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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - Fixed (S01E01)

"Because of course he did!"
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"Because he has a metal detector, and it's Kevin!"
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"No -- Patty, you cannot bail on me right --"
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"-Like a drinking game? -Whatever gets you to be quiet."
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"God. It's kind of miraculous"
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"Tammy's still looking for her dealer."
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"still Kevin."
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"This is why you don't make plans."
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"You make plans, and God laughs."
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"No."
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"Jesus, Allison, what's next?"
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"You gonna lure Kevin to a booby trap"
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"with a jar of honey?"
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"No. But what are you gonna do?"
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"Just roll over and accept it?"
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"Everything happens for a reason."
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"Okay, you would hit me if I said something like that."
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"No, Tammy is not gonna know that you dealt,"
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"and I am not gonna sit here and rot as Mrs. McRoberts."
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"What are your plans?"
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"Okay."
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"We're gonna take the pill bottle and the cash"
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"We connect him to Furies, and he's the perfect candidate"
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"for, like, the local dealer fall guy."
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"It makes even more sense than Kevin."
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"Tha--"
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"-That could work. -Right?"
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"And he's dead, so he's not even gonna mind."
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"Plus, Tammy said that she still doesn't have the warrant,"
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"so we have time."
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"Jesus. Hold on!"
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"Hey --"
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"How does this help you?"
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"What do you get out of it?"
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"I get to know you're safe."
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"Can I get a plastic bag?"
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"Thank you."
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"Oh."
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"Oh. Shit. Jesus."
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"-Shut up. -What? I mean --"
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"Just --"
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"Let's stash this stuff and get out of here."
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"You think this guy hides stuff in his sock drawer?"
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"Well, it's where my dad kept our savings bonds."
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"Okay."
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"So..."
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"Kevin actually seems affected by this."
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"Yeah, today."
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"Are you, like... okay?"
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"Do I not look okay?"
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"That's what I mean. You look fine."
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"You saw a dude get shot --"
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"you could even say it's your fault --"
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"-Our fault. -And it's like, "Oh, well,"
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"let's head over and frame the guy.""
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"Well, what do you want me to do?"
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""Deal with it" and end up crying in the bathtub again?"
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"That's useless. Yeah."
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"But it would freak me out a lot less, believe it or not."
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"Shoot."
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"What have we said about swearing?"
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"Okay."
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"Help me."
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"If he broke into our house for random drug stuff,"
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"The minute Tammy sees this,"
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"she's gonna be asking even more questions."
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"Okay, well, I don't think"
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"you need to put his stuff on hangers."
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"Shoot."
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"Patty!"
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"Hell."
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"Comin'!"
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"I -- I thought I'd stop by."
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"See how you're doing."
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"I was jogging."
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"I heard about Nick."
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"That's tough."
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"That's...nice of you."
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"Not many people come by with casseroles"
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"for this sorta thing."
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"Definitely didn't think you would."
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"Well, I, uh -- I don't have a casserole."
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"Well, w-w-what was he doing?"
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"I, um..."
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"I heard that he broke into somebody's house."
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"Wasn't it in your neighborhood?"
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"You know..."
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"Yeah."
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"I guess it was."
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"Uh...yeah, that's weird."
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"Mm. Cops have been trying to get in here, sniff around."
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"-But I know my rights. -Yeah. 'Course."
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"-No warrant, no entry. -No warrant, no entry."
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"-Goddamn right. -Well, there's no telling"
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"what they could pin on him if they actually got down there."
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"Qué frickin' Sera as far as I'm concerned."
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"Whatever else they wanna put on him,"
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"I'm sure he's deserves it."
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"But, you know, eh,"
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"I'm not gonna make the cops' lives easier"
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"by just lettin' 'em in."
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"Wakes up?"
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"Didn't you pull the plug?"
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"Yeah. But he's still hanging on."
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"I mean, they say it's critical, but they don't know."
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"Guys like Nick always beat the odds somehow."
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"I'll --"
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"Yeah."
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"Nick gets whatever's coming to him."
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"I don't know what he was getting into,"
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"but I know I want to stay out of it."
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"Oh, great. We've been waiting hours."
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"Cable's out in the pool room, and the fight's tonight."
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"Looking for a beer."
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"I tried going to work, but cable maintenance just feels so..."
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"pointless."
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"I feel...different."
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"I tried so many things to make it better."
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"Napping, sleeping it off, resting my eyes."
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"Still... I'm just not myself."
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