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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Wow Factor (S04E04)

"You guys are gonna want to, um-"
Modern Family (2009)
"♪ Hey, hey ♪"
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"What did I say about eating things for money?"
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"- Hey, he said a dollar. - Broom."
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"No, you're not sweeping. You're just spreading it all around."
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"Do you think that he feels left out..."
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"and we both have a special day?"
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"If you say so. Next!"
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"Uh, Milo? That-That was my fault. I distracted her."
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"So maybe she could just go again?"
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"Next!"
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"Oh, how dare you accuse me of Trojan-horsing you?"
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"You know what? I will not stand here and be accused by the likes of you."
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"How you doin'? Couldn't be better."
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"Hey, that's a boy. That's a boy."
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"Okay. Shh!"
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"There's this kid, and he's been kind of bullying Lily and all of her friends."
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"What are you, like, an angel sent from heaven?"
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"If a family wants to come in here..."
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"I think Pam's made it pretty clear what she likes. Am I right?"
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"Hey, as long as we're in the mall,"
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"But he's got the same blanket."
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"Gloria. What are you doing here?"
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"Oh, the old thumb. That's simple."
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""Help me, Dad. You're my only hope.""
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"It was a mistake. This is not my first language."
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"Ay, Manny, I am so sorry."
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"You don't have to do this, Daddy."
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"Aah! Little too high for you, huh?"
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"Oh, no! Oh, my God!"
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"We're gonna change that one."
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"I'm back!"
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"Okay, let me see, let me see, let me see."
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"Oh, my God! I love it!"
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"All clear."
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"- Okay, so- - Oh! Oh!"
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"It's so good. It is so good."
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"Oh! For the last few months,"
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"Cam and I have been redoing a house together that we're gonna flip,"
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"and I have to say, it has been goin' great."
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"We make an amazing team."
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"Yeah. The key is trust. Absolutely."
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"The key is,"
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"I let Claire think she's in charge."
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"I hide what I want..."
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"in something bigger and more expensive."
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"Then when she rejects that,"
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"we "compromise" on what I wanted all along."
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"I call my method "the Trojan horse.""
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"You know how I got Lily? I asked Mitchell for triplets."
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"Okay. Uh-huh?"
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"You are going to love..."
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"what I found for the kitchen counter tops. Mmm."
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"It's from Carrara, Italy. Oh!"
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"It's where Michelangelo got the marble to make the David. Oh."
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"Now we know why the David couldn't afford any clothes."
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"Okay, well, uh-"
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"I also found this one."
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"It's not as nice, but it's less expensive."
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"Well, it's still over budget, but... I guess it's okay."
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"Mmm. Yeah."
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"By the way, we couldn't get the powder room fixtures you wanted. What? Why?"
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"Well, they're 23%, or $982, over the budget."
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"Keeping in mind, that space is only 12% of 1,462 square feet."
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"Whenever I need to rein in Cam's spending,"
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"I employ something..."
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"that I like to call "the number dump.""
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"So... unless you wanna cut 16%,"
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"or $1,764, from somewhere in the flooring budget,"
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"we've gotta find another 4% from-"
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"Yeah. As long as they're pretty, it's fine. It's fine."
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"Yesterday, I accidentally said "eleventy-five.""
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"So everybody knows how hard I worked on that project. I mean-"
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"Whoa!"
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"- Hey, wait. What are you doing? - Trying to put the sugar back in the thing."
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"Well, just go get the broom. I'll eat it for a dollar."
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"Charge the most. Then people will think you're worth it."
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"That's right. That's at least five."
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"Hey, Dad, I can't find my scarf,"
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"and the closet light's burnt out."
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"- So just change it. - I can't reach it."
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"Oh, if only there were some magical way..."
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"of getting up closer to the ceiling."
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"Okay, now you just sound like Dylan."
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"- I'm saying get a stepstool. - Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"One thing at a time, okay?"
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"What is happening? I'm sweeping."
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"It's gonna cost more if you want me to eat it now."
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"That's when it hit me."
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"My daughters know nothing about home care and maintenance."
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"I don't want 'em to be dependent."
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"It's up to me to show them what a modern,"
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"self-sufficient woman looks like."
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"¿ Qué tiene, mi muñequito?"
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"Que la Virgen me lo acompañe y que los angelitos me lo cuiden-"
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"Careful. Keep that up, he'll have to hit numero dos when he calls the D.M.V."
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"By the time he's old enough to call,"
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"it will be numero uno."
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"Ay, there he is."
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"Manny, why did you have breakfast alone outside?"
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"I felt like eating breakfast alfresco."
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"Does that mean he had his pants off? Because if I can't, he can't."
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"Jay, he's been eating outside on his own all week."
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"because of all the attention I give Joe?"
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"I've been wondering the same thing. Tell you what."
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"Why don't I have some father-son time..."
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"with Joe this afternoon..."
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"and give you some time with Manny?"
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"Ay, that's so sweet."
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"You can take Joe to his baby class."
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"I think he already knows how to be a baby."
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"I love you, but I can't laugh at that again!"
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"Manny, how about I pick you up after school,"
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"Well, I did talk to Jay about getting some tickets for this reading."
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"- What reading? - Seriously? The stage reading of Moby-Dick?"
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"I told you about it last night."
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"I have zero recollection of this."
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"I knew I shouldn't have poured you that second scotch."
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"Sorry, buddy, but I already committed to spending the afternoon with Joe..."
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"so you and your mom could have more time together."
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