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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - Fixed (S01E01)

"and as soon as it's done, you'll get the money."
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"I don't know when you got so broken."
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"Where are you going?"
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"trying to distract myself."
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"You are the right person."
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"What? I'm stressed out."
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"Don't really."
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"In case we need anything else."
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"It's desperation."
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"Wait. Did he -- Has he --"
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"He could've --"
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"That's an ulcer, Pete."
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"Couldn't shoot then, either."
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"You okay, bro? You look like Patty after --"
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"It's like there's something weighing down my eyebrows,"
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"making me frown."
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"That's called marriage."
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"Up top!"
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"I just need to be alone."
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"I know, buddy. Look, he's probably just starting"
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"to realize what we all knew years ago."
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"We should have seen this coming."
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"Here."
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"Take a sip of this every time you want to yell."
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"how little last night helped us with anything."
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"Kevin's..."
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"Then he kicks you right in the balls."
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"I still have plans."
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"we were gonna plant around Kevin's body,"
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"It's heavy."
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"Just help me. Okay."
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"Why are we unpacking for him?"
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"why would he be getting out of town?"
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"It looks premeditated."
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"Patty, hi."
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"Nicky can deal with them when he wakes up."
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"I'll be praying for him."
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"Sorry, bro. I'm off-duty."
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"Not if you want to watch the fight."
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"It's like it has no taste."
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"And what do I get for it?"
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"for another tasteless beer."
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"Damn right."
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"I've never moved so fast in my life, I swear."
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"Hey, this is gonna work."
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"The way Tammy told me to not go out of town, it --"
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"What's the alternative?"
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"I don't know if I can do it."
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"Right?"
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"Oh, good. Another banner."
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"Jesus, Kevin."
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"What's your thing?"
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"you could wear to a funeral."
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"in front of me with more on the way,"
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"I suddenly understood why the break-in happened."
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"Could that be my campaign slogan?"
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"No, no. Not damn to you, Mrs. Slutsky."
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"I was obviously referring to the Hoover."
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"all your constituents are idiots."
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"Uh, no."
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"Really?"
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"Oh, God. I forgot."
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"Man, that was a close call, too."
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"Looks like the Mooses have pulled out."
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"He's got a point."
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"So, let's forget this whole "higher purpose" thing"
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"I just need to sit around, do nothing at all,"
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"and wait for God to provide a solution."
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"Exactly. Pew-pew."
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"Hi."
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"I am..."
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"God, if something ever happened to you,"
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"-Wait, what are you doing? -I don't know."
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"You --"
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"Yeah."
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"It's how winners go through swinging doors."
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"Oh. Now I know why you never lasted as a waiter."
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"How you doing, Kevin?"
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"Now, Sam, don't you feel there's a dire need"
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"Then please, do the world a favor"
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"and vote for Kevin."
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"Allison is always saying how your diner is dead."
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"Slower than a herd of turtles on a peanut butter race track."
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"Well, it's not --But hey, with me,"
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"Well, maybe Sam doesn't want -- No, no."
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"Meat like M-E-A-T."
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"He'll be fine."
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"Trust me, there are plenty of suckers in this town."
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"heard you caught your dealer."
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"Uh, I don't -- I don't know --"
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"Kevin's an idiot, but whatever happened"
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"What?"
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"I'd like to say I trust her as far as I can throw her,"
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"of the political system and just hang out."
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"Thank you."
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"Because the World is Going to Hell."
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"Kev!"
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"You talk a big game, but I know you, man."
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"You know what, Neil?"
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"Oh."
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"It's why he always wins."
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"This whole world is designed for guys like Kevin"
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"I don't know that it's --Sam, he shot someone."
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"Something..."
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"No, I know."
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"You could be..."
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"Licking Lucifer."
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"Uh, whoa there."
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"That is not very Jackie O behavior."
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"You gotta act like a politician's wife."
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"Kevin, that's your campaign slogan!"
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""Kevin McRoberts -- Everyday Hero.""
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"Cheers, everybody!"
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"I told you, I'm off tonight."
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"I'm making you shovel my walk all winter."
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"But hey, maybe you'll have more luck."
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"Oh, God."
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"Did you actually look in her notebook?"
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