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Clips from American Auto (2021) - American Auto (S01E01)

"but until now, all our CEOs have been men"
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"The Ponderosa will be Payne's first fully autonomous vehicle."
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"- I don't wanna interrupt your flow."
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"- It tested well. - Really?"
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"which means vagina, and de rosa means "of pink.""
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"the Mitsubishi Pajero."
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"- You'd think these companies would hire at least one guy"
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"I wouldn't let my drug dealer"
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"Well, I guess you can, technically."
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"- Hello. - She just bought two ladders."
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"And then before you introduce the car,"
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"- Oh, I can do that in two words, the money."
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"how some people fetishize transportation."
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"- Grassy Shirley Bassey got on her chassy."
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"Do you know I've never been up to this level--"
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"- Yes, please get in."
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"to the truck plant in Westland?"
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"- Me?"
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"The most technology I know"
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"- So does this self-driving car"
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"- Yeah, it's like a Roomba."
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"- See our new overlord?"
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"don't get involved in that type of thing."
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"- Ahh!"
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"- We think we know what caused the accident."
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"- Machine. - Learning."
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"- Oh! - Be your own people."
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"I thought for a moment that we built a car"
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"- And they come--okay. - Just press it."
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"than a black car that hits Black people."
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"- Especially since Black Lives Matter."
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"but let's not let the perfect be the enemy of the good."
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"- Good, now tell me this, would the car also"
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"- How is this my fault? I licensed the AI."
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"I'd had a few drinks, and he's very attractive."
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"- What? He didn't give me herpes."
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"- Okay, so what about if we had a second horn"
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"Like, "I hate you.""
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"Like, "Excuse me, the light is green.""
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"Right?"
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"- All right, guys, I think we need to step back"
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"- What?"
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"Name one other thing that's utilitarian"
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"- Uh-huh. That would be another one."
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"Once you get in that thing, you can go anywhere you want."
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"they look at a bunch of different factors."
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"or anything like that, I like cars 'cause they're cool."
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"- Well, because you got Ferrari bedsheets"
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"I'm the best at nicknames. - Hey, hey."
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"- Right, thank you. Okay, new approach."
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"on your big pain pill is about to expire."
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"I mean, not whole cars, just the best parts."
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"that we need to say to explain this."
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"[Bruce Springsteen's "Working on the Highway"]"
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"- Good to know. Yeah, we can do that."
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"♪"
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"- You just pull these out!"
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"- Oh."
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"Yes, please. [grunts]"
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"- What are you doing to my car? - I'm stealing your hubcaps."
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"It's fine. I'm the new CEO."
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"- Hey, could you give me a hand?"
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"- What do you need?"
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"about what your bedsheets looked like,"
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"yeah, that might've been a mistake."
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"- Hey. - I just--"
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"So no banging now. I'm not a prude."
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"- It is interesting."
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"- How do I put this?"
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"from a tribe that had never seen technology"
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"[laughs]"
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"It's good stuff to think about..."
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"♪ In whatever comes our way"
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"- Oh, no, no, mm-mm, mm-mm."
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"I just wanted to say"
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"♪ Head out on the highway"
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"- Oh, I'm just cleaning out my locker."
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"in the halls, so--"
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"It feels like we could use"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"- The auto industry is changing."
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"Payne Motors has been making cars for 100 years,"
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"and members of the Payne family."
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"- Well, I didn't want the job."
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"- They didn't offer you the job."
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"- Because they knew I didn't want it."
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"I don't need, like, a whole big intro."
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"- I just had a little bit-- -"
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"I just wanna keep things moving."
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"All right, so someone bring me up to speed"
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"on this self-driving car that we are announcing."
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"- Yes."
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"It has seven key innovations--"
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"I just have one question, the name Ponderosa,"
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"do we like it?"
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"Yeah, to me, it sounds like ponderous, like dull,"
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"you know, like a dull, ponderous car."
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"- It comes from the Ponderosa pine tree."
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"- Do people wanna drive a tree?"
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"- We're not saying that it is a tree."
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"It's just, like, a vibe. - Yeah."
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"There's also the Ponderosa lemon and the Ponderosa snails."
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"and also a lemon?"
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"I mean, isn't that what people call a car that sucks?"
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"Sounds like we're saying"
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"it's like a dull, slow, bad tree-car."
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"- Yeah, you know, I've gotta say, I agree with you."
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"You know, I think the name's crap."
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"- Do you? - Yes, I do."
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"I've always thought that. - Have you?"
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"- Yes. - To me, it sounds dirty."
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"Like, pon sounds like poon,"
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"- That's probably why it tested so well."
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"- The name isn't important."
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"We've made advancements in sensor fusion"
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"and scene recognition that will revolutionize--"
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"- Wasn't there a car that meant something bad in Spanish?"
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"- Yeah. Quite a few of them actually."
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"There's the Chevy Nova, the Mazda Laputa,"
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"who spoke Spanish."
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