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Clips from American Auto (2021) - American Auto (S01E01)

"- You know, most of us just punch in and out,"
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"- Got it, neutral. Respect."
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"But I'm telling you, man, Ewell Payne would not have"
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"wanted that woman running his company."
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"- Why? Is she Jewish or something?"
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"- Ugh, God."
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"- Cyrus, there's someone-- - Don't worry, we'll stop."
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"Just as soon as we-- - Stop it."
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"- It'll stop. - Stop it."
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"Ahh!"
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"- Now, let me put it under your elbow."
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"It helps with pain. - I'm okay, I'm okay."
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"They didn't hit me that hard."
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"- Alleged accident. - Right."
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"I may have coincidentally fallen totally on my own."
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"- Could be. - Okay."
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"Well, you know how I was saying"
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"that the car identifies objects using machine learning?"
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"Well, the operative word is--"
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"See, it still confuses with dark tones with shadows."
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"So occasionally, certain darker optics come off as not there."
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"- And by darker objects, do you mean--"
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"- Like a black cat,"
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"or a dark blue car, or darker brown skin."
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"- So you've made a car that hits Black people?"
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"- No, no, no. Not intentionally."
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"- What would Ewell Payne have said if he saw"
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"that we designed the world's first racist car?"
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"- "Well done," probably. - The car's not racist."
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"Race is about a shared culture, history, and traditions."
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"This just doesn't see darker skin."
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"It hit Indian folk, too."
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"- Oh, thank God."
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"that wouldn't hit Indian people."
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"- How are you just figuring this out now?"
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"In the pharmaceutical industry,"
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"we would test a product before we announced it."
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"- Didn't stop all those babies from being born without heads."
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"- They had heads."
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"They just weren't attached to their bodies."
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"- We tested it, but the cardboard cutout thingies"
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"we tested it on were all white."
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"- Well, why don't we get"
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"some black cardboard cutout thingies, you know, inclusion?"
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"- Thank you for being an ally. - His words."
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"- Y'all know what this is, right?"
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"This is white privilege."
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"When you're white, Band-Aids look good on you."
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"Hell, even a cheap shampoo at the hotel works for you."
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"Do y'all know the automatic soap dispensers"
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"in the restrooms don't even work for me?"
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"- Those are push-button. - Say what now?"
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"- They're push-button."
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"- Well, I've been bringing my own soap,"
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"and I actually like it."
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"- Okay, we need to figure out how we're gonna handle this."
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"This presentation is in six hours,"
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"and we can't just cancel it."
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"- Okay, what if we painted the car black?"
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"Optics-wise, I think"
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"a white car that hits Black people looks worse"
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"- I think any car that targets people"
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"based on their race would look pretty not great."
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"- To be fair,"
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"it would have been bad before Black Lives Matter, too."
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"- Right, but like, now we understand that also."
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"- Okay, the analysts don't know"
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"that the car is self-driving, right?"
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"That's the big reveal?"
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"Okay, so maybe we just think of some other features."
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"- In six hours?"
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"- I'm sure nothing will be as innovative and exciting"
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"as your Klanmobile over there,"
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"You should come. - Me?"
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"- Him, why? Why him?"
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"- Well, because I would like his perspective."
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"Plus, we just hit him with a car in a way"
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"that might be perceived as a hate crime."
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"And so you're part of this now."
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"hit a white person if they was in blackface?"
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"- Yeah, probably. - Right on!"
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"- Lead with that, say that."
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"- So it's not all bad. - Silver lining."
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"I didn't program it from scratch."
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"- No one's saying it's your fault."
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"- But sure, blame the Black guy for systemic racism,"
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"and then ask the Black guy to fix the systemic racism."
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"Do you know how much pressure that puts on me?"
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"- Is it a lot?"
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"- It is a lot. - Yeah."
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"- And FYI, I didn't test it on non-white cutouts"
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"You know why?"
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"- Why? - Because of systemic racism."
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"- Yeah."
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"Well, at least you're not being forced to work on a project"
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"with a new boss you're trying to impress"
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"and a subordinate you just had sex with."
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"- Shut up, when? - Greg's retirement party."
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"Katherine already thinks I'm some car-obsessed fangirl."
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"Now she's also gonna think I can't keep my pants on at work."
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"- Look, there's like 15,000 people who work here."
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"After today, he'll go back to the line."
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"She's never gonna find out."
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"- I never even flirt with coworkers."
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"The one time I make a mistake,"
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"and I'm stuck with it forever like herpes."
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"- A lot of people have herpes."
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"It's not that big a deal anymore."
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"- Who'd you get it from then?"
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"So the first horn is like, "Rrrrh!""
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"But then the second horn is, like, "eeh.""
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"- I'm just not sure polite horn counts"
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"as the car of the future."
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"- Okay, well, maybe we should"
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"still write it down so we don't forget it."
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"- What about some sort of safety feature?"
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"- I think you figured it out."
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"The all-new Payne featuring a safety feature."
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"- You don't like cars? - I mean, they're fine."
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"Sometimes I'm in a place, and I need to go"
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