Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from American Auto (2021) - American Auto (S01E01)

"- Does anyone here speak Spanish?"
American Auto (2021)
"- Jesus, people."
American Auto (2021)
"[upbeat music]"
American Auto (2021)
"♪"
American Auto (2021)
"- My great-grandfather would be rolling over in his grave"
American Auto (2021)
"if he saw that woman running the company that he founded."
American Auto (2021)
"- Oh, because he hated women?"
American Auto (2021)
"- I thought he hated communists."
American Auto (2021)
"- No, I think it was Irishmen. - No."
American Auto (2021)
"It's because she knows nothing about the auto industry."
American Auto (2021)
"- She did pretty well with that drug company."
American Auto (2021)
"- Exactly. She's literally a drug dealer."
American Auto (2021)
"run a billion-dollar corporation."
American Auto (2021)
"Actually, with him, I might. He's like low-key genius."
American Auto (2021)
"- I just never worked for a woman before."
American Auto (2021)
"You know, with a man, if I make a mistake,"
American Auto (2021)
"I can flirt a little,"
American Auto (2021)
"but you cannot flirt with a woman."
American Auto (2021)
"We're about 95% sure about my cousin."
American Auto (2021)
"- You'll be fine, all right?"
American Auto (2021)
"If anyone's gonna be fired, it's probably gonna be me."
American Auto (2021)
"- Or me. - Yeah."
American Auto (2021)
"Actually, I really hope it is you."
American Auto (2021)
"- I can totally see it being you, dude."
American Auto (2021)
"- Now that you said it out loud, I was thinking it."
American Auto (2021)
"- And another feature of the Payne Ponderosa"
American Auto (2021)
"is it's--how do you say this? Chassis, chass-ees?"
American Auto (2021)
"- Chass-y. - Chass-y, oh, like gassy."
American Auto (2021)
"I was feeling very gassy when I got on my chassy."
American Auto (2021)
"Chassy. - Perfect."
American Auto (2021)
"I thought you might wanna say a few words"
American Auto (2021)
"about what made you excited to come to Payne?"
American Auto (2021)
"I mean, obviously, it wasn't just the money."
American Auto (2021)
"There were stock options."
American Auto (2021)
"- Right, well, maybe just more what you love"
American Auto (2021)
"about cars then in general."
American Auto (2021)
"- Honestly, I'm not really that into cars."
American Auto (2021)
"I mean, if anything, I think is kind of weird"
American Auto (2021)
"- Right."
American Auto (2021)
"Well, that could be a challenge leading a car company."
American Auto (2021)
"- I actually think it's better"
American Auto (2021)
"if you're not that into what you're selling."
American Auto (2021)
"It's, like, if you're really into heroin, don't sell heroin."
American Auto (2021)
"Go into a different field, you know?"
American Auto (2021)
"Why, are you like some kind of crazy car person?"
American Auto (2021)
"- Me? Oh, no, not really."
American Auto (2021)
"I mean, define car person, right?"
American Auto (2021)
"Do I appreciate cars? Sure."
American Auto (2021)
"Do I love them? I mean, define love."
American Auto (2021)
"Define cars for that matter."
American Auto (2021)
"Anyways, so the analysts, they get here at 5:00."
American Auto (2021)
"So if you want-- - Who's that guy?"
American Auto (2021)
"- I don't know."
American Auto (2021)
"It's some worker. He looks lost."
American Auto (2021)
"- Seems like he needs to talk to you."
American Auto (2021)
"- Does he? - Mm-hmm."
American Auto (2021)
"- That's weird. Okay, now I'll go--okay."
American Auto (2021)
"Go see whoever the heck that is."
American Auto (2021)
"- What are you doing here?"
American Auto (2021)
"- Oh, I just needed to talk to you."
American Auto (2021)
"- Just--haven't you-- - This place is really nice."
American Auto (2021)
"Look, I am sorry."
American Auto (2021)
"Last week, that was fun, but it was a mistake."
American Auto (2021)
"- Oh, you told me. - We have this new boss."
American Auto (2021)
"And it would look really bad for me"
American Auto (2021)
"to be involved with a guy from the factory."
American Auto (2021)
"Sorry, not the factory. Just anyone who works here."
American Auto (2021)
"- Are you trying to have me transferred"
American Auto (2021)
"- Hm? - Yeah."
American Auto (2021)
"I thought maybe you felt weird about having me around"
American Auto (2021)
"after--well, you know, and you want to get rid of me."
American Auto (2021)
"Because my supervisor said it was you."
American Auto (2021)
"- Oh, Westland? - Westland."
American Auto (2021)
"- Westland? - Westland."
American Auto (2021)
"- Yes, no, what happened was"
American Auto (2021)
"that we got this call asking"
American Auto (2021)
"for a new day shift operator in the Westland,"
American Auto (2021)
"and I heard you're the best."
American Auto (2021)
"- Really? Who do you hear that from?"
American Auto (2021)
"- Lots of people. - Was one of them Shawn?"
American Auto (2021)
"- Yes, Shawn. - Yes."
American Auto (2021)
"- He loves you. - Okay, which Shawn was it?"
American Auto (2021)
"- I do not know his last name--"
American Auto (2021)
"- 'Cause we don't have a single Shawn that works here."
American Auto (2021)
"- I find that hard to believe."
American Auto (2021)
"- In a way, being the CEO would have been the easy way out."
American Auto (2021)
"I'm able to be more effective as a consultant."
American Auto (2021)
"- Mm-hmm. - Dori."
American Auto (2021)
"If anyone calls, I'll be down at the test track."
American Auto (2021)
"- Okay."
American Auto (2021)
"- And can you handle whatever A/V stuff we need"
American Auto (2021)
"how to use is my hair curler and my vibrator."
American Auto (2021)
"Right?"
American Auto (2021)
"Mm, but I will figure it out because I'm a professional."
American Auto (2021)
"- Great. - Great."
American Auto (2021)
"- Great? Oh, my God."
American Auto (2021)
"If I was CEO, I would have said "Make it so.""
American Auto (2021)
"She's so generic."
American Auto (2021)
"It's, like, super embarrassing."
American Auto (2021)
"- How do I put this in drive? - It's voice-controlled."
American Auto (2021)
"Oh, baby, drive us around the block."
American Auto (2021)
"- You're calling it "baby"? Seems a bit misogynistic."
American Auto (2021)
"- How is that misogynistic?"
American Auto (2021)
"- 'Cause you can't call women "baby.""
American Auto (2021)
"- But it's not a woman. It's a car."
American Auto (2021)
"- All cars are women. Everyone knows that."
American Auto (2021)
"Like, "She's a beauty. Let's take her for a spin.""
American Auto (2021)
"- Well, this car is a man, okay?"
American Auto (2021)
"- Figures, first car to do the driving,"
American Auto (2021)
"and it's a man."
American Auto (2021)
"- Oh, Cyrus, where is the break?"
American Auto (2021)
"- That's kinda neat. It's like a Roomba."
American Auto (2021)
"- Well, not unless your Roomba can create a 3D map of the road"
American Auto (2021)
"and then uses machine learning algorithms to identify..."
American Auto (2021)
"but yeah, essentially, it's just like a big Roomba."
American Auto (2021)
"Katherine?"
American Auto (2021)
"Sounds like someone who uses a catheter."
American Auto (2021)
"- Sick burn, man. - Thanks."
American Auto (2021)
"Hey, if there's a power struggle,"
American Auto (2021)
"factory's Team Wesley, right?"
American Auto (2021)
Show more clips