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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - Fixed (S01E01)

"So, I figured I'd try a beer."
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"I've heard worse plans."
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"What did I possibly do to deserve this"
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"and someone breaking into my home?"
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"Oh. You had a break-in?"
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"Yeah, but I got to him before he could take anything."
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"I stopped him right in his tracks."
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"All of these...feelings."
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"And beer with no taste."
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"Life isn't fair, man."
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"If it were, the universe would send a cable guy"
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"who'd actually fix the cable."
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"Hey, bro, the world is not unfair, okay?"
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"The world is broken,"
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"and I'm telling you, it's been broken for awhile."
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"Foreigner neighbors steal your packages."
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"Wives lose your 10% discount at the liquor store."
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"Sean Avery eats in a Worcester restaurant"
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"and doesn't get assaulted."
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"The world is going to hell in a hand basket,"
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"and no one's doing a thing about it."
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"Thanks, but I don't really feel like paying"
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"Good. This one's on the house."
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"Why?"
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"'Cause the world is going to hell."
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"But you did something about it."
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"We need someone who tells it like it is."
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"And I got your next one."
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"Well, alright, then."
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"I accept."
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"I can taste it again!"
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"Alright!"
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"Cheers, bud."
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"I really thought we were dead when she opened that door."
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"Ask any gym teacher I've ever had."
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"God."
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"I think this is gonna work."
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"We're done. It's done."
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"Is that even possible?"
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"-Hey, that's littering. -I gotta quit."
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"Why not, right?"
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"I know it."
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"No, something's off."
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"she's not done with me."
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"And Nick is -- is still alive, by the way."
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"In a critical coma."
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"You're just looking for problems, Barbie."
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"Even if he does wake up, who's gonna believe him"
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"when he says he's not the dealer?"
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"Uh, what about when he says,"
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""That broad hired me to kill her husband"?"
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"Oh, honey, you are not a broad."
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"Listen to me. You're all set, okay?"
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"You're free to go. I get that."
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"And you're welcome, by the way."
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"But I am still in a deep pile of shit over here."
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"You don't know that for sure."
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"I know, but what am I supposed to do?"
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"Just sit around and hope everything works out?"
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"You always make fun of me for saying "I hope," but --"
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"-I remember once. -No, but you're right."
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"It's dangerous. I need to know."
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"I need to know what Tammy's thinking."
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"I need to know if she's still onto me."
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"And how are you gonna do that?"
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"Like, we need to know what's going on."
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"We need to know what to expect."
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"What happened last night cannot happen again."
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"We need to be a step ahead."
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"How are you gonna do that, Allison?"
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"Next time you're hanging out,"
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"I want you to look in that little notebook"
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"that she always writes in and -- and she what it says about me."
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"Uh, I can't --"
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"Patty, I need your help, okay?"
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"I hate saying that, but when I'm alone, I just -- I..."
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"do things like marry Kevin."
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"Hey, you and -- you and Tammy are friends, right?"
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"You're the one that said that this could be good for us."
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"It could be useful."
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"And now it actually is."
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"Of course you can. It's not a big deal."
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"Girlfriends, you know,"
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"go through each other's stuff all the time."
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"If she catches you, you just say,"
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""Oh, I was borrowing your lipstick" or something."
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"You've never had girlfriends, have you?"
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"I have you."
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"Yeah."
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"Damn right!"
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"Well, you seem back to yourself."
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"I'm not just myself."
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"I'm improved, baby!"
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"Impossible, bro."
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"It all began when I stopped by the bar for a beer"
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"while I was supposed to be at work."
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"Great start."
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"So, there I was, surrounded by"
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"a bunch of good, salt-of-the-earth guys"
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"having their 10:00 a.m. drink,"
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"and I start doing my thing, you know?"
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"Telling it like it is."
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"I thought your thing was designing classy Red Sox jerseys"
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"That's my old thing, Neil."
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"Telling it like it is is what I do now,"
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"and these guys -- they loved it."
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"Before you know it, I got three free beers"
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"and that's when it happened."
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"Boom! I felt better!"
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"I felt like myself again!"
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"So you got drunk."
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"He said 3 beers, Patty, not 30."
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"You know, like, what it all means."
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"I have a higher calling, babe."
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"I'm running for office!"
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"That's right. I'm running for city council."
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"but soft on the pointless stuff, like taxes."
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"I'm also tough on foul language."
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"Okay."
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"Can't believe she bought that."
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