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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - Fixed (S01E01)

"I don't know."
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"Recently."
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"I, uh..."
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"The guy who broke into Allison's house?"
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"Yeah. We got into his house this morning with a warrant."
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"His aunt offered me some coffee,"
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"which I'm pretty sure was light with cream and spit,"
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"but we got what we needed."
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"That's..."
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"great."
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"So glad to have that lowlife off the streets."
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"Well, it's easy to call him a lowlife,"
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"but he isn't much different than any other guy in this town."
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"Hey, you wanna get outta here?"
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"I could close up shop a little early"
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"and it seems like one of those really fun train wrecks."
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"They're not my kinda company."
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"to "lowlifes are people, too"?"
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"Yeah, um, I meant Allison."
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"I just don't get a good feeling off her."
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"but she's like this big."
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"Yeah. Okay."
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"We can skip watching the downfall"
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"Maybe go bowling."
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"Hey, you got a ladies'?"
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"Yeah, it's in the back."
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"Remember, Kevin McRoberts --"
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"Okay."
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"Okay, yeah, that is not the campaign slogan, either."
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"No, no. You gotta keep it simple, like, uh --"
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"like maybe just your name with an exclamation point."
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"The ice cream truck, the good one with the Mickey pops,"
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"it's only four blocks away."
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"If we haul ass, we can catch it."
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"No, Neil, what have I told you?"
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"I'm done hauling ass."
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"From now on, I'm putting my ass in the hands of the people."
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"The second you start a game of ultimate hide and seek"
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"or see that ice cream truck,"
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"you won't be able to help yourself."
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"Kevin McRoberts -- He Can't Help Himself."
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"Maybe you're right."
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"Let's play ultimate hide and go seek."
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"You hide first."
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"Yes."
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"Start counting to 3,000, buddy."
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"We shoulda started doing that 10 years ago."
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"Oh! There she is."
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"Our first lady."
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"Just in time for your big moment."
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"Oh. Oh."
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"You just stand right here, and look the way you do."
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"You know, in my photography days,"
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"we'd call that "camera meat.""
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"What photography days?"
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"I was a Boston Paparazzo."
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"Oh, is that why you got punched in the face by James Taylor?"
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"No."
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"Hey, aren't those the cops from the Vic House?"
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"Oh. Yeah."
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"Kept in touch with them after my trouncing"
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"of Sean Avery."
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"And we have Mr. Harrison,"
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"who donated quite handsomely, too."
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"Buncha people from the neighborhood."
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"Everybody showed for your boy!"
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"Ready? And smile."
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"Thanks, Kevin."
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"Mrs. McRoberts. Looks great."
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"Oh. God, look at us."
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"It's perfect."
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"Like JFK and Jackie O."
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"But poor."
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"But that means I get a Marilyn!"
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"What?"
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"You okay? Jesus!"
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"-Sorry. -Yeah, you should be!"
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"-Whoa. -What -- What the hell were you thinking,"
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"offering this place?"
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"Oh, it seemed easier than saying no."
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"Sam, you can't give into him like that, okay?"
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"He's not exactly a puppet master, okay?"
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"It's Kevin."
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"You say that like it's destined."
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"It is!"
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"and Pete and Neil!"
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"Kevin shot someone in our home,"
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"and the cops couldn't care less."
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"They're in there toasting him right now."
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"This whole game is rigged! Fixed!"
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"And I-I should just give up, you know?"
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"I should -- Why not? I should just give up..."
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"and run away with you."
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"You know, we could go to, like, a lake town or a desert,"
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"where we could be totally different people."
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"I could be, like..."
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"Denise, and, uh,"
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"Denise makes her own bowls and remembers to water her plants."
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"What?"
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"Being with me is giving up?"
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"That's not what I --"
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"Right now, it seems like the right answer."
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"It seems like it, but it's not?"
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"I'm offering you something real."
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"You just don't know how to help yourself, do you?"
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"Oh, right, being with you is gonna, what?"
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"It's gonna save me?"
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"It'd be an improvement."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Um, you know, Kevin -- when we met,"
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"he got me out of my parents' house,"
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"because he insisted that we move in together after two months,"
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"and, so, I guess I let him save me, too."
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"I'm not Kevin."
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"But you know that there are people who look at me"
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"and they don't see a charity case?"
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"Who like me like this?"
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"Like this?"
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"Come on, you know you deserve better than this place,"
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"than those idiots."
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