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Clips from #BlackAF (2020) - i know this is going to sound crazy... but this, too, is because of slavery (S01E01)

"And what it makes me think about, when I think about Obama,"
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"about what a great man he was. We all miss him."
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"Shit, that's why he was my president."
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"You think I wasn't gonna vote for somebody who smoke Newports and blunts? [laughs]"
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"you're a felon."
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"[Kenya] And secondly, that little outburst"
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"And, you know, you guys probably, because I'm a husband and father,"
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"[Kenya] But..."
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"No, you are not dipping with us."
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"Really?"
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"[phone vibrating]"
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"Please, don't do this right now. Okay?"
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"war had officially been declared."
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"unwinding and reconnecting with your family."
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"[music fades]"
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"But everyone knows what vacation really is."
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"Vacations are war."
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"["War" by Edwin Starr playing]"
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"[explosions, guns firing]"
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"[Drea] And not the 1980s kind of war where you exchange dirty looks"
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"and propaganda movies with the Soviet Union."
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"I'm talking war."
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"Real war, where people get messed up."
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"-♪ What is it good for ♪ -♪ Absolutely nothing ♪"
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"Like any war, all sides do their best to avoid any potential bloodshed"
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"through diplomacy."
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"Wow. Look at these over-the-water bungalows in Tahiti."
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"I think they call those bures."
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"I think they call them"
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"Whoa. Check this out."
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"They say that the sunsets in Jamaica look like God's orgasm."
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"No?"
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"Did you know that most"
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"of the world's billionaires vacation on the French Riviera?"
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"[Joya] Mm-hmm."
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"[Joya] What about the Bahamas?"
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"Dude, we're not going to the Bahamas."
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"Bahamas is like the fucking Orlando of the Caribbean. Not doing that."
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"Okay, well, we're not going to Tahiti."
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"Why?"
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"Because we're not a Midwestern couple who's gonna take our second honeymoon"
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"because we hit it big on a scratcher, that's why."
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"-[sighs] -We're not going to fucking..."
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"-Puerto Rico, either. -Why?"
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"Name one beautiful place in Puerto Rico."
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"Vieques."
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"That's not Spanish, that's German."
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"-You just made that up. -You don't even know."
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"Okay, how about DR?"
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"-DR? -DR."
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"Do you-- Do you love your life?"
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"'Cause if you love your life, we're not going to DR."
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"-Why? -Because I'm not willing to die"
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""of natural causes""
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"as my heart explodes out of my chest."
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"That shit was weird, dude."
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"Like, Oahu."
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"I knew you were gonna say the worst island possible."
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"And when talks fail,"
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"the next step is to rally your allies"
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"What up, Stink?"
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"Not that I have to sell Brazil"
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"because Brazil is Brazil, but you know,"
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"it is Brazil."
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"Sure, but that's the price you pay"
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"when you wanna go somewhere they call"
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""The Gold Coast.""
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"Costa Rica."
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"It's the place Nelly Furtado went to go get cured of AIDS."
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"-Nelly Furtado doesn't have AIDS. -Not anymore, she doesn't."
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"[Drea] And even though alliances are made,"
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"they can easily be broken."
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"Okay. You want these Super Soakers?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"All right, then it has to be Jamaica."
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"-Jamaica! -Jamaica!"
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"-Love you, Mom! -Love you!"
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"[kids laughing, yelling]"
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"Hey!"
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"[kids continue laughing]"
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"[both groaning]"
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"[kids] Whoa!"
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"-[Kenya] Listen to me. -Money!"
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"You don't wanna go to Jamaica, okay?"
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"-Trust me on this. -Yeah, we do."
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"You know what Jamaica is?"
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"just little pieces shattered all over the ground."
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"I think Jamaica actually means,"
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""island of broken glass.""
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"Wouldn't you rather go to a place"
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"we can sleep in a over-the-water Tahitian bungalow?"
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"[Kenya] Doesn't that seem crazy? You can sleep above sharks."
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"-Why would I wanna sleep above sharks? -What is happening?"
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"Why would you even be allowed to sleep above sharks?"
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"This place sounds super negligent, Dad."
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"What are you, some kind of cop? What's wrong with you?"
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"[Drea] Do you like being Pops's younger brother?"
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"I'm the little brother, but I'm not younger."
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"No, you're the little brother and you're younger than him."
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"That guy's older than me?"
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"I find that hard to believe."
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"I don't know what else is below there, man."
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"Probably, like, turtles or stingrays and stuff."
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"Stingrays are cool, right?"
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"Isn't that that thing that killed the Crocodile Hunter?"
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"That was just a freak accident."
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"and got killed by a stingray?"
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"But how about clownfish?"
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"They also have clownfish you could sleep above."
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"Clownfish are way cooler than sharks."
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"I mean, you love clownfish."
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"I do love clownfish. Nemo was a clownfish."
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"[Kam] But he didn't."
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"Didn't that shark end up becoming his friend?"
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"He did."
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"What is happening right now? You two are a mess."
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"Are you in or out?"
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"Island of broken glass"
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"or clownfish?"
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"[Kam] No! No!"
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