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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Wow Factor (S04E04)

"Hey, maybe she can take you."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Can you, Mom? - Of course, miamor."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's your special day. We'll do whatever you want."
Modern Family (2009)
"Great. This is gonna be four hours you'll never forget."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, buddy."
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"Looks like it's just the dos of us."
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"Why do I feel that you did something shifty? I have no idea."
Modern Family (2009)
"But I gotta say, it's not your best quality."
Modern Family (2009)
"All right, sweetie, you have a good day."
Modern Family (2009)
"Watch me play handball, Daddy. Oh, okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Next!"
Modern Family (2009)
"That's Milo. He beats everybody."
Modern Family (2009)
"Next loser!"
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"He's mean. Yeah, I'm gettin' that."
Modern Family (2009)
"Next!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Another girl? - Hey, sweetie? Sweetie?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You're gonna do great, okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No do-overs. Next!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, I'm next, and I would like to give her my turn."
Modern Family (2009)
"No switcheroos. Are you playing or not?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- No. - Chicken. Next."
Modern Family (2009)
"I hate bullies. I've hated them my whole life."
Modern Family (2009)
"I hated them when they were named Scott Dworkin..."
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"or Greg Pachenko or Katie Greenwald."
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"Okay, you know what? I'm gonna play."
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"- But, Daddy, he's really good. - Well, I'm really good too."
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"- But it's a sport. - I got this."
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"You done talking? It's really appropriate that we're at a school,"
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"because I'm about to teach you a lesson."
Modern Family (2009)
"All right. Sorry, sweetheart."
Modern Family (2009)
"Here, I'll walk you to class."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, thank you, mister. But-"
Modern Family (2009)
"Mm-hmm. What ya doin'?"
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"I think I have an idea."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay. Every house needs a wow factor, right?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Hmm. What is the one thing this backyard is missing?"
Modern Family (2009)
"A qualified buyer. Okay, don't be silly."
Modern Family (2009)
"No. A water feature with a fire element."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, God, no. No, no, please. Now just imagine..."
Modern Family (2009)
"this entire back wall cascading into a reservoir..."
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"that erupts into flames on the quarter hour."
Modern Family (2009)
"How does that sound? Like we need a white tiger."
Modern Family (2009)
"Maybe I'm being a little ambitious."
Modern Family (2009)
"So let's just do a couple dancing water fountains, call it a day."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, wait. Cam, Cam, Cam. That's gonna still put us, like,"
Modern Family (2009)
"$3,500 over our landscape budget."
Modern Family (2009)
"Right now, we're forty-twelve percent higher than I thought we'd be at this point,"
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"because Smitty added that 8% surcharge."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm sorry. Did you just say forty-twelve percent?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Mmm, no, I didn't. Yes, you did. You do this all the time."
Modern Family (2009)
"You just throw numbers at me to frighten and confuse me."
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"And here I thought we were working so well together, and you're just being manipulative."
Modern Family (2009)
"What about you, Cam? Pitching these crazy, over-the-top ideas..."
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"just so you can slip in what you really want."
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"You have a name for it? No. I mean-"
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"And if there was a door here, missy, I would slam it in your face."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh-ho! I thought we weren't flaming till the quarter hour!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Gloria and Manny left me alone with Joe,"
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"and it was great... for about 20 minutes."
Modern Family (2009)
"Then the little bugger turned on me."
Modern Family (2009)
"I tried everything to calm him down- Bouncing. Bottle."
Modern Family (2009)
"Brightly colored objects. Bigger bottle."
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"So I did the old "put him in the car" trick."
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"But I could still hear him out there. I'm just kidding."
Modern Family (2009)
"I drove him to his little class,"
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"but he dozed off right before we got there."
Modern Family (2009)
"Or he took a page from the Jay Pritchett playbook-"
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"saw the crap he was in for and pretended to be asleep."
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"Mr. Pritchett? Yeah."
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"Rachel Lissy. Claire's friend from high school. Remember?"
Modern Family (2009)
"How could I forget? You knocked down my mailbox with your K-car."
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"Again, I apologize."
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"I've been married for 15 years. Two great boys over there."
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"Cooper! Unhand your brother!"
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"I'm taking them to the James Bond movie,"
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"and they don't want me to sit with them."
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"I miss babies."
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"Oh, they're a lot of fun, huh?"
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"So nice to see you. Nice seeing you."
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"Great kids."
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"Ugh! No, you're not!"
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"Joe, I found a better way for us to bond."
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"James Bond."
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"My dad taught me everything there is to know..."
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"about maintaining a home,"
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"and today that tradition continues."
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"Voilà! Light bulb changed."
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"Hey, I have an idea."
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"Let's get to know the house, huh?"
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"Hey, I have an idea. Let's lock him in."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay. Let's start with this baby right here. What are we lookin' at, huh?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Photosynthesis."
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"In a sense, yeah."
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"Yeah? Yeah, yeah."
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"Uh, photosynthesis converts carbon dioxide..."
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"into food for plants."
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"This water heater converts cold water into hot."
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"What converts this conversation into over?"
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"Girls, you need to learn these things."
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"You might find yourselves living alone at some point."
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"Oh."
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"I long for the day."
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"Okay, we're just gonna start with something really basic. All right?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I am turning the pilot light off."
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"These things go out occasionally."
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"- Why? - I don't know. No one knows."
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"Let's just say gremlins do it."
Modern Family (2009)
"But if it happens to you, what do you do?"
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"- Call a guy. - Or a girl."
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"Oh, my God, we're literally in a closet, and you just said that."
Modern Family (2009)
"Focus. You don't call anyone."
Modern Family (2009)
"To relight the pilot, turn the valve to "Pilot,""
Modern Family (2009)
"you press it down to begin the flow of gas, wait a few seconds-"
Modern Family (2009)
"Where you guys from originally?"
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"And you just press the igniter. There you go."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's odd. Why isn't that working?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, I got it. Why don't we just fill it up with hot water from the tap?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Found another light that's out."
Modern Family (2009)
"Claire and I were at a stalemate on the water feature."
Modern Family (2009)
"So I brought in an experienced professional to help break the tie."
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