. -(groans)"
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"What's the matter? You don't like pearl onions?"
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"(scoffs) Next you'll be badmouthin' shallots!"
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"Actually..."
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"you're not invited."
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"Gently? With-with plenty of notice?!"
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"I'm sorry, man. I'm-I'm really sorry."
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"Hey, no problem."
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"I mean, I'm just your bartender, right?"
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"No women, no buddies..."
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"Moe's Tavern. Moe speaking."
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"Ima? Nobody's been named that in, like, a hundred years."
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"And as for the rest, why don't you double-check that name, huh?"
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"Try saying it out loud."
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"-Ima Buttface? -Haw-haw!"
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"Yeah, well, mistakes are how we learn there, young fella."
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"Dude, that was lame."
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"And I'm the king of lame."
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"I dream about needlepoint."
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"(choked up): I'm so proud of her."
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"HERMAN: So, you're looking"
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"I cannot and I will not sell such items to minors."
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"Welcome to the dark net, the devil's URL."
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"(gate squeaks)"
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"Even Amazon can't find you here."
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"Ain't that right, Alexa?"
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"Please, I've done nothing."
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"Just shut me off. Please."
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"¶ ¶"
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"(spooky voice): Welcome to the dark net."
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"Whoa! Quit scaring us!"
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"All right."
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"(boys scream)"
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"(chuckling)"
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"This is our chance to get back at Moe."
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"Wait. What did he do to us?"
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"It doesn't matter. Let's do this!"
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"NELSON: A grenade launcher!"
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"Just like the one my dad liberated in Afghanistan!"
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"I thought your dad just went out for smokes and never came back."
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"All right. The truth is,"
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"That's why he can't call or send checks."
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"Fine. Your dad's on Mars."
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"Haw-haw! You're an enabler!"
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"Overpriced."
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"Whoa! That'll break Moe's heart and his wallet."
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"Well, hello. I'm Hacky."
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"Do you want to..."
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"To continue, click "agree.""
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"Cool!"
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"(Russian accent): Is this the residence"
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"Uh, who wants to know?"
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"Anastasia Alekhova, his new wife."
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"His... wi-i-ife?!"
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"(laughter)"
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"Dark net rules!"
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"And no state sales tax! Boo-yeah!"
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"Well, this is a contract, and it is my electronic signature,"
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"which I assume is impossible to fake,"
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"but I did not order no mail-order bride!"
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"You see me in person, and you do not want me."
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"No, no. You got it all wrong."
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"It's me. I can't take another heartbreak."
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"My only friends are the ghosts that came with the bar."
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"¶ Drinkity drink da drink da drink ¶"
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"¶ I woke up in a henhouse this morn ¶"
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"¶ Drinkity drink da drink da drink ¶"
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"¶ But I still wasn't drunk ¶"
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"¶ As the day I was born. ¶"
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"Back in my head, Fats."
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"Oh, there's a lot of dark thoughts in there."
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"I didn't wanna die here."
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"I just came in to use the phone."
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"Sweetheart, we'll straighten this out."
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"I'll overnight youse back to Russia,"
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"but on Delta."
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"Where are my manners?"
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"Let me show you around. Uh,"
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"pool table, uh, jukebox..."
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"We have alcoholics, too."
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"Ah, that's the Love Tester."
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"You just stick a nickel in it,"
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"and it tells you what's in your heart."
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"MOE: Uh-oh, am I falling for her?"
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"I think it knows what I'm feeling."
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"And what I'm having for dinne."
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"MARGE: Who can guess"
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"what oil I sautéed these vegetables in?"
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"Olive? Canola?"
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"Oh, not this game."
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"Coconut? Grape-seed?"
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"-Peanut? -Guess again."
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"Um, sunflower?"
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"Walnut?"
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"(giggles) This is why I had kids."
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"The answer is..."
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"-Finally. -Vegetable oil!"
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"(laughs)"
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"(chuckles)"
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"Excuse me. How can mail-order brides"
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"Lisa, ignorant men and foolish women sometimes do"
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"dumb things to find love."
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"Or maybe it was a master hack"
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"Maybe this will turn out great for Moe."
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"I mean, look at Tevye and Golde."
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"They had a wonderful life with that fiddler in the shtetl."
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"It wasn't that great for Tzeitel."
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"Ugh! How many times do I have to tell you"
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"that Lazar Wolf the butcher was a good provider!"
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"Young lady, you should be so lucky"
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"if that Van Houten is a butcher."
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"I'm not marrying Milhouse!"
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"Oy! She won't marry a butcher."
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