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Clips from Gilmore Girls - Presenting Lorelai Gilmore (S02E02)

"Okay, throwing this out now."
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"So, chai latte, when did that happen?"
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"I don't know. Everyone at work drinks them."
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"Since you still haven't told me what exactly it is that you do..."
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"I'm gonna go with yoga instructor or chiropractor."
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"It's actually interesting. I'm working for this firm that helps..."
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"overblown tech companies scale back and stay afloat in leaner times."
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"- I'm sorry, what's the interesting part? - We dress like superheroes when we do it."
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"Nice."
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"How long will you be able to keep this going?"
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"I'm happy there, I'd say at least till Tuesday."
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"- So, long-term. - You know, it's weird."
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"but it turns out I like the stability."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"I like that at the end of the day, I feel like I've done something, earned something."
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"I think that's really great."
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"Only took me 10 years and several failed business ventures..."
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"- to figure out what I wanted. - Which is?"
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"Not my parents' life. Something you figured out at 16."
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"Actually, six months, but I just couldn't vocalize it yet."
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"I was always a little jealous of you."
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"We did good."
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"Yeah. Well, I did good."
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"The fact that she can't follow lead is all you."
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"See, only a lady can gracefully walk around a room with a book on her head..."
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"while eating kung pao chicken."
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"A great lady can spit the peanuts into the container..."
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"- without anyone noticing. - Wow."
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"Well, don't be intimidated."
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"You have to practice a lot to get to my level."
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"- Anyone want the last egg roll? - No."
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"Where are you going?"
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"- To get the egg roll. - You're getting it yourself?"
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"- Yes. - No!"
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"Ladies never get their egg rolls, they never get their own anything."
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"- Not even their own ideas. - Oh, boy."
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"They sit helplessly and wait for some young, strong man..."
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"to come by and assist them."
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"They don't step in puddles or over puddles."
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"They can't even look at puddles. They need to be blindfolded..."
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"Isn't there a moratorium on how long ladies should talk?"
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"You put the left side through the back loop..."
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"and you tug a little bit on both sides..."
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"and you, my friend, might just be mistaken for a gentleman."
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"Or a waiter."
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"Seventeen cotillions, a dozen debutante balls..."
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"and a scarring experiment with the Children of the American Revolution."
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"Where you wear only the bow tie."
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"A good idea on conception, but the sudden snowstorm instantly dampened the effect."
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"Hey, do you think it's cool when Neil Young wears a tux?"
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"Yeah, of course, but it's Neil Young."
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"All right, I should get going. I'll see you at 3:00."
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"Wait."
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"- What's this? - Your gloves."
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"- I thought you were kidding. - No. Ladies never kid."
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"- Bye. - Bye."
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"- I'm going to bed, too. - Do you need help?"
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"- No. - Wrong. The correct answer is yes."
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"- Ladies need help with everything. - Good night."
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"At this rate, she's gonna get a job and only marry once."
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"Every five minutes last week, she called to check on shoe fittings..."
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"and curtsy progress, and if I talked Rory into putting her hair up."
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"Then tonight, nothing."
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"She's been acting so weird lately."
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"They've never done that before. I'm not sure what to do about it."
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"Move to California. That's what I do."
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"My father doesn't even want to go tomorrow."
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"His perfect angel granddaughter is being presented to society..."
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"in front of his friends and colleagues."
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"Something he never got to do with his bad, loser, evil daughter."
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"Maybe you should talk to them."
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"Nothing more I can do tonight."
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"I'm going to bed. Want me to turn off the lights?"
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"Actually, I have to stay up and do a little work tonight."
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"I'm sorry. I keep forgetting that that's not a joke anymore."
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"This place is huge."
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"- Do I have to walk down those stairs? - I'm afraid so."
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"Unless you want to make a memorable entrance and slide down the banister..."
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"which I totally encourage, by the way."
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"- You are... - Lorelai Gilmore."
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"Took me a while to get pretty."
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"Not all of us are 16 anymore, you know what I mean? No."
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"You are to head up the stairs. The preparation room is on the right."
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"Look for the toxic cloud of Chanel and Final Net."
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"Hang your dress there. Put your makeup on over there."
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"You'll have to make do with a non-lighted mirror."
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"The lighted ones went to the girls that were here before dawn."
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"Listen up, ladies!"
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"Everyone must be beautiful and ready to go by 7:30."
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"- Can't believe we have an hour and a half. - I'm never gonna be ready in time."
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"God knows when the swelling on my nose is gonna go down."
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"I had to go and inherit my father's nose. I'm Libby."
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"Which one should I wear? I thought all month and I cannot decide."
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"Well, that's a tough one."
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"I know. This is red-red, and this is orange-red."
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"The wrong one, and I will look like a hooker or a teacher."
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"The two minutes you stand on the stairs..."
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"will determine your social status for the rest of your life."
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"I mean, not that you would. You wouldn't. I might."
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"Probably will, actually. Could be a Cirque du Soleil kind of night."
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"There's a head under there."
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"You are a wonderful man."
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"I have a feeling we're gonna be very close tonight."
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"- Mom, you're here. - Where should I be, Spain?"
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"I tried calling you all night last night."
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"- I was very busy. - And then we got here before you."
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"Well, I'm here now, so it's not weird anymore."
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"Look at these flowers. Baby's breath."
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"What is this, County General?"
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"You look very nice. I like your dress."
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"Cotton tablecloths, folding chairs. It's not supposed to be like this."
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"- In my day, people sat in real chairs. - Mom, what's the matter?"
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"in a beautiful, elegant ballroom, not a Shakey's."
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"The room is beautiful. You're being too critical."
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"There's Nan. I'm going to have a little talk with her..."
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"about the proper height for a taper."
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"Midori Sour?"
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"- No, thanks. - More for me."
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"My last coming-out, I shared with this girl who couldn't handle her booze."
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"Neon-green puke all over her white dress."
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