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Clips from Quantum Leap (1989) - How the Tess Was Won (S01E01)

"But if he can't, then we forget about this marriage business once and for all."
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"Honey, you just overplayed your hand. I pick."
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"I pick..."
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"Him."
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"Tess, you can't be serious."
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"You said any man on the ranch, Chance, and a deal's a deal."
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"- You go for it, Doc? - Go for what?"
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"Marriage, son. To Tess and 50,000 acres of Riata."
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"- You're kiddin', right? - This is Texas, son."
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"We don't kid about our land, our women or our livestock."
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"- Now, what's the matter with that little pig? - Uh... Wha..."
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"- It's hog cholera, ain't it? - Hog cholera, uh..."
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"Well, you... you never know with pigs."
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"Damn, I was afraid of that. We're gonna have to shoot the whole mess of'em."
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"- Shoot 'em? - Then burn 'em."
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"No, no, no, no, no. You can't... You can't shoot 'em,"
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"because I, uh, haven't made a... a diagnosis yet."
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"Well, what do ya say?"
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"I'll take the pig. You keep the daughter."
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"Well, pick another one. Nope. It's Doc or nothin'."
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"Come on, Tess. Or nothin', Chance."
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"Doc's a fool."
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"Thad and me..."
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"... thad and me"
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"All he does is chew and chew"
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"Thad and me"
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"All he does is"
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"Baa at me"
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"Every time I leap,"
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"I do this song and dance to find out who I am and where I live."
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"Sometimes... it's hard,"
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"All he does is baa at me"
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"Figuring out the names of everyone I'm supposed to know is a little tougher,"
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"especially if they're alone."
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"- Hey, Doc. - Hi, uh, pard."
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"What happened to you?"
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"Oh, just had a little accident."
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"Looks like you got us another patient there."
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"Yeah, gotta figure out what's causin' this little guy's runny nose."
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"Think it might be the hog cholera?"
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"No, it's not hog chol... cholera."
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"Whatever you say, Doc."
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"Listen, I fed and watered all the animals and, uh, cleaned out the cages."
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"Thanks, uh, pard."
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"See ya tomorrow, Doc. Come on, Pard. Let's go."
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"Couldn't you give 'em name tags?"
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"Or tattoos."
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"Tina's got her name in a tattoo."
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"It's in a super private part of her anatomy."
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"Of course, she always thought you were kind of cute."
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"Uh, Sam, you've never seen Tina's tattoo, have you?"
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"- You didn't answer my question, Sam. - What?"
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"You've seen it."
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"- You're hiding behind your Swiss cheese brain. - What the hell is wrong with you?"
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"56's? I'm still a baby. My sister Kate's not even born yet."
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"Who's President, Eisenhower?"
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"- Ike Bentenhoff. - What?"
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"He works in Imaging Control."
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"At the Christmas party, when Lucille and I slipped off into the energizing chamber..."
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"- to... to... - I know, I know."
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"Exchange gifts, that dirty dog took advantage of my absence to cozy up to Tina."
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"- Tina's cheating on you? - Can you believe it?"
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"It boggles the mind."
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"Come in here, Al."
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"Well, this is kinda fun."
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"Oh, listen, Al. You figure out what I'm here to do?"
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"Oh, uh, no, I haven't finished the computation yet."
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"Uh, just a second."
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"Uh, well, according to Ziggy,"
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"there's a 72% chance you're here to cure the pig."
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"For a minute I thought I was here to marry Tess. Huh! Oh."
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""Oh," what? Oh, oh, well, I haven't run a number on that yet. Wait."
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"Oh, it's not so bad, Sam."
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"Uh, there's only a 47% chance you're gonna marry this girl Tess."
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"Do you know what's wrong with this... with him?"
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"Uh, it's not a him, Sam. It's a girl."
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"Trust me, Sam."
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"Squeaky voice... loud squeaky voice."
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"I don't know, Al. I don't know..."
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"Al. Al, that raccoon can see you."
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"Oh, well, almost all animals can see me."
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"But, you know, there must be somethin' weird lookin' about me,"
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"because I seem to intimidate them."
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"Maybe it's your clothes."
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"Hey, Al. Here's a scrapbook on Tess McGill."
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"- Look at this. - What?"
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"Well, it-it's Doc's diary."
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"Correction, it's your diary."
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"Well, technically it is, but,"
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"I mean, you know, in reality it's..."
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"Just go ahead and read the diary, Sam."
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""I saw her today. She was having trouble getting her prize stallion to mate."
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"That's a cross we all have to bear..."
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"performance under pressure."
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""I wanted to take her in my arms, to kiss her cheeks, her eyes, her lips,"
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""but after all these years, I'm still dumbstruck in her presence."
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"Al, Doc's in love with Tess."
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"Uh-oh. "Uh-oh," what?"
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"Well, uh, there's a 97% probability..."
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"that someone who's been sending her love letters will marry Tess."
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"Well, uh, then I'm okay, because this is a diary. It's not love letters."
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"Don't fight it, Sam. You're here to marry this cowboy."
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"Uh, boy-girl. Cowgirl. Girl."
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"Tess, look here."
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"Mornin', Doc."
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"Chance."
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"Does your bein' here mean we got to shoot 'em?"
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"Shoot 'em?"
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"Oh, uh, no, no. Uh, I haven't figured out what's wrong with Piggy,"
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"but it's not hog cholera. Piggy?"
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"That's what I-I... named the little pig."
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"Piggy."
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"Then you're here to take me on, Doc?"
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"That's right, Tess. I'm here to take you on."
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"Yahoo, boys! We got us a contest!"
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"Get you in shape."
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"Come on. Take this, would ya? Take this thing."
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"Here, Doc. You don't have to do that. Oh."
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"Take that one. Thanks."
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"First thing my Dad taught me about mounting an unknown horse..."
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